I played war as a child. My brother and I would build massive forts out of toy blocks. First we picked blocks one at a time in an alternating fashion. Then, we built forts. Next, we divided the army guys that we had by selecting in alternating fashion. We then placed the army guys in our forts. Now, the war began. We took turns throwing pool balls at each other's fort trying to knock over the army guys. You had to set behind your fort to throw the ball across the room at the other guy's fort. Once you killed an army guy (knocked him over) then he was removed. The game continued until one of us had no more army guys alive.
I'll bet CK would have been awesome at war, probably way better than Tebow.