book idea

[Dr Rick Daris]

also, re:this book. i'm not going to pull any punches. if your bathroom sucks, you're going to know it.

[yoga-like_abana]

you should make the book fold out into a portable toilet, so you can flush the book down itself. 

I like where your head is, but what about wipe-able pages?? In a fix and have the book on you....

[pissclams]

you should make the book fold out into a portable toilet, so you can flush the book down itself. 

I like where your head is, but what about wipe-able pages?? In a fix and have the book on you....

of course you wipe with the pages, also hopefully you have a bidet book about bidets handy. 

[ben ji]

So are you expected to carry this book around with you at all times or do you just leave it on the coffee table?

Both?

Pro Tip* You can sell 1 book to every business in aggieville, they could display it by their bathrooms for people who get tired of waiting in line.

[kstate16]

i go out of my way on campus to hit up the union stalls.  in aggieville, it's always Pita Pit or Jimmy Johns, depending on which side of the ville i'm getting faced.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Hey Rick, you should TOTALLY pitch this idea to the sharks on the show "Shark Tank" I'm sure they will fund the whole thing and want to take none of the profit since this is destined to be the greatest book ever.

[Dr Rick Daris]

So are you expected to carry this book around with you at all times or do you just leave it on the coffee table?

Both?

Pro Tip* You can sell 1 book to every business in aggieville, they could display it by their bathrooms for people who get tired of waiting in line.

we'll ideally, you'd probably want to purchase 2 books. one to keep at home and one to keep on you. what do you guys think about if i did some kind of deal where it was one book for twenty five dollars but you could get a two pack for forty dollars or something.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Hey Rick, you should TOTALLY pitch this idea to the sharks on the show "Shark Tank" I'm sure they will fund the whole thing and want to take none of the profit since this is destined to be the greatest book ever.

that's absolutely absurd. i'm sure they would want to take some of the profit.

[8manpick]

i go out of my way on campus to hit up the union stalls.  in aggieville, it's always Pita Pit or Jimmy Johns, depending on which side of the ville i'm getting faced.

I definitely suggest the bathrooms at Eighteen63 if you are on the west side of Aggieville.

[ben ji]

So are you expected to carry this book around with you at all times or do you just leave it on the coffee table?

Both?

Pro Tip* You can sell 1 book to every business in aggieville, they could display it by their bathrooms for people who get tired of waiting in line.

we'll ideally, you'd probably want to purchase 2 books. one to keep at home and one to keep on you. what do you guys think about if i did some kind of deal where it was one book for twenty five dollars but you could get a two pack for forty dollars or something.

I just thought of a brilliant idea and would like to discuss some cross promotional opportunities with you.

I'm in the VERY EARLY planning stages of opening a place of business in aggieville consisting of NOTHING but toilet stalls(womens and mens). The TENTATIVE business plan is to be open from 9pm to 3am Thursday thru Saturday and charge cover of $1-$2 dollars for each person who enters. There will also be a $.25 per minute fee for anyone who takes longer than 10 minutes(timers above each stall). OBVIOUSLY we will open earlier on game days and on FPD.

EARLY estimates have me clearing close to $500k a year in PROFIT.

I would be willing to do some free advertising for your book inside my business if you can ASSURE me that my business will be PROMINENTLY displayed in you book.

[yoga-like_abana]

So are you expected to carry this book around with you at all times or do you just leave it on the coffee table?

Both?

Pro Tip* You can sell 1 book to every business in aggieville, they could display it by their bathrooms for people who get tired of waiting in line.

we'll ideally, you'd probably want to purchase 2 books. one to keep at home and one to keep on you. what do you guys think about if i did some kind of deal where it was one book for twenty five dollars but you could get a two pack for forty dollars or something.

maybe a coffee table book aka your show book and then a small handbook to carry around with you, like the mini bibles..

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

maybe a coffee table book aka your show book and then a small handbook to carry around with you, like the mini bibles..

Perfect comparison. The bible is consistently on the best sellers list and this book that Daris is writing is sure to be on there as well.

[Brock Landers]

This would be amazing as a pop-up book.

