I have some Kansas State fan memorabilia items I'd like to sell

[wes mantooth]

You guys are weird. If you would like to file a police report on me, go right ahead and do that. As if having a collection of sports-related items makes me a likely terrorist. 

If you want the truth, a really attractive older MILF at work talked me into buying this crap for $230 (the rest of what I said was true), and now I am desperate to unload the crap without a really stiff loss. It is all in really good condition (no mold or anything on any of the items, but the stadium has a bit of dust from lacking the glass cover).  I am NOT making any kind of a profit on this at all.

BTW, there is a bit of a difference between a cheap nylon jacket and one made of 100% leather on the exterior.

So now your story is you paid $230 for kstate gear even though you are a mold aggie fan?  Something isn't adding up here. 

[felix rex]

That jacket might be the worst thing I've ever seen. On the other hand, that lamp...

[AppleJack]

I already have the jacket, in the market for the pants it goes with. Thanks tho.

[Trim]

really stiff loss.

Interesting choice of words.  How long have you been hiding the body in your backyard?

If you want the truth, a really attractive older MILF at work talked me into buying this crap for $230 (the rest of what I said was true),

Can you explain how your desire to eff the widow fit in with the rest of your story about her husband mysteriously dying?  Also, why did you lie to us?  Did you think concealing what you did to get the items would make it more likely somebody would pay you your blood money?  You picked the wrong EMAWs to try to get one over on, psycho.

[wes mantooth]

I sent this thread to BigShotLawEnforcementCat, see what he says

[Dugout DickStone]

I sent this thread to BigShotLawEnforcementCat, see what he says

He is in Colorado.

[ChiComCat]

In an effort to both be together and to inherit this husband's bounty of KSU items, they had to have him killed.  This is the Cyclone's take.  The wife, an Iowa grad, got the mercedes that the  must've had

[Dugout DickStone]

The lamp is by far the premium item but that jacket would be good for laughs.

[wes mantooth]

The lamp is by far the premium item but that jacket would be good for laughs.

It's real leather

[Dugout DickStone]

The lamp is by far the premium item but that jacket would be good for laughs.

It's real leather

Id actually prefer pleather

[felix rex]

Cyclone42, I will give you $5 for the lamp. I will not pay any shipping costs.

[Cire]

I will give you 5 dollars, nO shipping and I don't live in egypt.