Author Topic: Aurora Shooting (Read 66045 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #450 on:** August 02, 2012, 01:55:35 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on August 02, 2012, 01:46:55 PM

Heinballz vacationing in the Grand Canyon:

Bad Guys: Look! A naive tourist from Kansas! Let's rob him!

HBz: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

Then he shoots the bad guys dead.

You gotta believe he has some stone cold ass saying ready for just such an occasion. Right before he convicts the bad guys and sentences them to death.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #451 on:** August 02, 2012, 01:59:50 PM »

"Heinzballs Amendment 2 says I just whooped yer ass!"

steve dave · « **Reply #452 on:** August 02, 2012, 02:01:41 PM »

I would love to know the ratio of gun nuts that shoot themselves by accident to gun nuts who stop a crime with their gun. I'm guessing it's somewhere around 10:1.

steve dave · « **Reply #453 on:** August 02, 2012, 02:04:49 PM »

disclaimer: sd's dad stopped a crime with his gun a month ago

further disclaimer: well, not really stopped it I guess...maybe made it worse actually

DQ12 · « **Reply #454 on:** August 02, 2012, 02:07:32 PM »

Quote from: OK Cat on August 02, 2012, 01:59:50 PM

"Heinzballs Amendment 2 says I just whooped yer ass!"

And that's the bottom line because HEINZ. BALLS. SAYS SO.

And after he shoots them he brings the barrel up to his mouth and blows/spits Chad May style.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #455 on:** August 02, 2012, 02:27:04 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 02, 2012, 02:04:49 PM

disclaimer: sd's dad stopped a crime with his gun a month ago

further disclaimer: well, not really stopped it I guess...maybe made it worse actually

Yeah.................. I'm gonna go ahead and need that story in full detail.

steve dave · « **Reply #456 on:** August 02, 2012, 02:29:13 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on August 02, 2012, 02:27:04 PM

Quote from: steve dave on August 02, 2012, 02:04:49 PM
disclaimer: sd's dad stopped a crime with his gun a month ago

further disclaimer: well, not really stopped it I guess...maybe made it worse actually

Yeah.................. I'm gonna go ahead and need that story in full detail.

so there's like these escaped robbers or whatever from the county jail. they are trying to steal a truck or something from our house. my dad hears them and comes at them with his gun. they freak out and slam into a bunch of other trucks and then flip the truck over and run into a field. they get one of those infrared camera airplane deals to fly over them and they arrest them again.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #457 on:** August 02, 2012, 02:32:16 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 02, 2012, 02:29:13 PM

Quote from: CartierFor3 on August 02, 2012, 02:27:04 PM
Quote from: steve dave on August 02, 2012, 02:04:49 PM
disclaimer: sd's dad stopped a crime with his gun a month ago

further disclaimer: well, not really stopped it I guess...maybe made it worse actually

Yeah.................. I'm gonna go ahead and need that story in full detail.

so there's like these escaped robbers or whatever from the county jail. they are trying to steal a truck or something from our house. my dad hears them and comes at them withi his gun or something. they freak out and slam into a bunch of other trucks and then flip the truck over and run into a field. they get one of those infrared camera airplane deals to fly over them and they arrest them again.

thats kinda badass

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #458 on:** August 02, 2012, 02:38:47 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 02, 2012, 02:29:13 PM

Quote from: CartierFor3 on August 02, 2012, 02:27:04 PM
Quote from: steve dave on August 02, 2012, 02:04:49 PM
disclaimer: sd's dad stopped a crime with his gun a month ago

further disclaimer: well, not really stopped it I guess...maybe made it worse actually

Yeah.................. I'm gonna go ahead and need that story in full detail.

so there's like these escaped robbers or whatever from the county jail. they are trying to steal a truck or something from our house. my dad hears them and comes at them with his gun or something. they freak out and slam into a bunch of other trucks and then flip the truck over and run into a field. they get one of those infrared camera airplane deals to fly over them and they arrest them again.

why didn't he judge them? Like wait until they were standing next to each other and kill them both with one shot? Maybe after saying "may God have mercy on your souls... because Smith & Wesson won't"

steve dave · « **Reply #459 on:** August 02, 2012, 02:40:00 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on August 02, 2012, 02:38:47 PM