[Mr Bread]

I think this book is really running the risk of inciting MHK bathroom terrorism.  Meaning, if I were a bad person and I lived in or around or visited MHK and knew about this book, then I would go out of my way to routinely defile all of the recommended johns.  I'm mean really despicable stuff, and then Rick Daris looks like a know-nothing, chump swindler.  Basically Rick Daris is begging bad persons to ruin MHK shitters for everybody.    JFC Rick.

[bubbles4ksu]

Basically Rick Daris is begging bad persons to ruin MHK shitters for everybody.

RD is the patron saint of MHK shitters. He is above restroom terrorism and would never beg bad persons to do such a thing.

And check your pms, Mr. Bread.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Basically Rick Daris is begging bad persons to ruin MHK shitters for everybody.

RD is the patron saint of MHK shitters. He is above restroom terrorism and would never beg bad persons to do such a thing.

And check your pms, Mr. Bread.

yeah man i love mhk b-rooms and would never do anything to put them in harms way. if anything, me writing this put is a warning shot to all public b-room owners in all mhk. you're on notice dirtbags, clean them up or else dirtbags.

[FP TC etc.]

only mens bathrooms?

seems kind of sexist. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

only mens bathrooms?

seems kind of sexist. 

and a grown male walking around manhattan taking pictures of womens bathroom seems kind of creepy.

[DQ12]

Where are you thinking about trying to get this published?

[Dr Rick Daris]

So are you expected to carry this book around with you at all times or do you just leave it on the coffee table?

Both?

Pro Tip* You can sell 1 book to every business in aggieville, they could display it by their bathrooms for people who get tired of waiting in line.

we'll ideally, you'd probably want to purchase 2 books. one to keep at home and one to keep on you. what do you guys think about if i did some kind of deal where it was one book for twenty five dollars but you could get a two pack for forty dollars or something.

I just thought of a brilliant idea and would like to discuss some cross promotional opportunities with you.

I'm in the VERY EARLY planning stages of opening a place of business in aggieville consisting of NOTHING but toilet stalls(womens and mens). The TENTATIVE business plan is to be open from 9pm to 3am Thursday thru Saturday and charge cover of $1-$2 dollars for each person who enters. There will also be a $.25 per minute fee for anyone who takes longer than 10 minutes(timers above each stall). OBVIOUSLY we will open earlier on game days and on FPD.

EARLY estimates have me clearing close to $500k a year in PROFIT.

I would be willing to do some free advertising for your book inside my business if you can ASSURE me that my business will be PROMINENTLY displayed in you book.

sounds like a plan. also, at 2am your bathroom place should start selling breakfast. call it breakfast and bathrooms.

[Mr Bread]

Basically Rick Daris is begging bad persons to ruin MHK shitters for everybody.

RD is the patron saint of MHK shitters. He is above restroom terrorism and would never beg bad persons to do such a thing.

And check your pms, Mr. Bread.

yeah man i love mhk b-rooms and would never do anything to put them in harms way. if anything, me writing this put is a warning shot to all public b-room owners in all mhk. you're on notice dirtbags, clean them up or else dirtbags.

In the social sciences, unintended consequences (sometimes unanticipated consequences or unforeseen consequences) are outcomes that are not the ones intended by a purposeful action.  The concept has long existed but was named and popularized in the 20th century by American sociologist Robert K. Merton.  The law of unintended consequences has come to be used as an adage or idiomatic warning that an intervention in a complex system tends to create unanticipated and often undesirable outcomes.  Akin to Murphy's Law, it is commonly used as a wry or humorous warning against the hubristic belief that humans can fully control the world around them. 

The road to hell is paved with good intentions Rick Daris.  Your efforts may very well destroy that which you most cherish.   

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Please add Mr Bread to the category of most PoetWarrior-y in the CSourky's.

[felix rex]

Aloe-scented pages. Thick ones. Also, the book is on a roller instead of bound along the spine. Also,beantown can scout out the women's rooms mission impossible style.

[steve dave]

The book is a toilet with writing on it

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Aloe-scented pages. Thick ones. Also, the book is on a roller instead of bound along the spine. Also,beantown can scout out the women's rooms mission impossible style.

  Only a matter of time before someone said that...