Andre McDonald

[Emo EMAW]

I got busted for running a dog without a leash once. The head of animals control's wife saw me and called it in. I guess I should have thought twice before letting my dog chew on a tennis ball and roll around in some leaves. I had no idea how dangerous I was making City Park.

T's & P's AbeFroman.  Every morning I let my dogs out sans leash to piss in the grass in front of our cul de sac (what kind of cul de sac has a grass center anyway?) and the animal control guy drives by and waves and smiles. 

[catzacker]

Also, I bet Tannahill called the dog catcher.

are Tanny and Sprady roomies?

[Trim]

JFC, our beat writers are retards now (Hambone excepted; he's got life issues he's taking care of).

[OK_Cat]

i hate townies/townie cops as much as the next guy, but at some point our dumbass athletes need to stop being dumbasses and do things when townies aren't looking.  or confront the townies and threaten them so that they don't snitch.

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i hate townies/townie cops as much as the next guy, but at some point our dumbass athletes need to stop being dumbasses and do things when townies aren't looking.  or confront the townies and threaten them so that they don't snitch.

townie municipal prosecutor

[EMAWmeister]

So JO has a pitbull on the loose and rough ridin' Noel Schultz tweets about how we need to find it, and Andre has a pitbull and they rough ridin' arrest him. 

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The dog thing happened long ago, guys.  He missed a probation condition.  Will be LOL if the condition he missed is checking in for a weekly appointment w/his P.O. because OBz has them locked down at the stadium 7 days a week, 7am -11pm.

[SkinnyBenny]

You guys remember when Mike Eckler's piranha died?  He dedicated his season to the dead piranha and went on to have a pretty good year smashing dudes on kickoffs. 

Know what I learned in some recent research? Ekeler's piranha was named Carl, after Bill Murray's character in Caddyshack. Eks was such a huge fan of Bill Murray that he took the microphone at fan appreciation day one time and did a whole routine of just quoting Bill Murray lines. Said he has "nearly every Bill Murray movie on video." This is reflected nowhere on Ekeler's wikipedia page, though it needs to be.

[MadCat]

You guys remember when Mike Eckler's piranha died?  He dedicated his season to the dead piranha and went on to have a pretty good year smashing dudes on kickoffs. 

Know what I learned in some recent research? Ekeler's piranha was named Carl, after Bill Murray's character in Caddyshack. Eks was such a huge fan of Bill Murray that he took the microphone at fan appreciation day one time and did a whole routine of just quoting Bill Murray lines. Said he has "nearly every Bill Murray movie on video." This is reflected nowhere on Ekeler's wikipedia page, though it needs to be.

Can-non-ball, can-non-ball, can-non-ball!

[TheHamburglar]

This is reflected nowhere on Ekeler's wikipedia page, though it needs to be.

I don't think you know how wikipedia works.

[SkinnyBenny]

This is reflected nowhere on Ekeler's wikipedia page, though it needs to be.

I don't think you know how wikipedia works.

I do, I'm just busy watching Houcat's youtubes of 2011 games. 

[steve dave]

The dog thing happened long ago, guys.  He missed a probation condition.  Will be LOL if the condition he missed is checking in for a weekly appointment w/his P.O. because OBz has them locked down at the stadium 7 days a week, 7am -11pm.

he was arrested for assault and some alcohol charge like a year ago.  prolly probation as a result of that. 

[TheHamburglar]

This is reflected nowhere on Ekeler's wikipedia page, though it needs to be.

I don't think you know how wikipedia works.

I do, I'm just busy watching Houcat's youtubes of 2011 games. 

It's there now.

[Trim]

The dog thing happened long ago, guys.  He missed a probation condition.  Will be LOL if the condition he missed is checking in for a weekly appointment w/his P.O. because OBz has them locked down at the stadium 7 days a week, 7am -11pm.

he was arrested for assault and some alcohol charge like a year ago.  prolly probation as a result of that. 

Different case, that was in District Court and I think he got a diversion on it.  This probation is a result from the municipal conviction that I can't see, but everyone seems to think was dog-related.  If anyone wants to go check it out, they can get the muni case # from the district court case 12 CR 204 which was the appeal of that muni conviction and which obviously didn't end the problem.  That case will likely have the muni court order from which he's appealing including the case # you'd want to look up across the street or wherever they're holding city court nowadays.

[TheHamburglar]

This is reflected nowhere on Ekeler's wikipedia page, though it needs to be.

I don't think you know how wikipedia works.

I do, I'm just busy watching Houcat's youtubes of 2011 games. 

It's there now.

Nevermind.  One of the wikipedia mods took it down because it wasn't "constructive".

[SkinnyBenny]

This is reflected nowhere on Ekeler's wikipedia page, though it needs to be.

I don't think you know how wikipedia works.

I do, I'm just busy watching Houcat's youtubes of 2011 games. 

It's there now.

Nevermind.  One of the wikipedia mods took it down because it wasn't "constructive".

I don't think you know how wikipedia works.

[sonofdaxjones]

The back and forth of MCMW qualifying offenses.   Fascinating.

[SkinnyBenny]

Guys, important question: what is his new nickname going to be? Andre McDogald seems way too easy.

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Riley County District Court Case No. 11 CR 682, filed 9/8/11, original charge of domestic battery taking place on 8/28/11, amended to battery as part of deferred adjudication (diversion) in February 2012.

Riley County District Court Case No. 12 CR 204, an appeal from municipal court filed 4/9/12, not sure who was appealing what but in any event dismissed 5/9/12 and original file returned to muni court 7/11/12.  Either that muni conviction was for dog misdeeds and he's since violated probation, or the conviction was for a separate domestic battery and MIP that got dealt with in muni court and now a dog issue has been deemed a violation.

Kellis' summary doesn't really make sense in real life.  If he was actually convicted of a new dog case recently, the 5 days he's serving is for domestic battery and MIP for which he was granted probation, not because he had a mean dog.  Winters, head over to 610 Colorado with $10 and make some copies of the file for us.

Kansas State tight end Andre McDonald began serving a five-day sanction in the Riley County jail Sunday for violating probation.

Manhattan city prosecutor Kassie McEntire said McDonald was convicted of a violation of the city’s dangerous dog ordinance. McDonald was on probation after being arrested last year when he was cited with domestic battery and possession of alcohol by a minor in Manhattan’s Aggieville district.

The dangerous dog ordinance is elaborate. But McEntire said McDonald’s violation stemmed from owning an aggressive dog.

[DQ12]

Seems kind of MCMW-ish to me.  Not this instance in particular, though.

[steve dave]

any time you have to spend 5 days in the pokey it's MCMW.  that's just facts.

[DQ12]

any time you have to spend 5 days in the pokey it's MCMW.  that's just facts.

Yeah - it seems kind of like how Capone got pinched for tax fraud or whatever. 

[steve dave]

any time you have to spend 5 days in the pokey it's MCMW.  that's just facts.

Yeah - it seems kind of like how Capone got pinched for tax fraud or whatever.

yes, great example.

[Emo EMAW]

I fully expect some Photoshop work with this original.

[WillieWatanabe]

any time you have to spend 5 days in the pokey it's MCMW.  that's just facts.

did you learn pokey from Rex Hud yesterday?