Kansas to Pass Law Making it Illegal to Marry Cows this Legislative Session

[Rage Against the McKee]

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/329632

The Sharia Law ban just won't cover this one.

[steve dave]

so you can't marry two cows together or a person can't marry a cow?

[Rage Against the McKee]

so you can't marry two cows together or a person can't marry a cow?

Either one, probably. Best get your cattle marrying taken care of before the spring.

[steve dave]

I don't like my herd having baby cows out of wedlock.  This is going to suck.

[slobber]

Poor dude. The villagers drowned his new bride on his wedding day. Hopefully she was at least trying to run away.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Poor dude. The villagers drowned his new bride on his wedding day. Hopefully she was at least trying to run away.

Probably not. Cows are too stupid to understand what's going on until it's too late. I bet after he woke up from being passed out, he started planning his vengeance, just like Mel did in Braveheart.

[HeinBallz]

Wow...  We'll just see if chik fil-a loses cow sponsorship over this.


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