Daiji, DaijiGF and I go to Morts and sit at a table that had 2 other solo guys sitting at it. I ascertain that they're a couple losery racists/homophobes and start doing a stand-up routine on them that Daiji and DaijiGF could appreciate but was generally way over their heads. Eventually I dumbed it down and let them know what I thought of them. They were mad but didn't do anything while I could see them. Then they left but one pulled me and my chair down from behind and they were both trying to stomp me. I caught one dude's foot and ripped his shoe off. Not sure what got them off but I stand up with the shoe. Most everyone and the owner/manager are like WTF was their problem and making sure I was good and apologizing to me. Then the waitress is demanding I give the clown his shoe back and acting like I did something wrong and telling me I better leave before the cops get there. I told her it would be great if the cops got there. The owner/manager was still #TeamTrim at that point but once the cops came totally changed his tone and was telling them I was banned and that he didn't want any reports. So I said that I wanted to report it. They basically blew me off as I was telling the story and then Mort's told them that they're reporting me for trespassing. They gave me a case # and sent me off.
I didn't see it this morning but one of those dudes must've got me at some point as there's a little bruise above my eye. And my old-school willie track jacket is mumped up.
But man, I'm gonna be amazing at the fattyfestfest roast.
