Author Topic: OT: Hiring (Read 11401 times)

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #75 on:** September 05, 2012, 11:22:37 AM »

I am super qualified for this position but you're a dick and I wouldn't work for you if you were the second to last person on the planet with the last person being your clone.

puniraptor · « **Reply #76 on:** September 05, 2012, 11:24:33 AM »

so the clone is the last person?

8manpick · « **Reply #77 on:** September 05, 2012, 11:52:17 AM »

Quote from: Trim on September 04, 2012, 07:40:25 PM

Quote from: Sundance_Kid on September 04, 2012, 07:00:13 PM
Is 8man taking an interview or not? I've been waiting all afternoon to find out!
Confidential.

I think it is unlikely at this point, although I would easily be the most qualified of those who have thrown their names in the hat. Good luck to the rest of you.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #78 on:** September 05, 2012, 11:56:51 AM »

I would say Tysyn Hartman but sounds like he's got a job lined up.

Trim · « **Reply #79 on:** September 05, 2012, 12:13:55 PM »

If anyone sees my clone, tell him he's got the job. There'd be nobody better for this position.

EMAWgeddon · « **Reply #80 on:** September 05, 2012, 08:08:54 PM »

I'm going to send in my resume. I think you will be very impressed by the number of twitter followers I have and my klout score, if you know what I mean

Trim · « **Reply #81 on:** September 05, 2012, 08:11:22 PM »

Quote from: EMAWgeddon on September 05, 2012, 08:08:54 PM

I'm going to send in my resume. I think you will be very impressed by the number of twitter followers I have and my klout score, if you know what I mean

Hired.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #82 on:** September 05, 2012, 08:15:10 PM »

Too many showers at penn state for emawgeddon?

EMAWgeddon · « **Reply #83 on:** September 05, 2012, 08:15:40 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on September 05, 2012, 08:15:10 PM

Too many showers at penn state for emawgeddon?

Loser.

KSUBrian · « **Reply #84 on:** September 05, 2012, 08:58:51 PM »

i'm 6'4" and 270lbs. Probably a 4.7 - 5.0 40 time. Is that physical enough?

Trim · « **Reply #85 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:18:14 PM »

Quote from: KSUBrian on September 05, 2012, 08:58:51 PM

i'm 6'4" and 270lbs. Probably a 4.7 - 5.0 40 time. Is that physical enough?

Do you hoop?

KSUBrian · « **Reply #86 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:46:05 PM »

Quote from: Trim on September 05, 2012, 09:18:14 PM

Quote from: KSUBrian on September 05, 2012, 08:58:51 PM
i'm 6'4" and 270lbs. Probably a 4.7 - 5.0 40 time. Is that physical enough?

Do you hoop?

Not much. Pretty much just a rebounder and banger inside. Broke my wrist playing and due to joint shift that was not repairable by surgery, lost my shooting touch.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #87 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:48:08 PM »

Quote from: EMAWgeddon on September 05, 2012, 08:08:54 PM

I'm going to send in my resume. I think you will be very impressed by the number of twitter followers I have and my klout score, if you know what I mean

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #88 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:55:01 PM »

Trim just hired a habitual liar as his right hand woman. T's & P's.

Trim · « **Reply #89 on:** September 05, 2012, 09:58:02 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on September 05, 2012, 09:55:01 PM

Trim just hired a habitual liar as his right hand woman. T's & P's.

Now I'll finally have some time freed up to help out your baby mama with the child support matter.

EMAWgeddon · « **Reply #90 on:** September 06, 2012, 07:02:21 AM »

Quote from: fanningksu on September 05, 2012, 09:55:01 PM

Trim just hired a habitual liar as his right hand woman. T's & P's.

Loser.

steve dave · « **Reply #91 on:** September 06, 2012, 07:31:26 AM »

drunk EMAWgeddon is my favorite poster

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #92 on:** September 06, 2012, 08:47:29 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 06, 2012, 07:31:26 AM

drunk EMAWgeddon is my favorite poster

top 5 for sure

Trim · « **Reply #93 on:** September 13, 2012, 01:14:01 PM »

Any other human interest, or recommendations/references of other humans? NO ROBOTS PLEASE.

sys · « **Reply #94 on:** September 14, 2012, 02:31:16 AM »

Quote from: Trim on September 13, 2012, 01:14:01 PM

Any other human interest, or recommendations/references of other humans? NO ROBOTS PLEASE.

hire someone you can fire in a couple of years. then hire me.

8manpick · « **Reply #95 on:** September 19, 2012, 11:15:40 AM »

Trim, I was surprised not to see you at the K-State career fair yesterday. I assume you'll be there today?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #96 on:** September 19, 2012, 11:52:57 AM »

Quote from: 8manpick on September 19, 2012, 11:15:40 AM

Trim, I was surprised not to see you at the K-State career fair yesterday. I assume you'll be there today?

Career fairs are for chumps

ChiComCat · « **Reply #97 on:** September 19, 2012, 11:53:39 AM »

Yea, I generally do interviews and get adult jobs

Trim · « **Reply #98 on:** September 19, 2012, 01:10:17 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on September 19, 2012, 11:15:40 AM

Trim, I was surprised not to see you at the K-State career fair yesterday. I assume you'll be there today?

Nope, wasn't aware. You know what I'm looking for; go recruit some people for me.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #99 on:** September 19, 2012, 01:13:40 PM »

I PI'd Daris IRL for drinking BL Lime like a douche one time.

When do I start?