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Offline EMAMFW

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #325 on: August 29, 2012, 10:56:41 AM »
everyone shut up

No, you shut up!   :dance:

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #326 on: August 29, 2012, 11:03:11 AM »
Justin Evans might have eligibility left...

I think you mean Dustin Evans.  He does come to Manhattan often to play gigs in The Ville.

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Re: Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #327 on: August 29, 2012, 10:52:04 PM »
Maybe I'm short sighted, but losing our 3rd string QB does not bother me.
2nd (maybe)

Someone ITK, "Bender was easily 2nd string." #life

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Re: Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #328 on: August 29, 2012, 10:53:13 PM »
Maybe I'm short sighted, but losing our 3rd string QB does not bother me.
2nd (maybe)

Someone ITK, "Bender was easily 2nd string." #life
They were lying.
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Re: Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #329 on: August 29, 2012, 10:54:35 PM »
Maybe I'm short sighted, but losing our 3rd string QB does not bother me.
2nd (maybe)

Someone ITK, "Bender was easily 2nd string." #life
They were lying.
I wish.

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #330 on: August 29, 2012, 10:54:59 PM »
Maybe I'm short sighted, but losing our 3rd string QB does not bother me.
2nd (maybe)

Someone ITK, "Bender was easily 2nd string." #life

If "ITK" stands for "in the Klan", then I believe it.

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #331 on: August 29, 2012, 11:45:14 PM »
that was DJamer Wally that said the 2nd string thing. yeah ok, DJamer Wally.  :lol:

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #332 on: August 29, 2012, 11:51:02 PM »
Wait...Spaces, how did you break this without knowing that?

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #333 on: August 30, 2012, 12:02:38 AM »
specht shut up. you basically can't spell "shut up" without "specht"

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #334 on: August 30, 2012, 02:18:12 AM »
Wait...Spaces, how did you break this without knowing that?

Spaces knows more than Deej.

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #335 on: August 30, 2012, 07:55:30 AM »
welp, Specht, you don't have much invested yet so you might as well start over with a new user name.
:adios:

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #336 on: August 30, 2012, 07:58:28 AM »
I heard Bender was awful and couldn't figure out any plays and his speghetti brains made him throw like he was using his left hand but he was really using his right and he would start to run the wrong way to the locker room and the trainer would have to point him in the right direction and he smelled like sewer water and he would always start fires in his dorm room.

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #337 on: August 30, 2012, 08:11:42 AM »
I heard Bender was awful and couldn't figure out any plays and his speghetti brains made him throw like he was using his left hand but he was really using his right and he would start to run the wrong way to the locker room and the trainer would have to point him in the right direction and he smelled like sewer water and he would always start fires in his dorm room.

Can confirm.
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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #338 on: August 30, 2012, 08:13:59 AM »
That's our Bender.

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #339 on: August 30, 2012, 08:54:33 AM »
welp, Specht, you don't have much invested yet so you might as well start over with a new user name.

That's what I especht him to do.

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #340 on: August 30, 2012, 08:57:28 AM »
Weird, I heard that he was really smart and only played football because in nebraska you are a nobody unless you play football. He was actually going to quit earlier but his wanted to make his dad proud and his GF really wanted him to keep playing, plus he really liked his fellow team members.

Once it came out that he was possibly going to be second string he got worried about having to be "The Big Man On Campus" and fending off women left and right while focusing on his studies.

Deep down he is a coward and knew he wouldnt have the balls to stand up to Snyder shooting Huberts knee's up with dope after CK got hurt so he just said F this noise, I'm going home. 

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #341 on: August 30, 2012, 11:07:02 AM »
So hypothetically speaking... If a guy were to be in 8th game of the 2016 season with the #4 SnyderCats. And a senior Tay Bender, starting at running back, was leading the Heisman Trophy race. Should said guy cut him from the team since he's a quitter puss? :confused: :flush:

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #342 on: August 30, 2012, 11:10:59 AM »
I heard Bender was awful and couldn't figure out any plays and his speghetti brains made him throw like he was using his left hand but he was really using his right and he would start to run the wrong way to the locker room and the trainer would have to point him in the right direction and he smelled like sewer water and he would always start fires in his dorm room.
:lol:
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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #343 on: August 30, 2012, 11:11:35 AM »
So hypothetically speaking... If a guy were to be in 8th game of the 2016 season with the #4 SnyderCats. And a senior Tay Bender, starting at running back, was leading the Heisman Trophy race. Should said guy cut him from the team since he's a quitter puss? :confused: :flush:

This post was way over my head, but a quitter puss would probably quit well before the 8th game of his senior season.

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #344 on: August 30, 2012, 11:13:40 AM »
So hypothetically speaking... If a guy were to be in 8th game of the 2016 season with the #4 SnyderCats. And a senior Tay Bender, starting at running back, was leading the Heisman Trophy race. Should said guy cut him from the team since he's a quitter puss? :confused: :flush:

This post was way over my head, but a quitter puss would probably quit well before the 8th game of his senior season.

Well he didn't quit in NCAA 13... :dunno:

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #345 on: August 30, 2012, 11:38:46 AM »
Classic Alex Moran syndrome. Knew he could only be the 2nd string QB for one more season before he was forced to start. 2nd string qb is the best position on the team

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #346 on: August 30, 2012, 11:54:08 AM »
Classic Alex Moran syndrome. Knew he could only be the 2nd string QB for one more season before he was forced to start. 2nd string qb is the best position on the team

he wasn't 2nd string qb.

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #347 on: August 30, 2012, 11:57:22 AM »
I'm pretty sure Bender was 4th string.

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« Reply #348 on: September 04, 2012, 02:41:05 PM »
Went to Briggs today to get a new 60 day tag and that's where Bender works now apparently. He was in there telling someone why he quit. Apparently his grandma died during camp and Snyder wouldn't let him leave to go to his family. He then left the team and is trying to get a release from his scholarship. Also didn't have good things to say about Bill and said he hopes to someday come back and kick K-State's ass. Seemed to have a bad attitude.

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #349 on: September 04, 2012, 02:42:37 PM »
that's a very sly report, FOX  :fatty:


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