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Christwire.org
« on: August 24, 2012, 11:00:53 AM »
Knowing you all are good hardworking midwesterners, I thought I would share with you this glorious website I stumbled upon recently. It reveals insight and explanation for all of society current issues with detailed commentary and vitriol.

Values, Morality, Conservatism

www.christwire.org


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Re: Christwire.org
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2012, 11:05:37 AM »
didn't read, but this caught my eye:

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Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello loves Paul Ryan, proving that the GOP candidtate for Vice President of the United States is popular for the young voters.

morello, of course, is 48 years old.   :dubious:
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Re: Christwire.org
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2012, 11:07:27 AM »
Hey cam!  Welcome!
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2012, 11:30:13 AM »
Quote from: OK Cat on August 24, 2012, 11:05:37 AM
didn't read, but this caught my eye:

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Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello loves Paul Ryan, proving that the GOP candidtate for Vice President of the United States is popular for the young voters.

morello, of course, is 48 years old.   :dubious:

Exactly... Morello and his rage is the embodiment of the youth and Ryan identifies with that - Fight the establishment, Vote GOP
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Re: Christwire.org
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2012, 11:43:14 AM »
i realize that you're a parody poster, but 48 years old isn't youth, and that band hasn't been relevant for 10 years.
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2012, 12:02:55 PM »
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Re: Christwire.org
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2012, 12:41:49 PM »
Quote from: OK Cat on August 24, 2012, 11:05:37 AM
didn't read, but this caught my eye:

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Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello loves Paul Ryan, proving that the GOP candidtate for Vice President of the United States is popular for the young voters.

morello, of course, is 48 years old.   :dubious:
I think this is another one of those parody sites.
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Re: Christwire.org
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2012, 12:56:08 PM »
"Jesus Christ Appears in Puppy’s Stinkspot To Prove Divinity of Dogs"  Yep.

http://christwire.org/2012/07/jesus-christ-appears-in-puppys-stinkspot-to-prove-divinity-of-dogs/
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Re: Christwire.org
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2012, 01:07:20 PM »
I hope you guys realize that this entire site is a satire...

Obviously Morello is not a youth representative anymore, nor did he come out in support of Ryan-Like you said it was the opposite.

Christwire is basically one big troll... and it is so good at it. People can't really tell at first glance 'cause these people really exist out there
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Re: Christwire.org
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2012, 01:12:31 PM »
How the eff did you get poster of the week?  Maybe sock of the week? :dunno:
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Re: Christwire.org
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2012, 01:16:20 PM »
wow, guess i should read a site before i start bitching.

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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2012, 01:17:14 PM »
Quote from: Bloodfart on August 24, 2012, 01:12:31 PM
How the eff did you get poster of the week?  Maybe sock poster of the week? :dunno:

For banging your mom and gf at the same time, bloodqueef  :lick:
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Re: Christwire.org
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2012, 01:25:24 PM »
http://christwire.org/2012/06/is-call-me-maybe-turning-our-daughters-into-sluts-for-satan/?fb_ref=wp

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Here is a safe alternative to the chorus of this song, in order to make it slightly more appropriate for your family.

Hey, I just met you…and this seems crazy…but I love Jesus, because He saved me.

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Re: Christwire.org
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2012, 01:26:00 PM »
Quote from: camKSU on August 24, 2012, 01:17:14 PM
Quote from: Bloodfart on August 24, 2012, 01:12:31 PM
How the eff did you get poster of the week?  Maybe sock of the week? :dunno:

For banging your mom and gf at the same time, bloodqueef  :lick:

Wow, that didn't take long.  :bait: Also that comment sounds like something a fanning sock would say
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