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OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« on: August 27, 2012, 10:09:09 PM »
So I have some land that I do a little hunting on and let friends hunt on, just a place to get away and cut firewood, shoot the hullabaloo, do man stuff.  I have some trail cameras out there that my nephews run and like I said, nothing to serious just a place to mess around.


Here's the problem and I need to know how it should be handled or how you would handle it.  On Sunday some punks stole both trail cameras.  They were on 2- 4 wheelers and on a dirtbike.  From the size of the tires I can tell the dirt bike is probably a smaller kids size and don't know much about the 4 wheelers except that from the look of the tires ones probably a 2 stroke because it had sand tires on it.  Well I have been know to track a dog back to the liter as I'm probably the only non indian indian tracker in Kansas.  I tracked these 3 dumbasses back to a gate that is directly 2 miles from my property.  Of course the gate was locked and there's no house there but it's obviously a rec. place that I'm guessing their family uses.  How should I go about handling this?  I'm guessing the 2 kids were out joy riding and going in and out of land illegally when they ran across the trail cameras.  They didn't take the feeder that was there as I'm guessing if they brought that home to Pa he would whip their ass.  Should I find this guys number and call him?  Should I contact fish and game?  Call the sheriff?  Shoot up his gate and cut his lock?  Burn down his pasture?  I'm really pissed about this and have been known to have fits of uncontrolable rage when dealing with thiefs........any advice would be good as I don't want to go to jail at such a young age...


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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2012, 10:12:15 PM »

NO JURY NEEDED!

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2012, 10:16:38 PM »
Trim, I have a Breaking Bad episode for you to watch. It tells you how to handle this situation.

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2012, 10:17:22 PM »
He should burn it down

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2012, 10:19:48 PM »
Trim, I have a Breaking Bad episode for you to watch. It tells you how to handle this situation.

Not interested.

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2012, 10:23:15 PM »
You tracked to the wrong gate.

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2012, 10:24:32 PM »
Love it when Trim C/Ps GPC.  Great stuff as always Brad.
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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2012, 10:28:43 PM »
Trim, I have a Breaking Bad episode for you to watch. It tells you how to handle this situation.

Not interested.

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2012, 10:52:33 PM »
throw a brick through their window.
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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2012, 10:57:10 PM »
really though, if i'm being honest, we need pictures of the property to properly determine the best way to vandalize it.

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2012, 11:09:18 PM »
One word boobytraps!

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2012, 11:15:37 PM »
Go out and buy a whole shitload of porno mags and string them along to an old abandoned shed on your property. Those punk kids won't be able to resist the string of poon and will try to steal your stash. They will follow the trail into your shed which they will think is loaded with hot porn. What they will find is you sitting on a stool waiting to deliver swift judgement to those punk ass thieving kids. Problem solved.

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2012, 11:17:20 PM »
Get a gate you poor slob.

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2012, 11:26:09 PM »
Trim is just asking in a round about way if we want to judge pak.  We could test out the traps on the most crafty/pak'd emaw.  :dunno:

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2012, 11:29:07 PM »
Trim is just asking in a round about way if we want to judge pak.  We could test out the traps on the most crafty/pak'd emaw.  :dunno:

Oh, well in that case, we should come up with some kind of signal for when we follow the poon over to Trim's shed. We wouldn't want to be judged erroneously.

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2012, 11:43:35 PM »
Trim is just asking in a round about way if we want to judge pak.  We could test out the traps on the most crafty/pak'd emaw.  :dunno:

Oh, well in that case, we should come up with some kind of signal for when we follow the poon over to Trim's shed. We wouldn't want to be judged erroneously.

Hmmm, what would the signal be?  I was kind of wanting to electrify random objects.  Incapacitate not annihilate.

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OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2012, 02:03:24 AM »
Trim, I have a Breaking Bad episode for you to watch. It tells you how to handle this situation.

Not interested.

I have a short story by Faulkner that may give you some insight.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2012, 06:42:07 AM »
Befriend a grizzly bear to watch over your stuff.

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2012, 08:24:06 AM »
Trim is just asking in a round about way if we want to judge pak.  We could test out the traps on the most crafty/pak'd emaw.  :dunno:

Oh, well in that case, we should come up with some kind of signal for when we follow the poon over to Trim's shed. We wouldn't want to be judged erroneously.

Hmmm, what would the signal be?  I was kind of wanting to electrify random objects.  Incapacitate not annihilate.

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2012, 08:41:46 AM »
Track down their Pa, give him a call and explain your Native Americanesque tracking abilities.  If he seems meh, threaten to call the sheriff. 

Post a crap-ton of "No Trespassing" signs and hide some 2 x 4s with finishing nails in them on the road/trail to recoup your costs when they trespass again.

Had a relative who put like 25 padlocks and log chains around a guy's gate to his house that wouldn't confront his kid about popping some rounds off on his land.  His kid was over the next day.     

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2012, 09:25:55 AM »
Trim is just asking in a round about way if we want to judge pak.  We could test out the traps on the most crafty/pak'd emaw.  :dunno:

Oh, well in that case, we should come up with some kind of signal for when we follow the poon over to Trim's shed. We wouldn't want to be judged erroneously.

Hmmm, what would the signal be?  I was kind of wanting to electrify random objects.  Incapacitate not annihilate.

Revelation 20:13

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That is some serious judging.

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2012, 09:30:08 AM »
Trim is just asking in a round about way if we want to judge pak.  We could test out the traps on the most crafty/pak'd emaw.  :dunno:

Oh, well in that case, we should come up with some kind of signal for when we follow the poon over to Trim's shed. We wouldn't want to be judged erroneously.

Hmmm, what would the signal be?  I was kind of wanting to electrify random objects.  Incapacitate not annihilate.

Revelation 20:13

 :surprised:
That is some serious judging.

Yep.

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2012, 10:11:03 AM »
How much was/were the game camera(s)?

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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2012, 10:11:50 AM »
judge not, lest ye be judged
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Re: OT--I've got a dilema and I need your help....
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2012, 10:12:13 AM »
Probably those teens were doing something heinous then realized their acts may have been caught by the trail cams and had to destroy them.