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ATTENTION!
« on: July 24, 2012, 07:43:36 AM »
Collin Klein has now probably had sex


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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2012, 07:45:25 AM »
crap, scooped by D  :frown:

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2012, 07:46:50 AM »
Doubt it.

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2012, 07:47:01 AM »
Collin Klein has now probably had sex
And based upon the Common Misconceptions wiki page, we should expect him to be even more awesome now that he is having sex.

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2012, 08:19:17 AM »
add wyatt to the list of ksu cats who lost their virginity recently


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2012, 08:21:31 AM »
Collin Klein has now probably had sex
And based upon the Common Misconceptions wiki page, we should expect him to be even more awesome now that he is having sex.

You mean conceiving and baby right?

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2012, 08:22:13 AM »
There was probably elbow blood everywhere.

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2012, 08:26:57 AM »
Collin Klein has now probably had sex
And based upon the Common Misconceptions wiki page, we should expect him to be even more awesome now that he is having sex.

You mean conceiving and baby right?
:lol: but no, from the combo page/master wiki links:
Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 23, 2012, 12:38:59 AM

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions

    Increds.

        Another popular misconception is that having sex in the days leading up to a sporting event or contest is detrimental to performance. Numerous studies have shown that there is no physiological basis to this misconception.[270] Additionally, it has been demonstrated that sex during the 24 hours prior to sports activity can elevate the levels of testosterone in males, which potentially could enhance their performance.[271]

also,  :lol: puniraptor

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2012, 08:35:00 AM »
What about him letting out his chi?  I've heard that can be bad.  I'm all about the chi.

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2012, 08:38:16 AM »
There was probably elbow blood everywhere.

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2012, 08:39:56 AM »
welp there goes the season.. :clac:

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2012, 08:41:27 AM »
Collin Klein has now probably had sex
And based upon the Common Misconceptions wiki page, we should expect him to be even more awesome now that he is having sex.

You mean conceiving and baby right?
:lol: but no, from the combo page/master wiki links:
Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 23, 2012, 12:38:59 AM

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions

    Increds.

        Another popular misconception is that having sex in the days leading up to a sporting event or contest is detrimental to performance. Numerous studies have shown that there is no physiological basis to this misconception.[270] Additionally, it has been demonstrated that sex during the 24 hours prior to sports activity can elevate the levels of testosterone in males, which potentially could enhance their performance.[271]

also,  :lol: puniraptor
women weaken knees and that is a scientific fact

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2012, 08:56:05 AM »
I bet he and wyatt get together and trade info on their best moves

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2012, 09:14:31 AM »
what do we think wyatt and collin have nicknamed there penises?

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2012, 09:27:25 AM »
The lil' Chamberlain

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2012, 09:39:46 AM »
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« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2012, 09:44:24 AM »

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2012, 10:06:05 AM »
Collin Klein has now probably had sex
And based upon the Common Misconceptions wiki page, we should expect him to be even more awesome now that he is having sex.

You mean conceiving and baby right?
:lol: but no, from the combo page/master wiki links:
Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 23, 2012, 12:38:59 AM

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions

    Increds.

        Another popular misconception is that having sex in the days leading up to a sporting event or contest is detrimental to performance. Numerous studies have shown that there is no physiological basis to this misconception.[270] Additionally, it has been demonstrated that sex during the 24 hours prior to sports activity can elevate the levels of testosterone in males, which potentially could enhance their performance.[271]

also,  :lol: puniraptor
women weaken knees and that is a scientific fact

I had sex right before a high school football game once (with a lady  :gocho:) and didn't have time (missed my window, then couldn't go, then had to go like crazy once it was no longer a possibility) to take a post-sex piss and then I had to piss like crazy during the entire first half.  Definitely negatively affected my performance. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2012, 10:09:40 AM »
What about the ability to clearly and cleanly focus?  Seems like his crap should be on point now.  :dunno:

I mean, I can only imagine how insane he was as a 20 something that isn't having constant sex.  Hopefully his insanity isn't what made him not give a eff when running the ball all the time.  Hopefully he wasn't trying to kill himself so he didn't have to go home that night and not sex some lady up. 

Oh man....   

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2012, 10:10:42 AM »
I had sex right before a high school football game once (with a lady  :gocho:) and didn't have time (missed my window, then couldn't go, then had to go like crazy once it was no longer a possibility) to take a post-sex piss and then I had to piss like crazy during the entire first half.  Definitely negatively affected my performance.

 :confused:  Did you guys not have to be there until like 10 minutes before game time? 
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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2012, 10:14:33 AM »
I had sex right before a high school football game once (with a lady  :gocho:) and didn't have time (missed my window, then couldn't go, then had to go like crazy once it was no longer a possibility) to take a post-sex piss and then I had to piss like crazy during the entire first half.  Definitely negatively affected my performance.

 :confused:  Did you guys not have to be there until like 10 minutes before game time?

Did you guys not have towels??

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2012, 10:16:17 AM »
Collin Klein has now probably had sex
And based upon the Common Misconceptions wiki page, we should expect him to be even more awesome now that he is having sex.

You mean conceiving and baby right?
:lol: but no, from the combo page/master wiki links:
Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 23, 2012, 12:38:59 AM

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions

    Increds.

        Another popular misconception is that having sex in the days leading up to a sporting event or contest is detrimental to performance. Numerous studies have shown that there is no physiological basis to this misconception.[270] Additionally, it has been demonstrated that sex during the 24 hours prior to sports activity can elevate the levels of testosterone in males, which potentially could enhance their performance.[271]

also,  :lol: puniraptor
women weaken knees and that is a scientific fact

I had sex right before a high school football game once (with a lady  :gocho:) and didn't have time (missed my window, then couldn't go, then had to go like crazy once it was no longer a possibility) to take a post-sex piss and then I had to piss like crazy during the entire first half.  Definitely negatively affected my performance.


Also...what if Klein/Spani were one of those "everything but sex" Christian couples and he was getting HJ's all along

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Re: ATTENTION!
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2012, 10:17:34 AM »
I had sex right before a high school football game once (with a lady  :gocho:) and didn't have time (missed my window, then couldn't go, then had to go like crazy once it was no longer a possibility) to take a post-sex piss and then I had to piss like crazy during the entire first half.  Definitely negatively affected my performance.

 :confused:  Did you guys not have to be there until like 10 minutes before game time?

Did you guys not have towels??
I don't think football pants are as elastic as basketball shorts.

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« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2012, 10:19:24 AM »
I had sex right before a high school football game once (with a lady  :gocho:) and didn't have time (missed my window, then couldn't go, then had to go like crazy once it was no longer a possibility) to take a post-sex piss and then I had to piss like crazy during the entire first half.  Definitely negatively affected my performance.

 :confused:  Did you guys not have to be there until like 10 minutes before game time?
8man, I would also suggest that Bread is obviously not experienced in the ways of pissing in the middle of the huddle in a manner that nobody in the stands has any idea what is happening.

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« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2012, 10:22:22 AM »
I had sex right before a high school football game once (with a lady  :gocho:) and didn't have time (missed my window, then couldn't go, then had to go like crazy once it was no longer a possibility) to take a post-sex piss and then I had to piss like crazy during the entire first half.  Definitely negatively affected my performance.

 :confused:  Did you guys not have to be there until like 10 minutes before game time?
8man, I would also suggest that Bread is obviously not experienced in the ways of pissing in the middle of the huddle in a manner that nobody in the stands has any idea what is happening.

If you already stink like sweat and sex, why not just go?  The other team will regret tackling you and/or being tackled by you.