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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2012, 10:17:04 AM »
Quote from:  GPC thread
Or maybe, some other board once again got bored in the off-season and decided to see if the suckers over at GPC would fall for another hoax.


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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2012, 10:17:26 AM »
     Apparently having Sam Johnson competing for the spot you want is tough on stud athletes.First Sams wants to move to WR and now Bender is quitting.I just hope Johnson backs off on his rapid rise to the top or else Klein might not make it to the end of the year.

Maybe D_Scott knew what he was talking about after all.  He's been pumping him for some time now and I even seem to recall a heart warming against all odds human interest piece on Sam Johnson around the time of the Spring game.  It's all coming together.

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2012, 10:18:04 AM »
it's too bad that resident goEMAW stud stevedave has to give gpc all the scoop while DJamer wally is recovering from an epic wedding weekend

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2012, 10:20:20 AM »
Quote from:  GPC thread
Or maybe, some other board once again got bored in the off-season and decided to see if the suckers over at GPC would fall for another hoax.


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just read that thread, eff that guy

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2012, 10:22:02 AM »
it's too bad that resident goEMAW stud stevedave has to give gpc all the scoop while DJamer wally is recovering from an epic wedding weekend

I didn't scoop anything

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2012, 10:22:26 AM »
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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2012, 10:24:23 AM »
D. says he doesn't believe it!  :dance:

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2012, 10:25:57 AM »
he's looking into it!!!! such a hard worker

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« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2012, 10:26:22 AM »

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2012, 10:27:11 AM »
didn't he get engaged to his girlfriend or something?  she probably made him quit so they could spend more time together.   :dubious:

Don't bring your own relationships into this.
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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2012, 10:28:26 AM »
Wish we would working these things out better.  :lol:
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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2012, 10:29:07 AM »
D. says he doesn't believe it!  :dance:

Whew!  Dodged another bullet.
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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2012, 10:37:11 AM »
I have no idea, but I was under the impression that Johnson was ahead of Bender akd Sams in the pecking order.  It's so hard to keep track with everyone here always being so delusional about it and all.

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2012, 10:38:35 AM »
he's looking into it!!!! such a hard worker

Well of course he is.  It's his job. 

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« Reply #39 on: August 15, 2012, 10:50:24 AM »
So sad. God damn it!
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« Reply #40 on: August 15, 2012, 10:52:17 AM »
Party it up, team Sams. You earned this.
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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #41 on: August 15, 2012, 11:04:52 AM »
So it's not going to be a banner rough ridin' year at the old Bender family?

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« Reply #42 on: August 15, 2012, 11:28:05 AM »
 :lol: I mean our top two recruits.... :lol: Aren't on the...  :lol: Roster!

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #43 on: August 15, 2012, 11:28:56 AM »
     Apparently having Sam Johnson competing for the spot you want is tough on stud athletes.First Sams wants to move to WR and now Bender is quitting.I just hope Johnson backs off on his rapid rise to the top or else Klein might not make it to the end of the year.

Maybe D_Scott knew what he was talking about after all.  He's been pumping him for some time now and I even seem to recall a heart warming against all odds human interest piece on Sam Johnson around the time of the Spring game.  It's all coming together.

The Architect: Your quarterback depth is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. It is the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.

This problem is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the third version.

Me: Who were the others?

The Architect: The first version was Adam Helm.  The second was Jeff Schwinn...

Me: Now it's Sam Johnson.

The Architect: Precisely. As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly's systemic, creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations.


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« Reply #44 on: August 15, 2012, 11:47:01 AM »
:sdeek:
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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #45 on: August 15, 2012, 11:57:05 AM »
he's looking into it!!!! such a hard worker

Well of course he is.  It's his job.

sure if its not a weekend, anytime before 10:20 am and if the lawn has grown a 1/2 inch

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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #46 on: August 15, 2012, 12:02:43 PM »
If he quit, something must have gone terribly wrong in this past week.  Just look at his twittering - especially the lockeroom/jersey pic. 

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« Reply #47 on: August 15, 2012, 12:13:19 PM »
Man, sometimes you never know what you have until you almost lose it.  Welcome back, Spaghetti Brains.


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you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #48 on: August 15, 2012, 12:13:30 PM »
     Apparently having Sam Johnson competing for the spot you want is tough on stud athletes.First Sams wants to move to WR and now Bender is quitting.I just hope Johnson backs off on his rapid rise to the top or else Klein might not make it to the end of the year.

Maybe D_Scott knew what he was talking about after all.  He's been pumping him for some time now and I even seem to recall a heart warming against all odds human interest piece on Sam Johnson around the time of the Spring game.  It's all coming together.

The Architect: Your quarterback depth is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. It is the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.

This problem is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the third version.

Me: Who were the others?

The Architect: The first version was Adam Helm.  The second was Jeff Schwinn...

Me: Now it's Sam Johnson.

The Architect: Precisely. As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly's systemic, creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations.



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Re: you guys (Bender Quits)
« Reply #49 on: August 15, 2012, 12:21:50 PM »