If I was Benders Dad I would be all like
"SON, Playing football for LHC Bill Snyder at Kansas State University is the OPPORTUNITY OF YOUR LIFE"
And he would be all like
"NO DAD, Playing football for LHC Bill Snyder at Kansas State University was the opportunity of YOUR LIFE. And I Dont Want YOUR LIFE"
But we would really need him to stay because BJ Finney might get hurt but be forced to play and then miss a block and CK's leg would get shredded ruining his Pro Chances and likely leading to a job at Walmart.
Snyder would be all like
BOY YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING? LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO OUR COLLIN!
Then Bender would have to come in and save the season for the Katz while dealing with advances from Shalin who would be all like
Things change Bender, Your the starting quarterback now
Mrs Bender woudl get word of this and confront him asking him
Did shalin show you the whipped cream bikini? Thats how she got CK
Meanwhile Bender goes on Winning games while secretly hating football becuase his brains are turning into spaghetti.
On the eave of the CTR Bender Will find BJ Finney sitting on his tailgate in the meatgoat lot drunk and screaming
WE WAS JUST KIDS BENDER, just kids
When the big CTR game kicks off and the Cats fall behind, Bender see's Snyder about to give Hubert more dope, Bender's all like hell NO
If you give him that shot you can find yourself another rough ridin' quarterback
The team Mutinies on Snyder because they all secretly hate him and dislike werthers originals, CK volunteers to coach and before Bender leads them out the the field he gives them a quick speech
Let's go out there, and we play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes, and we leave it all out on the field. We have the rest of our lives to be mediocre, but we have the opportunity to play like gods for the next half of football
