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ATTN POTENTIAL NEW BBS'rs:
« on: August 24, 2012, 12:17:05 PM »
Hey guys, I realize that this should be a combo thread, but my thought process is that potential new posters are coming over to the football board to check this place out and they may not go to the combo board. Lets get them to start posting while the mods are gone to Chicago Mod'n Convention.

Please provide posting tips to potential new members here:

1. Don't post pictures of naked women. If I wanted to see crap like that, I'd go someplace a whole hell of lot more entertaining than here. (Note, this does not apply to BMWhawk, who likes to post pictures of some of the scantily clad 140 or so women he has banged.)

2. Don't make fun of the more established posters in your first few posts. That will put everyone else in a defensive mode and make them want to PI the crap out of you. (This does not apply to fanning, as everyone makes fun of his posts.) (This also, doesn't apply to dobber, as he doesn't give a crap if you make fun of his posts and very few people even like him anyway.)

3. You can say whatever you want about the mods this weekend, because they are gone. (Even though we all know they are just setting in a motel room logged on as a guest and reading everything that is being written since they don't have the ability to do anything more creative than that.) (None of this applies to stevedave, he is awesome.)

4. If you think you can talk politics and make a valid point, good luck, but leave it in the DK Dome. (PRO TIP, you won't be able to make a valid point, somebody will PI you and call you names and claim you are a racist libtard conservative idiot bitch who hates dead babies and Christian Atheists.)

5. Try to be original and don't write a long dissertation that nobody will read. (Like this.)

any other advice?

Also, if you love KSU Football, do the closing door emoticon...
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tell anyone with more that 20,000 posts to get mumped. Also call them a dork.

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Re: If you think dobber is awesome, do the closing door emoticon..
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2012, 12:22:41 PM »
Good one raptor!
« Last Edit: August 24, 2012, 01:17:39 PM by dobber »

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« Last Edit: August 24, 2012, 01:18:08 PM by dobber »

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Re: If you think dobber is awesome, do the closing door emoticon..
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2012, 12:28:32 PM »
enjoyed this thread.

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Re: If you think dobber is awesome, do the closing door emoticon..
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2012, 12:31:51 PM »
enjoyed this thread.

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Yeah, it probably won't make it through the w/e, but thanks, anyway!  :dance:

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Re: If you think dobber is awesome, do the closing door emoticon..
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2012, 01:00:34 PM »
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Re: If you think dobber is awesome, do the closing door emoticon..
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2012, 01:03:11 PM »
enjoyed this thread.

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Yeah, it probably won't make it through the w/e, but thanks, anyway!  :dance:

Here's hoping.
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Re: If you think dobber is awesome, do the closing door emoticon..
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2012, 01:03:35 PM »
j/k  :clac:
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Re: If you think dobber is awesome, do the closing door emoticon..
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2012, 01:06:52 PM »
clickety clack :clac:
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Re: If you think dobber is awesome, do the closing door emoticon..
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2012, 01:13:25 PM »
Eat a dick, dobs.

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Re: If you think dobber is awesome, do the closing door emoticon..
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2012, 01:19:50 PM »
Eat a dick, dobs.
Good one!

See, new posters, you can make fun of dobber, nobody likes him.

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Re: ATTN POTENTIAL NEW BBS'rs:
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2012, 01:34:21 PM »
Also, tread lightly when discussing John Currie, oscar Weber, our football uniforms, and any basketball coach from March 2006-April 2012.

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Re: ATTN POTENTIAL NEW BBS'rs:
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2012, 01:38:59 PM »
I just realized that this thread will be the most confusing to the mods when they get back. I tried to mod it back to what it was to make it make sense, but without real mod powers it's kind of eff'd.

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Re: ATTN POTENTIAL NEW BBS'rs:
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2012, 01:40:43 PM »
Also, tread lightly when discussing John Currie, oscar Weber, our football uniforms, and any basketball coach from March 2006-April 2012.
Great advice!

Also, I just need one new poster to make this thread a winner. Just one. <dobber sets and waits for the Jerry Lewis Telethon telephone red light to go off...>

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Re: ATTN POTENTIAL NEW BBS'rs:
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2012, 03:53:18 PM »
Also, tread lightly when discussing John Currie, oscar Weber, our football uniforms, and any basketball coach from March 2006-April 2012.
Great advice!

Also, I just need one new poster to make this thread a winner. Just one. <dobber sets and waits for the Jerry Lewis Telethon telephone red light to go off...>
Dobber, I hate to say this since you are such a nice guy?  I was just wondering how you came up with the name "dobber".  The only reason I ask is because your avatar looks a whole lot like Goober Pyle from the old Andy Griffin Show.  And to top it off, you sound a lot like he would if he posted on this board.  :sdeek:


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Re: ATTN POTENTIAL NEW BBS'rs:
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2012, 04:14:28 PM »
=mods?=
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Re: ATTN POTENTIAL NEW BBS'rs:
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2012, 10:28:13 PM »
=mods?=
MODS!  I don't see no MODS; and if I did, I wouldn't tell on ya.  :fatty:
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Re: ATTN POTENTIAL NEW BBS'rs:
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2012, 10:50:53 PM »
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Re: ATTN POTENTIAL NEW BBS'rs:
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2012, 10:59:06 PM »
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Re: ATTN POTENTIAL NEW BBS'rs:
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2012, 11:53:41 PM »
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Re: ATTN POTENTIAL NEW BBS'rs:
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2012, 11:58:13 PM »

1. Don't post pictures of naked women. If I wanted to see crap like that, I'd go someplace a whole hell of lot more entertaining than here.

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Re: ATTN POTENTIAL NEW BBS'rs:
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2012, 06:27:40 AM »
More advice.

Dlew has proven to be uncannily accurate with predictions.  Think twice before predicting something different.

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Re: ATTN POTENTIAL NEW BBS'rs:
« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2012, 09:09:07 AM »
Good protips guys.  Let's get some new blood in here while all those dicks are blowing each other in Chicago.