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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #450 on: August 02, 2012, 01:55:35 PM »
Heinballz vacationing in the Grand Canyon:

Bad Guys:  Look!  A naive tourist from Kansas!  Let's rob him!

HBz: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

Then he shoots the bad guys dead.

You gotta believe he has some stone cold ass saying ready for just such an occasion.  Right before he convicts the bad guys and sentences them to death.

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #451 on: August 02, 2012, 01:59:50 PM »
"Heinzballs Amendment 2 says I just whooped yer ass!"

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #452 on: August 02, 2012, 02:01:41 PM »
I would love to know the ratio of gun nuts that shoot themselves by accident to gun nuts who stop a crime with their gun.  I'm guessing it's somewhere around 10:1. 

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #453 on: August 02, 2012, 02:04:49 PM »
disclaimer:  sd's dad stopped a crime with his gun a month ago  :surprised: 

further disclaimer:  well, not really stopped it I guess...maybe made it worse actually

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #454 on: August 02, 2012, 02:07:32 PM »
"Heinzballs Amendment 2 says I just whooped yer ass!"
And that's the bottom line because HEINZ. BALLS. SAYS SO.

And after he shoots them he brings the barrel up to his mouth and blows/spits Chad May style.


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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #455 on: August 02, 2012, 02:27:04 PM »
disclaimer:  sd's dad stopped a crime with his gun a month ago  :surprised: 

further disclaimer:  well, not really stopped it I guess...maybe made it worse actually

Yeah..................  I'm gonna go ahead and need that story in full detail. 

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #456 on: August 02, 2012, 02:29:13 PM »
disclaimer:  sd's dad stopped a crime with his gun a month ago  :surprised: 

further disclaimer:  well, not really stopped it I guess...maybe made it worse actually

Yeah..................  I'm gonna go ahead and need that story in full detail.

so there's like these escaped robbers or whatever from the county jail.  they are trying to steal a truck or something from our house.  my dad hears them and comes at them with his gun.  they freak out and slam into a bunch of other trucks and then flip the truck over and run into a field.  they get one of those infrared camera airplane deals to fly over them and they arrest them again. 

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #457 on: August 02, 2012, 02:32:16 PM »
disclaimer:  sd's dad stopped a crime with his gun a month ago  :surprised: 

further disclaimer:  well, not really stopped it I guess...maybe made it worse actually

Yeah..................  I'm gonna go ahead and need that story in full detail.

so there's like these escaped robbers or whatever from the county jail.  they are trying to steal a truck or something from our house.  my dad hears them and comes at them withi his gun or something.  they freak out and slam into a bunch of other trucks and then flip the truck over and run into a field.  they get one of those infrared camera airplane deals to fly over them and they arrest them again.

thats kinda badass

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #458 on: August 02, 2012, 02:38:47 PM »
disclaimer:  sd's dad stopped a crime with his gun a month ago  :surprised: 

further disclaimer:  well, not really stopped it I guess...maybe made it worse actually

Yeah..................  I'm gonna go ahead and need that story in full detail.

so there's like these escaped robbers or whatever from the county jail.  they are trying to steal a truck or something from our house.  my dad hears them and comes at them with his gun or something.  they freak out and slam into a bunch of other trucks and then flip the truck over and run into a field.  they get one of those infrared camera airplane deals to fly over them and they arrest them again.

why didn't he judge them?  Like wait until they were standing next to each other and kill them both with one shot?  Maybe after saying "may God have mercy on your souls... because Smith & Wesson won't"

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #459 on: August 02, 2012, 02:40:00 PM »
disclaimer:  sd's dad stopped a crime with his gun a month ago  :surprised: 

further disclaimer:  well, not really stopped it I guess...maybe made it worse actually

Yeah..................  I'm gonna go ahead and need that story in full detail.

so there's like these escaped robbers or whatever from the county jail.  they are trying to steal a truck or something from our house.  my dad hears them and comes at them with his gun or something.  they freak out and slam into a bunch of other trucks and then flip the truck over and run into a field.  they get one of those infrared camera airplane deals to fly over them and they arrest them again.

why didn't he judge them?  Like wait until they were standing next to each other and kill them both with one shot?  Maybe after saying "may God have mercy on your souls... because Smith & Wesson won't"

yeah, that would definitely have been more bad ass then just scaring them into damaging a crap ton of our property.

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #460 on: August 02, 2012, 02:42:20 PM »
I bet if he could go back he would have pink misted their heads all over Meade County.  Then lit a fat cigar and had a belly laugh and tossled the ears of his faithful dog.

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #461 on: August 02, 2012, 02:42:58 PM »
I bet if he could go back he would have pink misted their heads all over Meade County.  Then lit a fat cigar and had a belly laugh and tossled the ears of his faithful dog.

prolly

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #462 on: August 02, 2012, 03:29:19 PM »
Heinballz vacationing in the Grand Canyon:

Bad Guys:  Look!  A naive tourist from Kansas!  Let's rob him!

HBz: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

Then he shoots the bad guys dead.

I'd just like to know what's so god damned funny.



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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #463 on: August 02, 2012, 03:30:12 PM »
welp

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #464 on: August 02, 2012, 03:35:46 PM »
 :popcorn:

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #465 on: August 02, 2012, 03:42:48 PM »
 :popcorn:
Good is better than Evil because it's nicer.

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #466 on: August 02, 2012, 03:55:58 PM »
wow... either I'm too good at photoshop, or you guys don't know a joke when you see one.
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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #467 on: August 02, 2012, 04:22:07 PM »
Did you threaten the picture taker with your gun to make sure they didn't steal your camera?
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #468 on: August 02, 2012, 07:22:17 PM »
Looks like you'd need an OCL for that.

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #469 on: August 03, 2012, 01:05:08 PM »
Just saw two white DHS vans driving in OP.  I'm betting they were those x-ray vans that scan the public without consent.   Good thing I left all my AR's at home today. :gocho:

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #470 on: August 03, 2012, 01:07:28 PM »
Just saw two white DHS vans driving in OP.  I'm betting they were those x-ray vans that scan the public without consent.   Good thing I left all my AR's at home today. :gocho:


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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #471 on: August 03, 2012, 01:22:21 PM »
Just saw two white DHS vans driving in OP.  I'm betting they were those x-ray vans that scan the public without consent.   Good thing I left all my AR's at home today. :gocho:


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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #472 on: August 03, 2012, 04:23:06 PM »
Funny how the police investigation is not including the eye witness reports of a second man. Who threw another canister of tear gas from the opposite side of holmes.
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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #473 on: August 03, 2012, 04:26:37 PM »
Funny how the police investigation is not including the eye witness reports of a second man. Who threw another canister of tear gas from the opposite side of holmes.

you're watching a very darkly lit movie in a dark theater.  suddenly, someone throws some sort of smoking device into the crowd, and gun-fire erupts.  you scramble for safety while clawing your way through the chaos.  do you know which way is north, south, east, west, up or down?  probably not.  did you just see another smoke device?  maybe!  or maybe not.  Was it from a different direction?  Maybe!  Maybe not.

there wasn't a second person in on it, dumbass.

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Re: Aurora Shooting
« Reply #474 on: August 03, 2012, 04:46:29 PM »
Funny how the police investigation is not including the eye witness reports of a second man. Who threw another canister of tear gas from the opposite side of holmes.


AAAAAAAAAAND you've somehow moved from zero credibility to negative credibility. 'grats on that.
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