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Offline Brock Landers

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Limit of 2 autographs, please
« on: August 21, 2012, 09:22:52 AM »
Got a promotional ad for the Menards grand opening in Topeka and Tyshawn Taylor is one of the celebrities appearing.  What should I have him sign??!?    :D


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Re: Limit of 2 autographs, please
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2012, 09:39:07 AM »
Got a promotional ad for the Menards grand opening in Topeka and Tyshawn Taylor is one of the celebrities appearing.  What should I have him sign put his X on??!?    :D
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Re: Limit of 2 autographs, please
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2012, 09:39:36 AM »
a basketball

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Re: Limit of 2 autographs, please
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2012, 10:06:23 AM »
A plus size banana hammock.
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Re: Limit of 2 autographs, please
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2012, 10:15:19 AM »
Your receipt from Menards.

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Re: Limit of 2 autographs, please
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2012, 10:16:21 AM »
An apple turnover.

Also, when you hand it to him just before he signs you have to say "oh please turn it over and sign the other side.  Thanks."

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Re: Limit of 2 autographs, please
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2012, 10:16:54 AM »
a boxing glove

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Re: Limit of 2 autographs, please
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2012, 10:25:23 AM »
a child support check, oh sorry, wrong former KU basketball player...

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Re: Limit of 2 autographs, please
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2012, 10:57:39 AM »
Forehead.
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Re: Limit of 2 autographs, please
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2012, 11:08:12 AM »
A Jonathan Taylor Thomas head shot.

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Re: Limit of 2 autographs, please
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2012, 01:26:34 PM »
a map of New Jersey

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Re: Limit of 2 autographs, please
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2012, 01:57:22 PM »


*or*


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Re: Limit of 2 autographs, please
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2012, 08:29:58 PM »
A blank check

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Re: Limit of 2 autographs, please
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2012, 09:35:36 AM »
Bring a Jacque Vaughn book in (don't all of the former KU guards have a book out) and ask him to sign it. Be sure to call him Jacque.

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Re: Limit of 2 autographs, please
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2012, 10:56:22 AM »
Bring a Jacque Vaughn book in (don't all of the former KU guards have a book out) and ask him to sign it. Be sure to call him Jacque.

that would be awesome.  youtube it pls.

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Re: Limit of 2 autographs, please
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2012, 01:20:25 PM »
Man, looked at the flyer for this shingdig again last night and realized how incredible this thing is going to be.  There's some dude carving stuff with a chainsaw (not sure if he's also signing autographs, limit 2 please), some random no-name Nascar driver, Richard Childress, Lenny Dawson, Bret Saberhagen and the guest of honor, Tyshawn Taylor.

No wonder they had to spread this thing out over several days.....the store can't possibly hold that many white trash KU fans all at once.