Do I have this right?
DScott got caught - even if he was entrapped like a moth to light - checking out bikini girls and in the process of facing repercussions, sent out his preemptive face-saving tweet at 1:10 a.m. Rusty wrapped up his contest and snitching by 2:47 a.m. and tweeted (responsively and unethically) out the cartoonish card that apparently RCPD leaves with property owners as a reference number of sorts should they have to deal w/future trespass issues.
It's like Manhattan can't ever hold a bikini contest without some sort of drama. I'm glad we collectively nixed such contests from the FattyFest schedules years ago, no matter how badly Pete insisted they be included.