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Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« on: August 24, 2012, 09:41:19 AM »
Are so befuddled, they have nightmares about former players who weren't even on our team (namely, Roy Kibble) and acknowledge that all living creatures - particularly winged fowl - serve the cause of EMAW.

http://www.barkingcarnival.com/2012/8/23/3262716/2012-kansas-state-football-preview-wildcat-state-of-the-union-bill-snyder-collin-klein-arthur-brown

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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2012, 09:55:13 AM »
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A wizard is never late, Colin Klein. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. - LHC Bill Snyder

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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2012, 10:00:03 AM »
Wow this made me feel really really really great.

go cats emaw ftb  lets get mobbin

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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2012, 10:09:52 AM »
What a great article.

This made me laugh:

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Good job, Rex. If Snyder really does pull off 10 wins again, he should be coated in bronze and mounted on the stadium scoreboard.
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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2012, 10:11:21 AM »
Please rename this board "Scheme Doctor's Cauldron." 
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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2012, 10:13:34 AM »
Please rename this board "Scheme Doctor's Cauldron."

they're all gone for the weekend, use your imagination.

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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2012, 10:15:08 AM »
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I know nothing about KSU's incoming group of linemen, although I do know that Tavon Rooks is competing for the right tackle spot, and, since he is a Snyder JUCO recruit, the conservative conclusion is that he will quickly resemble Orlando Pace.

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Kibble's counterpart in the middle, Vai Lutui, will be counted on to step into Kibble's role this year, and I know nothing about him other than that he probably enjoys Spam just as much as your average Kansan.

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Meshak Williams returns as the Cats' all-or-nothing pass rush threat. His pass rush repertoire consists of two moves: bull rush-to-rip-to-speed rush and get blocked. He will force 3 fumbles against the Horns.

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The secondary is led by returning All-American Nigel Malone, who led the Big 12 last year with 7 interceptions. I didn't watch many KSU games last year, but I assume at least 4 of those interceptions were due to the ball being carried into his hands by ravens

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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2012, 10:35:53 AM »
Please rename this board "Scheme Doctor's Cauldron."

I don't think the name of this board is every going to be changed again.  ever. (nor should it)
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2012, 10:43:56 AM »
One day Collin Klein gets called the "Hunk of the Week" by Grantland, the next day he gets this...

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his haircut costs at most $4
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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2012, 10:54:40 AM »
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However, there is trouble in paradise as apparently Finney is still recovering from Klein's wedding this past summer and subsequent exit from their shared bachelor pad. Could B.J.'s hands, still damp from wiping away the tears of lost love, falter and deliver errant snaps during the 2012 season? The answer is absolutely yes!

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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2012, 11:20:51 AM »
Expect the KSU offense to gain 43 yards against the Longhorn defense in 2012 while mysteriously putting half a hundred on the score board. This is known!

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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2012, 11:36:20 AM »


New avi.   :love:

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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2012, 11:39:55 AM »
this was great
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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2012, 11:55:12 AM »
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Best article I've read in quite some time!

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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2012, 10:19:45 AM »
Love the Catlab video embedded in the article. Speaking of, will there be a new 'lab video to get us pumped for the 2012 wild wild cats football season?

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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2012, 10:37:23 AM »
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Prediction: 10-3.  I'm projecting three losses for KSU this year: @OU, @WVU, and @ISU (if any team can out-effort a Synder team, it's a Paul Rhoads team).

if we go 10-3, one of our losses sure as crap won't be from ISU.

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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2012, 10:49:30 PM »
Love the Catlab video embedded in the article. Speaking of, will there be a new 'lab video to get us pumped for the 2012 wild wild cats football season?

Probably mid week.  90% done.

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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2012, 10:56:21 PM »
BEST. THING. I'VE. READ. YTD

PLUS HE SAID, "GOSH DARN IT."

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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2012, 11:03:05 PM »
KEY LOSSES: "ROY KIBBLE."

NO RESPECT   :drool:

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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2012, 11:05:14 PM »
"Vai Lutui, will be counted on to step into Kibble's role this year, and I know nothing about him other than that he probably enjoys Spam just as much as your average Kansan."

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Re: Bevos mentally self-castrate; Bow before altar of Snyder
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2012, 08:27:06 AM »
Love the Catlab video embedded in the article. Speaking of, will there be a new 'lab video to get us pumped for the 2012 wild wild cats football season?

Probably mid week.  90% done.
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