He's going to positively reinforce the rough ridin' crap out of them

[Kat Kid]

great thread.  also I'm bringing the boy to his first ksu bball event.

[CNS]

great thread.  also I'm bringing the boy to his first ksu bball event.

It should be very family friendly pretty soon.

[wabash909]

I went to the Asbury pizza student greeting in Ahearn during the camp out during his first year.  I believed.  I really did.

Me too!

What a positive time for K-State basketball.  I really can't wait to getting back to a more positive environment for the fans and the KIDS! 

[hatingfrancisco]

Weber: "Hey Will! Knock Knock!"

Sprads: "Who's there coach?"

Weber:  "Opportunity, Will, Opportunity"

Sprads:  "No it isn't Coach, Opportunity doesn't knock twice!"

Weber:  "Darn right it doesn't Will!  Now do Opportunity a favor by passing the ball to Rod."

[Underdog Wildcat]

I went to the Asbury pizza student greeting in Ahearn during the camp out during his first year.  I believed.  I really did.

Gilbert Arenas.

Preston Shumpert.

 

[pissclams]

eff ADAM LOPEZ

[Underdog Wildcat]

eff ADAM LOPEZ

But his brother was awesome at Pepperdine!

 

[EllToPay]

Weber: "Hey Will! Knock Knock!"

Sprads: "Who's there coach?"

Weber:  "Opportunity, Will, Opportunity"

Sprads:  "No it isn't Coach, Opportunity doesn't knock twice!"

Weber:  "Darn right it doesn't Will!  Now do Opportunity a favor by passing the ball to Rod."

 

[SEK_EMAW]

Weber: "Sprads, you mother f***ing c**k sucker, what the f*** are you f***ing thinking out there?!? You’re a f***ing embarrassment!”

What?  Oh, that was Frank?

Positive reinforcement FTW.

[wabash909]

With positive reinforcement comes better X's and O's.  It's the Weber way.

[pissclams]

With positive reinforcement comes better X's and O's.  It's the Weber way.

frank's negative attitude certainly wasn't doing anything for this team

[OK_Cat]

"Hey, Angel, you know how sometimes you say silly little words that sound like something I'd get at the Taco Bell?  Well this is America, buddy, and we speak Eng-Glish.  Now, I'm not trying to discriminate, because I want you to do what you do best, Angel.  Just give it a thought, ok amigo?  Now let's play shirts-and-skins!"

[j-dub]

pete is beautiful.

[wabash909]

Tweet! (loud whistle sound)  "Ok, everybody bring it in and grab yourselves a nice drink of water.  Let's all gather around the dry erase board while we go through some X's and O's". 

[Pete]

"Will, let me tell you something, if I may.  If you get caught between the moon and New York City, the best that you can do is fall in love.  Wouldn't you agree, Will?  Yes indeed, I knew you would.  Now, let's pass up those three's and toss 'em on over to our buddy, Rod."

[Pete]

"Adrian....Adrian, come over here.  Playing time getting you down?  Just stop, 'cause I really love you, Adrian.  STOP.  I'll be thinking of you.  Look in my heart, Adrian, and let love keep us together.  Hustle on three, one...two...three."

[Pete]

"Angel, come over here, buddy.  Whoops, I got your nose! I have it right here between my two fingers! Hahaha.  Oh.  I'm sorry...Tengo la nariz.  Tengo su nariz?  OK, I apologize, this isn't working.  I uh, I love you very much and I want you to hit that entry pass just teensie weensie bit quicker, got it?  Bueno muchacho, bueno!"

[j-dub]

"Angel, come over here, buddy.  Whoops, I got your nose! I have it right here between my two fingers! Hahaha.  Oh.  I'm sorry...Tengo la nariz.  Tengo su nariz?  OK, I apologize, this isn't working.  I uh, I love you very much and I want hit that entry pass just teensie weensie bit quicker, got it?  Bueno muchacho, bueno!"

 

[Pete]

"Hey Omari, sweetheart, you can't be shooting that early in the clock, especially when we are away from the Ponderosa.  What?  It's from Bonanza.  Lorne Greene?  Oh come on.  Get out of here.  Michael Landon?  You're kidding me, never?  We'll watch it on the bus together, I have it on the Apple computer tablet.  It'll be fun!  So work that clock, Little Jo."

[Dugout DickStone]

Great to have Pete back at full strength

[slobber]

"Hey Omari, sweetheart, you can't be shooting that early in the clock, especially when we are away from the Ponderosa.  What?  It's from Bonanza.  Lorne Greene?  Oh come on.  Get out of here.  Michael Landon?  You're kidding me, never?  We'll watch it on the bus together, I have it on the Apple computer tablet.  It'll be fun!  So work that clock, Little Jo."

Pete, ending this one with Little Jo is positively brilliant.  (but slow clapping)

[OlatheWildcat]

He's going to scream their first names a lot for no apparent reason and also scream "move" a crap ton.  Well if it were a game that's what he would do.  Plus his face would be all smeared with dry-erase marker by the end.  Looks like a rough ridin' coal miner.  Maybe he'll get a bit more diverse with it being a practice.

MOTIONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

BTW, do you happen to have a picture of oscar with dry erase marker on his face?

[Skipper44]

"Hey Omari, sweetheart, you can't be shooting that early in the clock, especially when we are away from the Ponderosa.  What?  It's from Bonanza.  Lorne Greene?  Oh come on.  Get out of here.  Michael Landon?  You're kidding me, never?  We'll watch it on the bus together, I have it on the Apple computer tablet.  It'll be fun!  So work that clock, Little Jo."

This is the Mona Lisa

[Pete]

"Orris, what's your favorite Billy Joel song?  Mine too!  You and I are 'backstreet guys,' Mike.  And ASSISTS...assists are that 'uptown girl,' Mike.  And you know what?  Our ship has come in!  Eyes up, and keep that ball moving."

[Cartierfor3]

This is going to be like watching the team meetings from the Gridiron in real life!