Author Topic: Anyone need a room in Manhattan? This guy has one available for free. (Read 6133 times)

nicname · « **Reply #25 on:** July 24, 2012, 10:51:42 AM »

MY buddy thinks it is legit. Says it is probably a rich kid from some asian country.

8manpick · « **Reply #26 on:** July 24, 2012, 10:52:32 AM »

Quote from: I was kinda hoping you could call me Chuck on July 24, 2012, 10:30:52 AM

I think it's my calling to be roommates with this guy.

Unquestionably

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #27 on:** July 24, 2012, 11:19:38 AM »

Quote from: I was kinda hoping you could call me Chuck on July 24, 2012, 10:30:52 AM

I think it's my calling to be roommates with this guy.

Very interested. Will not murder you.
-BeanTownKat

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #28 on:** July 24, 2012, 12:11:39 PM »

C'mon guys, be a Van Wilder to his Taj.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 24, 2012, 12:16:32 PM »

I think i'd be doing him a disservice with my knowledge on the English language.

DQ12 · « **Reply #30 on:** July 24, 2012, 12:30:55 PM »

The only thing that sticks out as a bit odd to me is his emphasis that the person he's with be single.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #31 on:** July 24, 2012, 12:32:56 PM »

I thought that was weird too. But if you think about it, maybe he just wants a single (1) roommate. This is why he needs to practice English.

steve dave · « **Reply #32 on:** July 24, 2012, 12:41:13 PM »

probably doesn't want them dragging their gf/bf over there all the time.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #33 on:** July 24, 2012, 12:41:41 PM »

Maybe he just wants a wingman.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #34 on:** July 24, 2012, 12:49:36 PM »

Pretty sure that after a while of building up your trust, your final meal will end up looking like:

salcat · « **Reply #35 on:** July 24, 2012, 04:14:21 PM »

Why doesn't he say the address or name of the apartment. Frickin asians.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #36 on:** July 24, 2012, 04:26:34 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 24, 2012, 12:41:13 PM

probably doesn't want them dragging their gf/bf over there all the time.

They can pay for their own rough ridin' meals, thank you very much

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #37 on:** July 24, 2012, 07:41:27 PM »

Canconfirm told me had seen the apt and will supply some rendos.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #38 on:** July 24, 2012, 07:44:07 PM »

sounds like the perfect opportunity for the real world: EMAW

Winters · « **Reply #39 on:** July 24, 2012, 07:46:23 PM »

I would hate to break any of his rules.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #40 on:** July 24, 2012, 08:03:36 PM »

Quote from: Winters on July 24, 2012, 07:46:23 PM

I would hate to break any of his rules.

You and a super wealthy Asian grad student would make the most adorable roommates since Pete and I lived together.

Trim · « **Reply #41 on:** July 24, 2012, 08:07:49 PM »

So is somebody at least gonna explore this or what?

SdK · « **Reply #42 on:** July 24, 2012, 09:05:20 PM »

he says he is going to k-state, but does not state what "ksu" this luxo pad is near. Not safe guys.

SdK · « **Reply #43 on:** July 24, 2012, 09:05:30 PM »

At least if he is Asian, the sodomy won't be so bad though.

Teddy_Westside · « **Reply #44 on:** July 24, 2012, 09:26:08 PM »

Quote from: TheHamburglar on July 24, 2012, 10:24:59 AM

Quote from: dobber on July 24, 2012, 10:04:31 AM
Quote from: fanningksu on July 24, 2012, 10:03:18 AM
Quote from: Brock Landers on July 24, 2012, 10:02:07 AM
I get the feeling this guy is leaving out maybe 1 or 2 small details.
Like rape and death.
I am thinking more like cannibalism for some reason.

Maybe one of his concubines is American and just needs some bone marrow or something. If he asks to swab the inside of your mouth during the vetting process, then he just wants bone marrow. That's still a pretty good deal to me.

Teddy Westside, you should do this.

If only I hadn't already signed a lease for next year, I wouldn't even mind if he took my bone marrow. Any legal types wanna help me find a way to get out of a lease?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #45 on:** July 24, 2012, 10:19:14 PM »

Insanity plea

AbeFroman · « **Reply #46 on:** July 24, 2012, 11:26:33 PM »

Can I crash at this guys place during football season? I'm a talkative drunk. 7 weekends is all I need

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #47 on:** July 25, 2012, 12:29:22 AM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on July 24, 2012, 11:26:33 PM

Can I crash at this guys place during football season? I'm a talkative drunk. 7 weekends is all I need

I'd offer him some type of guarantee like you will teach him important American phrases.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #48 on:** July 25, 2012, 12:48:28 AM »

"In America we start Saturday morning at 7am with beer"
"Beer bong"
"Put beer in cups, C-U-P-S, because of cops, C-O-P-S"
"There are only 7 letters in the English alphabet, A E K M S U W"
Make him memorize the 16 goals for success

By the end of the day his vocabulary will just be a random flow of words from our various chants.