Hey, Gang. A pretty depressed CanCo here.
I was passing through Oklahoma earlier this week on my way to Texas because Jerry Jones has commissioned some works for the JerryDome. (Was not coming from MHK, or otherwise would have
.) They're opening up an MS Paint gallery in the stadium, which should be pretty cutting edge.
I thought things were bad in Norman earlier this year, but let me tell you--Stillwater is a thousand times worse. A thousand times worse. It's pretty clear after spending 30 seconds here that the best got out during the Dust Bowl...as if the Dust Bowl ever ended for these people. On my entire drive through, I didn't see one lake, one tree, or one live animal. (I did, however, almost get run off the road by known felon Calvin Barnett.)
T. Boone Warbucks is a warlord down here, dispensing his cash to the locals who immediately blow it on chaw, Old Milwaukee and gas station casinos. I was going to ask him why he didn't spend it on things like free dental care or libraries, but stopped myself because I realized there wasn't a tooth within four hours and that no one (including T. Boone himself) could read "a lick."
The T-iest of Ts and the P-iest of Ps for the people suffering down here in this pit.
Anyway, here is this week's predicto.
Go Scuba Duplex MMMbop Cats!
