OT: Hiring

[Trim]

It would probably be easier to put each office/cube under constant video/audio surveillance. Also, direct access to the subordinates email and telephone would be required. Easier than the robot scenario, that is.

I'm not going to surveillance or monitor crap.  That's for the human/robot to oversee.  I'll be working on other things.

[Trim]

trim,

would the person that you are hiring be able to purchase a robot and use the robot to do the work needed or would a human body have to be in the office doing the work. cause if it's just a robot then sd and i would be willing to tag team this thing for 45k/year.

You'd have to have a lot of faith in this robot.

[Dr Rick Daris]

trim,

would the person that you are hiring be able to purchase a robot and use the robot to do the work needed or would a human body have to be in the office doing the work. cause if it's just a robot then sd and i would be willing to tag team this thing for 45k/year.

You'd have to have a lot of faith in this robot.

saul, how much faith do we have in this robot? also, i would also be willing to physically make an appearance one friday afternoon per month if that helps.

[ChiComCat]

I like the mustache on the second robot.  I would grow a mustache and then go with that one Trim. 

[steve dave]

the robot has to be self aware

[Saulbadguy]

the robot has to be self aware

let us pray that never, ever happens in our lifetime.

[Saulbadguy]

trim,

would the person that you are hiring be able to purchase a robot and use the robot to do the work needed or would a human body have to be in the office doing the work. cause if it's just a robot then sd and i would be willing to tag team this thing for 45k/year.

You'd have to have a lot of faith in this robot.

saul, how much faith do we have in this robot? also, i would also be willing to physically make an appearance one friday afternoon per month if that helps.

Worst thing that could happen i the batteries could die, or it would fall over on its side or something.

[Trim]

the robot has to be self aware

let us pray that never, ever happens in our lifetime.

I'm eliminating robots (or humans working via robot) from consideration.

[Dr Rick Daris]

the robot has to be self aware

idk. i'm pretty sure that between the two of us, we have enough free time during the day to remotely control a robot in a wichita office. i mean yeah, there would be times where the robot was just standing motionless in a corner for an hour or something, but i think we'd still get done whatever it is that trim needs accomplished. plus i already said i'd be willing to go in for one half day a month.

[Dr Rick Daris]

the robot has to be self aware

let us pray that never, ever happens in our lifetime.

I'm eliminating robots (or humans working via robot) from consideration.

welp. looks like little daris won't be getting that in ground backyard pool after all next spring. 

[CNS]

you should hire the ghost that is in cns casey's house.  would be pretty funny.

Denied.  He won't have enough time to do any of this low level employee mushing.  I am going to keep him busy either cleaning up the place, or haunting others until they pay me haunt-protection money.

I would go with the Johnny 5 scenario.  If for no other reason than because I would love to hear Johnny 5 fire someone in his sad(or even evil) Johnny 5 voice.

[Dugout DickStone]

Why do you need a physical presence?

Unfortunately, a lot of problems are averted or solved here as a result of me walking down a hall and seeing something and asking WTF.  The successful candidate will be creating systems to avoid those scenarios in the future.  Still, a lot of the staff here doesn't take accountability seriously and needs to have things physically put in front of them and completion demanded in person.  There may also be things I'd work on remotely that need to be processed within the office and I'd rather have somebody I trust seeing to it that it happens.

Do you not carry your Judge at work?!  weird

[mocat]

It would probably be easier to put each office/cube under constant video/audio surveillance.

pretty sure this has been done, and is strongly frowned upon

http://abovethelaw.com/2012/07/kansas-attorney-accused-of-upskirting-his-female-employees/

[DQ12]

Trim, very interested in this position.  I believe I'm qualified for this and this lines up perfectly on my desired career path.  Only problem is that I'd need to work from a remote location. 

Fanning, this is where you come in; I'm going to need you to do what I would be doing.  Be my eyes and ears around the office, do what I would be doing, ect.

When do I start?

[420seriouscat69]

Trim, very interested in this position.  I believe I'm qualified for this and this lines up perfectly on my desired career path.  Only problem is that I'd need to work from a remote location. 

Fanning, this is where you come in; I'm going to need you to do what I would be doing.  Be my eyes and ears around the office, do what I would be doing, ect.

When do I start?

[0.42]

what about moving expenses

[SdK]

Is 8man taking an interview or not? I've been waiting all afternoon to find out!

[Bloodfart]

Sounds kinda a loosery job.  I will PM you.

[Trim]

Why do you need a physical presence?

Unfortunately, a lot of problems are averted or solved here as a result of me walking down a hall and seeing something and asking WTF.  The successful candidate will be creating systems to avoid those scenarios in the future.  Still, a lot of the staff here doesn't take accountability seriously and needs to have things physically put in front of them and completion demanded in person.  There may also be things I'd work on remotely that need to be processed within the office and I'd rather have somebody I trust seeing to it that it happens.

Do you not carry your Judge at work?!  weird

How am I supposed to Judge remotely?

[Trim]

Is 8man taking an interview or not? I've been waiting all afternoon to find out!

Confidential.

[Trim]

what about moving expenses

Maybe.

[Kat Kid]

This job does NOT sound like it is for me.

[OlatheWildcat]

Will it pay more than Joe Davis' job?

[yoga-like_abana]

This job does NOT sound like it is for me.

I don't think Wichita is for either of us kat kid.

[Trim]

Will it pay more than Joe Davis' job?

Yes.