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Re: QUICK, SOMEONE TRANSLATE
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2012, 01:13:02 PM »
i bet it was rough ridin' jimmer

he would target jake

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Re: QUICK, SOMEONE TRANSLATE
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2012, 01:17:12 PM »
it was probably some guy that frank martin owed money to, my guess is it was a bookie who frank was upside down with that flew to PR knowing he'd be able to find denis there.   


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Re: QUICK, SOMEONE TRANSLATE
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2012, 01:20:22 PM »
I wonder if Mr. Racistest Racist Brady Morningstar has an alibi  :dunno:

 

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Re: QUICK, SOMEONE TRANSLATE
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2012, 01:20:40 PM »
What happened with Denis' llama?

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Re: QUICK, SOMEONE TRANSLATE
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2012, 01:37:29 PM »
now that it seems Denis is OK in all of this, i am going to laugh my ass off at the postings of pissclams.
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Re: QUICK, SOMEONE TRANSLATE
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2012, 02:27:07 PM »
Denis judged some losers.  Thank God.

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Re: QUICK, SOMEONE TRANSLATE
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2012, 02:35:09 PM »
I would never force shots on denis like that. He's been known to put up many shots himself and rarely miss.

I enjoyed this post, Fanning.

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Re: QUICK, SOMEONE TRANSLATE
« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2012, 02:44:19 PM »
automated translations are great.

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Re: QUICK, SOMEONE TRANSLATE
« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2012, 02:53:09 PM »
I would never force shots on denis like that. He's been known to put up many shots himself and rarely miss.

I enjoyed this post, Fanning.

I didn't understand it.

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Re: QUICK, SOMEONE TRANSLATE
« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2012, 03:43:43 PM »
I would never force shots on denis like that. He's been known to put up many shots himself and rarely miss.

I enjoyed this post, Fanning.
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Re: QUICK, SOMEONE TRANSLATE
« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2012, 05:45:43 PM »
automated translations are great.
yeah


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Re: QUICK, SOMEONE TRANSLATE
« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2012, 07:46:17 PM »
eager to see what Frank has to say about this
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Re: QUICK, SOMEONE TRANSLATE
« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2012, 10:05:55 PM »
sys and BSAC need to get down there immediately.

1st article - clemente's car got shot at, his 3 companions were hit, he wasn't (naturally).  the rough ridin' cops found an illegal gun in the car when they searched it.  the 26 year old was his cousin, the 23 year old said he owned the gun.

2nd article - clemente's car was shot at a gas station when he was putting in gas.  he didn't know the car and thinks they may have mistaken him for someone else.  he didn't know there was a gun in his car.  he doesn't live like that.  his companions are old friends from childhood.  he was supposed to travel to italy tomorrow, so a judge was supposed to rule on whether he could go this afternoon.  people should be careful when they go out because everything can change in an instant.
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Re: QUICK, SOMEONE TRANSLATE
« Reply #38 on: August 21, 2012, 10:13:45 PM »
Wait, Denis was Rookie of the Year? THIS IS SPLENDID NEWS!

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Re: QUICK, SOMEONE TRANSLATE
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2012, 09:43:32 AM »
Did it go something like this?



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Re: QUICK, SOMEONE TRANSLATE
« Reply #40 on: August 27, 2012, 12:29:22 PM »
Denis Clemente's most recent facebook status, posted about an hour ago:
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ITALIA manana!!

which for those of you non-spanish speakers means 'ITALY tomorrow!!'

what excellent news!