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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #225 on: August 16, 2012, 12:03:23 AM »
Outlaw abortion but ask everyone in the us to register as pro life or choice.  All the new born babies will be awarded on a lottery basis to those registered as pro life.

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This is assuming anyone on the list could be asked to be moved to the top.

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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #226 on: August 16, 2012, 07:14:43 AM »
Outlaw abortion but ask everyone in the us to register as pro life or choice.  All the new born babies will be awarded on a lottery basis to those registered as pro life.

This.  I would also think to remain consistent, contraception should be outlawed as well.  Also the cost of any "glut" of children (ie more children than adopting parents) would then be paid through a tax assigned to those who selected prolife. 

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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #227 on: August 16, 2012, 07:18:30 AM »
Outlaw abortion but ask everyone in the us to register as pro life or choice.  All the new born babies will be awarded on a lottery basis to those registered as pro life.

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This is assuming anyone on the list could be asked to be moved to the top.

No, it'd have to be a true lottery where unwanted babies are forced upon pro-lifers, so that if you're going to declare yourself pro-life, you also have to be willing to take on caring for babies who otherwise would've been aborted.  I figure that would leave room for the good Jakesies of the world to then market themselves as being extra willing to take that on and have the pro-lifers-that-aren't pay Jakesie to adopt the kid rather than the current system where Jakesie has to pay to do a good deed.

Of course, if under the threat of having to pay money or take on more responsibility, a majority of people aren't pro-life, then abortion should be legal for all.  Wouldn't this work?  If you're so committed to the position and want to impose it on everyone, you have to accept the possibility that the "burden" (I'm aware some won't see it as a burden, and will thus profit on this) could fall directly on you.

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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #228 on: August 16, 2012, 08:46:45 AM »
Outlaw abortion but ask everyone in the us to register as pro life or choice.  All the new born babies will be awarded on a lottery basis to those registered as pro life.

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This is assuming anyone on the list could be asked to be moved to the top.

No, it'd have to be a true lottery where unwanted babies are forced upon pro-lifers, so that if you're going to declare yourself pro-life, you also have to be willing to take on caring for babies who otherwise would've been aborted.  I figure that would leave room for the good Jakesies of the world to then market themselves as being extra willing to take that on and have the pro-lifers-that-aren't pay Jakesie to adopt the kid rather than the current system where Jakesie has to pay to do a good deed.

Of course, if under the threat of having to pay money or take on more responsibility, a majority of people aren't pro-life, then abortion should be legal for all.  Wouldn't this work?  If you're so committed to the position and want to impose it on everyone, you have to accept the possibility that the "burden" (I'm aware some won't see it as a burden, and will thus profit on this) could fall directly on you.

Yeah, I'd like having money AND kids better. Good point, Trim. :thumbs:

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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #229 on: August 16, 2012, 08:50:24 AM »
Man, we solved the abortion debate in less than 10 full pages.  Good work, goEMAW.

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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #230 on: August 16, 2012, 08:52:37 AM »
If goEMAW as a whole ever ran for president, I picture us just PI'ing people to vote for us.

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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #231 on: August 16, 2012, 09:01:51 AM »
If goEMAW as a whole ever ran for president, I picture us just PI'ing people to vote for us.

We'd be elected but then be assassinated pretty quick. 

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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #232 on: August 16, 2012, 09:47:50 AM »
PI'ing 

Look how well it worked in this very thread.

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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #233 on: August 16, 2012, 10:14:37 AM »
Abortion would still be prevalent in that scenario.

I like my idea better.

Forced sterilization. All births must then be approved by a bureaucratic process.
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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #234 on: August 16, 2012, 10:31:21 AM »
Abortion would still be prevalent in that scenario.

I like my idea better.

Forced sterilization. All births must then be approved by a bureaucratic process.

Not a bad idea at all.

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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #235 on: August 16, 2012, 10:35:10 AM »
And the first question in that process is, "How do you spell Amy?"
A) Amy
B) Amiee
C) Aimee
D) Aymeigh


If you pick anything but A we not only abort your child but also get in a time machine and go back and abort you. Or maybe we should just do the time machine part first.
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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #236 on: August 16, 2012, 12:15:33 PM »
And the first question in that process is, "How do you spell Amy?"
A) Amy
B) Amiee
C) Aimee
D) Aymeigh


If you pick anything but A we not only abort your child but also get in a time machine and go back and abort you. Or maybe we should just do the time machine part first.

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« Reply #237 on: August 16, 2012, 12:33:32 PM »
Wow. Phonics guy got real racist real fast.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #238 on: August 16, 2012, 12:46:52 PM »
Wow. Phonics guy got real racist real fast.
Welp, I was going to stop posting in here, but now they are talking about aborting babies using racism as the deciding factor. I can't let this crap continue... :shakesfist:
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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #239 on: August 16, 2012, 12:53:09 PM »
I thought misspelling names was a white midwesterner thing.

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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #240 on: August 16, 2012, 12:56:05 PM »
I thought misspelling names was a white midwesterner thing.

This is absolutely true. None of the variations of Amy I listed have ever been done by anyone other than white people. So eff off.
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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #241 on: August 16, 2012, 12:58:15 PM »
Wow. Phonics guy got real racist real fast.
Welp, I was going to stop posting in here, but now they are talking about aborting babies using racism as the deciding factor. I can't let this crap continue... :shakesfist:

No, we solved the whole thing by 10 this morning.  Good luck in the lottery!

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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #242 on: August 16, 2012, 01:01:06 PM »
Wow. Phonics guy got real racist real fast.
Welp, I was going to stop posting in here, but now they are talking about aborting babies using racism as the deciding factor. I can't let this crap continue... :shakesfist:

No, we solved the whole thing by 10 this morning.  Good luck in the lottery!
I hope the lawyers volunteer their time to help the adoptive parents with all of the legal bs. It sounds like a great plan.  :cheers:

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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #243 on: August 16, 2012, 01:04:28 PM »
Wow. Phonics guy got real racist real fast.
Welp, I was going to stop posting in here, but now they are talking about aborting babies using racism as the deciding factor. I can't let this crap continue... :shakesfist:

No, we solved the whole thing by 10 this morning.  Good luck in the lottery!
I hope the lawyers volunteer their time to help the adoptive parents with all of the legal bs. It sounds like a great plan.  :cheers:

Only the pro-life ones, and it won't be volunteering.  It'll be mandated. 

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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #244 on: August 16, 2012, 01:07:10 PM »
I thought misspelling names was a white midwesterner thing.

This is absolutely true. None of the variations of Amy I listed have ever been done by anyone other than white people. So eff off.

Maybe the English teacher should google "racism"?
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« Reply #245 on: August 16, 2012, 01:19:20 PM »
Hey don't worry FelixRex, I have many black friends. None of whom are named Aimee, Amiee, or Aymeigh, though.

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« Reply #246 on: August 16, 2012, 01:22:24 PM »
I have a black friend :lol:
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #247 on: August 16, 2012, 02:47:09 PM »
Glad you picked up on that one.  :cheers:
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Operation Rescue (Kansas)
« Reply #248 on: August 16, 2012, 02:53:13 PM »
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« Reply #249 on: August 16, 2012, 03:35:08 PM »
Glad you picked up on that one.  :cheers:

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