Author Topic: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on (Read 2658 times)

'taterblast · « **on:** September 01, 2012, 08:58:00 AM »

i grabbed it right off his head and threw it on the ground

then after it was on the ground i spotted a huge puddle of spilled beer so i walked over and moved the hat again to make sure it was in the puddle.

_33 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 01, 2012, 09:07:42 AM »

Quote from: emawblast on September 01, 2012, 08:58:00 AM

i grabbed it right off his head and threw it on the ground

then after it was on the ground i spotted a huge puddle of spilled beer so i walked over and moved the hat again to make sure it was in the puddle.

I saw that guy right after this happened. I helped him dry off his hat, apologized for your actions and welcomed him to Manhattan. Then I punched his lights out.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #2 on:** September 01, 2012, 09:13:40 AM »

I dumped 30 packets of Sugar in the Raw into a MSU truck gas tank I saw at rivermkt this morn.

SdK · « **Reply #3 on:** September 01, 2012, 09:20:00 AM »

Saw a woman I said Miss? Sorry, State. Stated. I stated it. Not said.

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** September 01, 2012, 09:20:51 AM »

Just walked passed a guy with his two sons in aggieville. Decked out in their MO St stuff. As I passed I got in the smaller of the two kids face and asked him why he was a fan of MO Dumbfuck State. Didn't even answer. Shut him down.

AppleJack · « **Reply #5 on:** September 01, 2012, 09:22:53 AM »

My sister (Mo St grad) called me this morning to wish me luck on the big game tonight. I told her to go eff herself and it would probably be wise to just stay home on Thanksgiving. rough ridin' bitch.

SdK · « **Reply #6 on:** September 01, 2012, 09:23:59 AM »

Helped with a delivery last night. Baby came out Mo state Colors. Or as MO staters would say, he was colored. I took him across state lines with my Abe beard and read him the 13th.

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #7 on:** September 01, 2012, 09:24:57 AM »

I just climbed off Terry Allen's wife.

Pittcat · « **Reply #8 on:** September 01, 2012, 09:33:05 AM »

Just pulled up next to a MO Stater at a stop light. I looked at him sternly and gave him my signature nose scratch/bird flip gesture. Then I peeled out a split second BEFORE the light turned green.

steve dave · « **Reply #9 on:** September 01, 2012, 09:36:14 AM »

Just went back and asked that kid if he wanted some. Said, "some what?" rough ridin' little idiot.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #10 on:** September 01, 2012, 09:41:12 AM »

Last night I saw a MO st. guy. I offered to buy him a beer and ran off when they laid the tab down. Poor sucker paid for all my drinks.

SdK · « **Reply #11 on:** September 01, 2012, 09:42:37 AM »

Just got back from the gas station. Saw a Mo State fan. I let it cool me off.

steve dave · « **Reply #12 on:** September 01, 2012, 09:45:09 AM »

That little kid is eating chicken strips at Kites. I'm watching his every move. When his dad goes to the bathroom crap's gonna go live.

MeatSauce · « **Reply #13 on:** September 01, 2012, 09:55:53 AM »

Guy in my neighborhood is a Mo St. fan that I've always thought was a stand up guy... Last night we were chatting about the Cats v Bears game, and he says to me, "well you're school will win tomorrow, but we'll always win in the classroom," and then made a "bunch of farmers at an ag school" comment. Well, that stayed with me all night, and I didn't get a whole lot of sleep. So this morning, I got up at the crack of dawn (just like a farmer, LOL), got in my truck, and "farmed" his yard for him. He came outside in nothing but tighty whities all

and

. I flipped him the bird, cranked up Right Now, peeled out, and drove to MHK to watch the cats.

hurtsogood · « **Reply #14 on:** September 01, 2012, 09:59:08 AM »

I work with a Missouri State guy. He told me to have a "nice long weekend." I said, "I appreciate that. You have a good weekend as well" and then left for the day...

...but guys... I had my fingers crossed the whole time I was talking to him!

steve dave · « **Reply #15 on:** September 01, 2012, 10:01:42 AM »

Dad went to the bathroom and I dumped an entire beer on the kids head. What a dumbass. Cheesed it out of there.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #16 on:** September 01, 2012, 10:03:16 AM »

Quote from: MeatSauce on September 01, 2012, 09:55:53 AM

Guy in my neighborhood is a Mo St. fan that I've always thought was a stand up guy... Last night we were chatting about the Cats v Bears game, and he says to me, "well you're school will win tomorrow, but we'll always win in the classroom," and then made a "bunch of farmers at an ag school" comment. Well, that stayed with me all night, and I didn't get a whole lot of sleep. So this morning, I got up at the crack of dawn (just like a farmer, LOL), got in my truck, and "farmed" his yard for him. He came outside in nothing but tighty whities all and . I flipped him the bird, cranked up Right Now, peeled out, and drove to MHK to watch the cats.

Lol, we must live in the same neighborhood. I saw him out in his yard this morning trying to salvage his lawn. I yelled over to him, "Your wheelchair is leaving even more tracks wherever you go. Too bad your wife died from cancer or maybe she'd help you!" Freaking hilarious.

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steve dave · « **Reply #17 on:** September 01, 2012, 10:03:59 AM »

Nice burn mittons

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #18 on:** September 01, 2012, 10:05:30 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 01, 2012, 10:03:59 AM

Nice burn mittons

Should I go dump a beer on his kid's head? He's got him in a bassinet on the front porch.

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pissclams · « **Reply #19 on:** September 01, 2012, 10:10:53 AM »

walked up to a mo state tailgate a few minutes ago, no i didn't because they don't exist.

steve dave · « **Reply #20 on:** September 01, 2012, 10:11:03 AM »

Tip it over then run away while flipping the bird behind you

goCats101 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 01, 2012, 10:26:52 AM »

You guys are a bunch of unfunny assholes....is what a Mo state fan said to me and my friend as I told him he had something on his shirt and then slapped him in the face while my buddy simultaneously de-pantsed him.

SdK · « **Reply #22 on:** September 01, 2012, 10:27:04 AM »

So i just hired a high end escort, I told her to bring the nastiest girl she could find, so that we could take turns peeing on her. What would you know, the trash was a Mo State fan. Upon hearing this, we peed in the toilet instead. Golden showers are for those that shower.

SdK · « **Reply #23 on:** September 01, 2012, 10:33:34 AM »

Update: We just gave her a shower. Turns out she isn't latina after all, but a pasty redhead.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #24 on:** September 01, 2012, 10:40:42 AM »

Next Mo state fan I see is getting this half can of diet sprite thrown at their back.