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lyricist lounge show (also rap battle thread)
« on: July 21, 2012, 08:51:15 PM »
im sure i will be able to add to this forever but one of my favorites is:

"i was looking back to see if you were looking back to see if i was looking back at you looking back at me"

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Re: lyricist lounge show
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2012, 08:54:43 PM »
Man I got Summer hating on me cause I'm hotter than the sun, Spring hating on me cause I ain't never sprung, Winter hating on me cause I'm colder than ya'll, And I would never I would never I would never Fall

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Re: lyricist lounge show
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2012, 09:07:37 PM »
I am not certain what is going on here, but it might be this:
We took her groceries to the checkout stand. Her food was totaled up and bagged. We stood there lost in our embarrassment as the conversation dragged.
(pretty much the whole song)

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Re: lyricist lounge show
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2012, 10:19:40 PM »
i used to write rap tracks, if i get drunk enough i will type on verse out. one chorus went:

sun comes up every morning
sun goes down every evening
sun comes up every morning
thats when you know bitches need to be leaving


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Re: lyricist lounge show
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2012, 10:28:40 PM »
Ok, game on.

Preface 1: I used to do some computer gaming involving Delta Force Land Warrior and Delta Force Task Force Dagger. My tag was Nutt_Lee

Preface 2: One of the guys in my clan was a white rapper. I freestyled this one night.

Preface 3: Enjoy (laughing)

Ay yo, I'm the white guy rapping
don't have to do no scrappin
I roll with the toughest crew
like Dru
Hill
for protection like a girl taking the pill
Ay yo, midwest in the in motherfucking house
bitch take off your blouse
Nutt_Lee is about to score
with some whore
I never seen before
This is how crap goes down
when you from this midwest town
we don't play around
put you six feet in the ground
as we pull a drive by
in a tractor making your family cry
dust your whole click like some crops
bitch best give me my props
I'm a rough ridin' pimp and you know this
you're lips, a permanent kiss
engraved on my ass
as I blaze some grass
and other stuff
never seen me in cuffs
cause I got a high dolla lawyer
run through the Flint Hills like Tom Sawyer
cops can't touch this
never get a chance to clutch his
gun
what's funny is when they try to run
but never get a chance to see the rising sun

:D

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Re: lyricist lounge show
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2012, 10:30:35 PM »


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Re: lyricist lounge show
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2012, 10:31:16 PM »
Looking like the world's falling on her and I pushed it
You rub the foots of the bitches I mushed
Funky ass cutlass three deep, blowing kush
North got her shook
Started reading once the judge threw the rough ridin' book

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Re: lyricist lounge show
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2012, 10:31:51 PM »
Here I go, deep type flow,
Jacques Cousteau could never get this low

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Re: lyricist lounge show
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Re: lyricist lounge show
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2012, 10:35:14 PM »
SD be trying hard
I be praying Lard
make it end
don't let it trend
SK be serious
don't make him furious
come correct
you respect
I got game,
similar name
when initialed
it's official
SK taking all comers
sit back and wonder

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Re: lyricist lounge show
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2012, 10:36:57 PM »
Ok, game on.

Preface 1: I used to do some computer gaming involving Delta Force Land Warrior and Delta Force Task Force Dagger. My tag was Nutt_Lee

Preface 2: One of the guys in my clan was a white rapper. I freestyled this one night.

Preface 3: Enjoy (laughing)

Ay yo, I'm the white guy rapping
don't have to do no scrappin
I roll with the toughest crew
like Dru
Hill
for protection like a girl taking the pill
Ay yo, midwest in the in motherfucking house
bitch take off your blouse
Nutt_Lee is about to score
with some whore
I never seen before
This is how crap goes down
when you from this midwest town
we don't play around
put you six feet in the ground
as we pull a drive by
in a tractor making your family cry
dust your whole click like some crops
bitch best give me my props
I'm a rough ridin' pimp and you know this
you're lips, a permanent kiss
engraved on my ass
as I blaze some grass
and other stuff
never seen me in cuffs
cause I got a high dolla lawyer
run through the Flint Hills like Tom Sawyer
cops can't touch this
never get a chance to clutch his
gun
what's funny is when they try to run
but never get a chance to see the rising sun

:D

How can you remember the lyrics to a freestyle?
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: lyricist lounge show
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2012, 10:39:42 PM »
Ok, game on.

Preface 1: I used to do some computer gaming involving Delta Force Land Warrior and Delta Force Task Force Dagger. My tag was Nutt_Lee

Preface 2: One of the guys in my clan was a white rapper. I freestyled this one night.

Preface 3: Enjoy (laughing)

Ay yo, I'm the white guy rapping
don't have to do no scrappin
I roll with the toughest crew
like Dru
Hill
for protection like a girl taking the pill
Ay yo, midwest in the in motherfucking house
bitch take off your blouse
Nutt_Lee is about to score
with some whore
I never seen before
This is how crap goes down
when you from this midwest town
we don't play around
put you six feet in the ground
as we pull a drive by
in a tractor making your family cry
dust your whole click like some crops
bitch best give me my props
I'm a rough ridin' pimp and you know this
you're lips, a permanent kiss
engraved on my ass
as I blaze some grass
and other stuff
never seen me in cuffs
cause I got a high dolla lawyer
run through the Flint Hills like Tom Sawyer
cops can't touch this
never get a chance to clutch his
gun
what's funny is when they try to run
but never get a chance to see the rising sun

:D

How can you remember the lyrics to a freestyle?

