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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2012, 10:52:40 AM »
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on July 28, 2012, 10:51:02 AM
sneak booze into the movies
Oh, man, this.
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2012, 11:09:22 AM »
Whenever they have a sale on something I like (and sometimes even when I don't) and there's a limit per customer, I ALWAYS take at least one over that number and then stare at the cashier with 'crazy' eyes as he/she scans that item.  Never been called on it.


Take that man!
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2012, 11:11:38 AM »
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2012, 11:22:56 AM »
This one time I accidently stuck it to the man.  I bought a case of shotgun shells and the clerk scanned one box.  She rings up the purchase and says "five dollars please."  I paid her and quietly walked out of the store...   

 :cheese: <--- cept with $100 worth of shells tucked under arm.
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2012, 11:38:50 AM »
When I go to pay for my beautiful chipotle burrito and they ask me if I want anything to drink I always say no, just a glass for water.


I then fill that "Water" Glass full of Coca Cola
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2012, 11:45:18 AM »
Quote from: ben ji on July 28, 2012, 11:38:50 AM
When I go to pay for my beautiful chipotle burrito and they ask me if I want anything to drink I always say no, just a glass for water.


I then fill that "Water" Glass full of Coca Cola

done this so many times so many places the man doesn't know what to do with himself.
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2012, 11:50:36 AM »
Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 28, 2012, 11:45:18 AM
Quote from: ben ji on July 28, 2012, 11:38:50 AM
When I go to pay for my beautiful chipotle burrito and they ask me if I want anything to drink I always say no, just a glass for water.


I then fill that "Water" Glass full of Coca Cola

done this so many times so many places the man doesn't know what to do with himself.

Don't confuse sticking it to the man with being cheap.
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2012, 12:08:34 PM »
Quote from: shivvyman on July 28, 2012, 11:50:36 AM
Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 28, 2012, 11:45:18 AM
Quote from: ben ji on July 28, 2012, 11:38:50 AM
When I go to pay for my beautiful chipotle burrito and they ask me if I want anything to drink I always say no, just a glass for water.


I then fill that "Water" Glass full of Coca Cola

done this so many times so many places the man doesn't know what to do with himself.

Don't confuse sticking it to the man with being cheap.

Being cheap is ordering water, and using the lemons and sugar to make your own lemonade.  The order water but drink coke move is man-sticking. 
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2012, 12:40:29 PM »
I have lit'rally never legitimately paid for a soda popinski at a place where I have the freedom to order a water bottle and then steal me some Mr. Pibb.


Take that THE MAN.
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2012, 02:27:56 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on July 28, 2012, 10:52:40 AM
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on July 28, 2012, 10:51:02 AM
sneak booze into the movies
Oh, man, this.

yes, very enjoyable. i like to put the flask in a DOTS box. i also like to eat DOTS. so i bring 2* boxes of dots naturally.

*one with dots one with booze
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2012, 02:37:24 PM »
I fill my pockets full of splenda at quick trips.
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2012, 02:38:59 PM »
Stab people and take their money.
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #37 on: July 28, 2012, 03:19:36 PM »
One time I was at Walmart and was going to pick up some lawn chairs.  Well, one group of chairs had a sign that read that the price was 88 cents.  This was outside and obviously the wind had blown off the 9 or whatever the original price was.  I asked the attendant if they were really 88 cents , and she said that if that is what it says then they have to sell it at that price. 

I took home about 20 of those chairs that day.

 :cheese:   <---- 'cept with a bunch of chairs.
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #38 on: July 28, 2012, 03:47:39 PM »
as someone who really rough ridin' hates the man, it bothers me the most of you seem to think sticking it to the man means stealing stuff.
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2012, 03:49:32 PM »
Quote from: sys on July 28, 2012, 03:47:39 PM
as someone who really rough ridin' hates the man, it bothers me the most of you seem to think sticking it to the man means stealing stuff.

I'm still your hero, baby.
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2012, 03:54:36 PM »
I leave the water on while I brush my teeth.
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #41 on: July 28, 2012, 03:57:08 PM »
I flash my brights to alert on-coming traffic when I pass a high-po gunning people the other way in the median.
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2012, 03:58:31 PM »
Quote from: Trim on July 28, 2012, 03:49:32 PM
I'm still your hero, baby.

you're a little too friendly with cops and children.  otherwise, you're good people.
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2012, 03:59:50 PM »
Quote from: sys on July 28, 2012, 03:58:31 PM
Quote from: Trim on July 28, 2012, 03:49:32 PM
I'm still your hero, baby.

you're a little too friendly with cops and children.  otherwise, you're good people.

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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #44 on: July 28, 2012, 04:01:11 PM »
"do anything you want"
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #45 on: July 28, 2012, 04:02:14 PM »
It's "whatever" but :lol:
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #46 on: July 28, 2012, 06:39:27 PM »
Quote from: j-dub on July 28, 2012, 02:27:56 PM


yes, very enjoyable. i like to put the flask in a DOTS box. i also like to eat DOTS. so i bring 2* boxes of dots naturally.

*one with dots one with booze

I see a 3 boxes of dots* trip to the movies in your future


*all three with dots, and J-Dub will devour those little suckers
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2012, 01:24:07 PM »
I stick it to the retards who think they're sticking it to the man by asking for a water and then actually drinking water. The man thinks I'm so great that he buys my carnitas burrito, I thank him, then enjoy my free burrito and ice cold water. Boom, saved way more money than you retards and didn't have to steal anything.
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2012, 03:22:57 PM »
Quote from: Jakesie60 on July 29, 2012, 01:24:07 PM
I stick it to the retards who think they're sticking it to the man by asking for a water and then actually drinking water. The man thinks I'm so great that he buys my carnitas burrito, I thank him, then enjoy my free burrito and ice cold water. Boom, saved way more money than you retards and didn't have to steal anything.

ice cold water tastes great.  you sound very smart, jakesie60.  although it sounds a little like you're sucking up to the man, rather than sticking it to him.
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Re: Sticking it to the man
« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2012, 03:25:22 PM »
Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 28, 2012, 06:39:27 PM
Quote from: j-dub on July 28, 2012, 02:27:56 PM


yes, very enjoyable. i like to put the flask in a DOTS box. i also like to eat DOTS. so i bring 2* boxes of dots naturally.

*one with dots one with booze

I see a 3 boxes of dots* trip to the movies in your future


*all three with dots, and J-Dub will devour those little suckers

Is there a reason you just don't bring a bottle of booze in?  I just bring a bottle of booze in.  Seems to work just fine.
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