Sticking it to the man

[Cartierfor3]

Everywhere I go I try and stick it to the man in little ways.  Over the course of my life I will have stuck it to the man so many times it would blow your mind.

1.  Whenever I go to Sam's Club if they say "Sir, do you have your membership card?"  I'll just say "Yup" and keep walking without showing it to them. 

2.  When I vote if there is a 'Yes, No' option to retain judges, I ALWAYS vote no.  Screw those guys.

3.  When Hulu asks "Is this ad relevant to you" I say no, even if it is. 


How do you stick it to the man?

[steve dave]

when I'm on the phone with whatever call center person I was talking to and the message says to hold on for a survey about the service I was given I always just hang up

[star seed 7]

By becoming the man.

[shivvyman]

Whenever the parking lot is full (which is pretty much all the damn time) at Subway, I make my own spot by parking on the grass lawn.

[sys]

1.  Whenever I go to Sam's Club if they say "Sir, do you have your membership card?"  I'll just say "Yup" and keep walking without showing it to them.

this is really good.  i admire you, cfor3.

[j-dub]

whenever i go to the movies i walk right past the window directly to the kiosk and buy my own ticket myself without any interference thank you very much.

[puniraptor]

2.  When I vote if there is a 'Yes, No' option to retain judges, I ALWAYS vote no.  Screw those guys.

I do this also. My theory is since I have done no research I should vote NO because if he is good a majority will keep him in anyway, but I don't want my blind yes vote to be the reason a dickhead is retained.

[wetwillie]

I take like 10 extra straws and lids when I get a fountain drink at the convenience store, looking right at you storm nut.

[Trim]

I think there's a lot of man-sticking-to involved with how I drive getting into or out of traffic or packed parking lots at major events.

[Cartierfor3]

I think there's a lot of man-sticking-to involved with how I drive getting into or out of traffic or packed parking lots at major events.

this.

At the Truman sports complex I pretty much do the opposite of what the guy in the yellow wind breaker directs. 

[TheHamburglar]

I've been getting GPC for free for almost 2 years by rolling 4 month courtesy extensions for cancelled memberships.

[wetwillie]

I've been getting GPC for free for almost 2 years by rolling 4 month courtesy extensions for cancelled memberships.

sounds like the joke is on you

[puniraptor]

When bully cops pull me over I a unintentionally a dick to them. After the mrs tells me I seemed like a dick I really feel like i stuck it to the man.

[Bloodfart]

When ever I am caught speeding I interact with the officer very politely.  Then I call my older bro who is a sergeant with the WPD.  Like it never happened. 

[steve dave]

the important thing to do is make sure the cop is aware that he could never attain your level of education and that any dirtbag from your highschool class could do his crap job.  he won't eff with you if he knows you are above him.

[puniraptor]

Last ticket I got was in my hometown from a dude I went to high school with...

[Bloodfart]

Last ticket I got was in my hometown from a dude I went to high school with...

What a dick.

Lol, true story, my other bro is a part time small town cop...  Lets just say my home is very safe.

[PowercatPat]

Down with the man!

[SwiftCat]

My man is actually a woman and I stick it to her all the time.

[puniraptor]

I got pulled over in mhk for not using my turn signal when safely changing lanes.

I asked the cop "Is that even a crime?"

He said it was, but the warning ticket said "unsafe driving" which sounds pretty rough ridin' arbitrary to me.

[Cartierfor3]

I got pulled over in mhk for not using my turn signal when safely changing lanes.

I asked the cop "Is that even a crime?"

He said it was, but the warning ticket said "unsafe driving" which sounds pretty rough ridin' arbitrary to me.

doesn't sound like you stuck it to the man.  asking for clarification on driving laws then complaining about it later is NOT sticking it to the man

[420seriouscat69]

I bbs at work, even though I've been told not to several times by the guy in the suit. 

[Trim]

I think there's a lot of man-sticking-to involved with how I drive getting into or out of traffic or packed parking lots at major events.

this.

At the Truman sports complex I pretty much do the opposite of what the guy in the yellow wind breaker directs. 

So fun nearly running over a traffic cop and looking at him or her in my rear-view getting all mad at the pak head.

[SkinnyBenny]

sneak booze into the movies

[slobber]

I honked 3 different times at a traffic cop that was doing a horrible job. He was looking back in the long line of cars to try to figure out who was honking. When we finally drove by him, I didn't look at him. That showed him.