IQ 152

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Re: lyricist lounge show
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2012, 10:41:19 PM »
Ok, game on.

Preface 1: I used to do some computer gaming involving Delta Force Land Warrior and Delta Force Task Force Dagger. My tag was Nutt_Lee

Preface 2: One of the guys in my clan was a white rapper. I freestyled this one night.

Preface 3: Enjoy (laughing)

Ay yo, I'm the white guy rapping
don't have to do no scrappin
I roll with the toughest crew
like Dru
Hill
for protection like a girl taking the pill
Ay yo, midwest in the in motherfucking house
bitch take off your blouse
Nutt_Lee is about to score
with some whore
I never seen before
This is how crap goes down
when you from this midwest town
we don't play around
put you six feet in the ground
as we pull a drive by
in a tractor making your family cry
dust your whole click like some crops
bitch best give me my props
I'm a rough ridin' pimp and you know this
you're lips, a permanent kiss
engraved on my ass
as I blaze some grass
and other stuff
never seen me in cuffs
cause I got a high dolla lawyer
run through the Flint Hills like Tom Sawyer
cops can't touch this
never get a chance to clutch his
gun
what's funny is when they try to run
but never get a chance to see the rising sun

:D

How can you remember the lyrics to a freestyle?

IQ 152

 :kstategrad:
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: lyricist lounge show
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2012, 10:41:32 PM »
most of your rhymes don't really rhyme
like trying to make fine rhyme with time
everyone's funny and having a laugh
despite the spelling that rhymes with half
some of you amateurs can't handle this crap
the next line should not end with "ith"
you see E-D doesn't sound like I-L
but you dumb fuckers are like "Oh Well"

- sd original

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Re: lyricist lounge show (also rap battle thread)
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2012, 10:57:44 PM »
Funny you live in Omaha
saw your attempt, thought Oh My HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When you have to bust out a dictionary
you know it's time for pictionary
when a guy can't combat
you know he ain't all that
Rhymes don't rhyme:
Man I got Summer hating on me cause I'm hotter than the sun, Spring hating on me cause I ain't never sprung, Winter hating on me cause I'm colder than ya'll, And I would never I would never I would never Fall
I see you know the crime

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Re: lyricist lounge show
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2012, 11:02:54 PM »
Ok, game on.

Preface 1: I used to do some computer gaming involving Delta Force Land Warrior and Delta Force Task Force Dagger. My tag was Nutt_Lee

Preface 2: One of the guys in my clan was a white rapper. I freestyled this one night.

Preface 3: Enjoy (laughing)

Ay yo, I'm the white guy rapping
don't have to do no scrappin
I roll with the toughest crew
like Dru
Hill
for protection like a girl taking the pill
Ay yo, midwest in the in motherfucking house
bitch take off your blouse
Nutt_Lee is about to score
with some whore
I never seen before
This is how crap goes down
when you from this midwest town
we don't play around
put you six feet in the ground
as we pull a drive by
in a tractor making your family cry
dust your whole click like some crops
bitch best give me my props
I'm a rough ridin' pimp and you know this
you're lips, a permanent kiss
engraved on my ass
as I blaze some grass
and other stuff
never seen me in cuffs
cause I got a high dolla lawyer
run through the Flint Hills like Tom Sawyer
cops can't touch this
never get a chance to clutch his
gun
what's funny is when they try to run
but never get a chance to see the rising sun

:D

How can you remember the lyrics to a freestyle?

IQ 152

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Also 26 and a jr in college. so........ :D

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Re: lyricist lounge show (also rap battle thread)
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Re: lyricist lounge show (also rap battle thread)
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2012, 11:16:54 PM »
i'm Chicano soprano high off my pitch ammo
i'm a put a crack in your diamond pimp cup so vest up
i'm your cross turned right side up
i'm the press leak that downed you aide
i'm the orange jump suit thats taylor made
i'm the crescent, the sickle, so sharp the blade
i'm the flick of the shank that opened your veins
i'm the dusk, i'm the frightening calm i'm a hole in the pipeline
i'm a road side bomb



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Re: lyricist lounge show (also rap battle thread)
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2012, 11:25:00 PM »


went to town riding on a pony
turns out like Audrey in B.a.T. SD is a phony.

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Re: lyricist lounge show (also rap battle thread)
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2012, 11:53:52 PM »
i'm Chicano soprano high off my pitch ammo
i'm a put a crack in your diamond pimp cup so vest up
i'm your cross turned right side up
i'm the press leak that downed you aide
i'm the orange jump suit thats taylor made
i'm the crescent, the sickle, so sharp the blade
i'm the flick of the shank that opened your veins
i'm the dusk, i'm the frightening calm i'm a hole in the pipeline
i'm a road side bomb

I'll admit right now I am too drunk to combat this. Bravo. well done. :D

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Re: lyricist lounge show (also rap battle thread)
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2012, 02:04:50 AM »
Rhyme spilla
flow smooth like chinchilla
i will kill ya
you nervous like ben stilla'
cuz i kicks the rap technique ya can't beat
so cocky, collar stay turned up like summer heat
or napalm, flow so bright  :gocho: stay on
you wanna battle biatch, eff it, game on
it'll be another rapper bested, suck it, same song

If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: lyricist lounge show (also rap battle thread)
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2012, 08:08:38 AM »
For the record I started this drunk and looking for good lyrics. I didn't write the OP lyrics.