If your ass is wider than 18"...

[steve dave]

Kevin Smith actually got booted off a SW flight for this.

[MakeItRain]

And his fat ass whined about it like he was wronged.  Great maker of films, but a giant smelly whiner with no self-awareness.

[steve dave]

And his fat ass whined about it like he was wronged.  Great maker of films, but a giant smelly whiner with no self-awareness.

he originally booked two tickets but then decided to fly standby earlier.  his own fault. 

[Saulbadguy]

18" isn't that wide... I'm not overweight at all, and I'm pushing 16"  My shoulders are much wider though.  Perhaps if your ass is wider than your shoulders you should buy 2 tickets?

 

Did you actually measure your ass?

[steve dave]

possible solution?

gersh04

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I am currently in section 8 row 15 (GREAT seats)  and somehow out of 52,000 seats I get within 3 seats of the beloved "ex."  Makes it a little awkward for the girlfriend and I.

I have no desire to go up to the upper deck, but if someone wanted to switch I would love it!  I have 2 seats and both have the chair backs.

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Kevin Smith has a really weird looking body.  Or maybe it just looks weird because he always wears those really long jean shorts.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Kevin Smith has a really weird looking body.  Or maybe it just looks weird because he always wears those really long jean shorts.

It doesn't help that he's so obese, either.

[Brock Landers]

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I am currently in section 8 row 15 (GREAT seats)  and somehow out of 52,000 seats I get within 3 seats of the beloved "ex."  Makes it a little awkward for the girlfriend and I.

I have no desire to go up to the upper deck, but if someone wanted to switch I would love it!  I have 2 seats and both have the chair backs.

What an idiot.  Should have started making out with the current GF, then the ex would likely have run out of the stadium crying.

[TheHamburglar]

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I am currently in section 8 row 15 (GREAT seats)  and somehow out of 52,000 seats I get within 3 seats of the beloved "ex."  Makes it a little awkward for the girlfriend and I.

I have no desire to go up to the upper deck, but if someone wanted to switch I would love it!  I have 2 seats and both have the chair backs.

What an idiot.  Should have started making out with the current GF, then the ex would likely have run out of the stadium crying.

I'm guessing this is what she did to him. 

[Mrs. Gooch]

18" isn't that wide... I'm not overweight at all, and I'm pushing 16"  My shoulders are much wider though.  Perhaps if your ass is wider than your shoulders you should buy 2 tickets?

 

The cat cushions are actually only about 17" wide; but the stadium rules indicate that you are not allowed to bring in your own stadium seat wider than 18". If I can't bring in a seat wider than 18" why should the fat asses be allowed to take up half my seat with their fat ass which much is wider than 18"?

[steve dave]

should have vertical glass barriers you have to wedge yourself into. 

[Mrs. Gooch]

...then you need to buy an extra seat.

I enjoyed MIR's description of this Sunday morning.

Was he pro-fat ass or pro-Gooch?

[MakeItRain]

You have to ask?  I'm hurt.

[Mrs. Gooch]

You have to ask?  I'm hurt.

Just makin sure. You can't trust people you meet on the internet.

[Trim]

Should goEMAW get a suite?

[TheHamburglar]

Should goEMAW get a suite?

New suite or old?  New suite with some outdoor seating: yes.  Backfill a East Side suite: no. 

[Cartierfor3]

should have vertical glass barriers you have to wedge yourself into.

With the option to lower in case you're with that special someone.  Like the arm rests at the movies. 

[steve dave]

should have vertical glass barriers you have to wedge yourself into.

With the option to lower in case you're with that special someone.  Like the arm rests at the movies.

or you can leave it down until someone invades your space and then hit the raise button and squeeze them out the other direction

[Gooch]

I was so proud of Mrs. Gooch Saturday. She earned her first real life PI fatality when the fat girlfriend/sister was forced to leave the rest of the fat family after halftime.

[HeinBallz]

18" isn't that wide... I'm not overweight at all, and I'm pushing 16"  My shoulders are much wider though.  Perhaps if your ass is wider than your shoulders you should buy 2 tickets?

 

Did you actually measure your ass?

You mean you don't know how wide your ass is?

The cat cushions are actually only about 17" wide; but the stadium rules indicate that you are not allowed to bring in your own stadium seat wider than 18". If I can't bring in a seat wider than 18" why should the fat asses be allowed to take up half my seat with their fat ass which much is wider than 18"?

Fair enough. I was just curious how you came up with 18".

[Trim]

I was so proud of Mrs. Gooch Saturday. She earned her first real life PI fatality when the fat girlfriend/sister was forced to leave the rest of the fat family after halftime.

Gooch, email w/attachments.  Horizontal or vertical?

[fatdamon]

this thread is bull crap

[Katpappy]

this thread is bull crap

Welcome old bud.  How's the bus? 

[Ira Hayes]

Damn. You people are a bunch of whiners. Why don't you just ask if you can sit on their laps?

It will be like watching a game with Santa Claus.

[the_ugly_clown]

I hate obese people. I hate their obese children more, but blame their parents.

^this