Quote from: steve dave on August 02, 2012, 02:29:13 PM
Quote from: CartierFor3 on August 02, 2012, 02:27:04 PM
Quote from: steve dave on August 02, 2012, 02:04:49 PM
disclaimer: sd's dad stopped a crime with his gun a month ago

further disclaimer: well, not really stopped it I guess...maybe made it worse actually

Yeah.................. I'm gonna go ahead and need that story in full detail.

so there's like these escaped robbers or whatever from the county jail. they are trying to steal a truck or something from our house. my dad hears them and comes at them with his gun or something. they freak out and slam into a bunch of other trucks and then flip the truck over and run into a field. they get one of those infrared camera airplane deals to fly over them and they arrest them again.

why didn't he judge them? Like wait until they were standing next to each other and kill them both with one shot? Maybe after saying "may God have mercy on your souls... because Smith & Wesson won't"

yeah, that would definitely have been more bad ass then just scaring them into damaging a crap ton of our property.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #460 on:** August 02, 2012, 02:42:20 PM »

I bet if he could go back he would have pink misted their heads all over Meade County. Then lit a fat cigar and had a belly laugh and tossled the ears of his faithful dog.

steve dave · « **Reply #461 on:** August 02, 2012, 02:42:58 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on August 02, 2012, 02:42:20 PM

I bet if he could go back he would have pink misted their heads all over Meade County. Then lit a fat cigar and had a belly laugh and tossled the ears of his faithful dog.

prolly

HeinBallz · « **Reply #462 on:** August 02, 2012, 03:29:19 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on August 02, 2012, 01:46:55 PM

Heinballz vacationing in the Grand Canyon:

Bad Guys: Look! A naive tourist from Kansas! Let's rob him!

HBz: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

Then he shoots the bad guys dead.

I'd just like to know what's so god damned funny.

You have to be ready for this crap.

steve dave · « **Reply #463 on:** August 02, 2012, 03:30:12 PM »

OK_Cat · « **Reply #464 on:** August 02, 2012, 03:35:46 PM »

HeinBallz · « **Reply #465 on:** August 02, 2012, 03:42:48 PM »

HeinBallz · « **Reply #466 on:** August 02, 2012, 03:55:58 PM »

wow... either I'm too good at photoshop, or you guys don't know a joke when you see one.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #467 on:** August 02, 2012, 04:22:07 PM »

Did you threaten the picture taker with your gun to make sure they didn't steal your camera?

8manpick · « **Reply #468 on:** August 02, 2012, 07:22:17 PM »

Looks like you'd need an OCL for that.

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Emo EMAW · « **Reply #469 on:** August 03, 2012, 01:05:08 PM »

Just saw two white DHS vans driving in OP. I'm betting they were those x-ray vans that scan the public without consent. Good thing I left all my AR's at home today.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #470 on:** August 03, 2012, 01:07:28 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 03, 2012, 01:05:08 PM

Just saw two white DHS vans driving in OP. I'm betting they were those x-ray vans that scan the public without consent. Good thing I left all my AR's at home today.

wut

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #471 on:** August 03, 2012, 01:22:21 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on August 03, 2012, 01:07:28 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 03, 2012, 01:05:08 PM
Just saw two white DHS vans driving in OP. I'm betting they were those x-ray vans that scan the public without consent. Good thing I left all my AR's at home today.

wut

http://www.thoughtsfromaconservativemom.com/2010/09/homeland-security-using-x-ray-surveillance-vans-that-peer-through-walls-clothes-fb/

kstatefreak42 · « **Reply #472 on:** August 03, 2012, 04:23:06 PM »

Funny how the police investigation is not including the eye witness reports of a second man. Who threw another canister of tear gas from the opposite side of holmes.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #473 on:** August 03, 2012, 04:26:37 PM »

Quote from: kstatefreak42 on August 03, 2012, 04:23:06 PM

Funny how the police investigation is not including the eye witness reports of a second man. Who threw another canister of tear gas from the opposite side of holmes.

you're watching a very darkly lit movie in a dark theater. suddenly, someone throws some sort of smoking device into the crowd, and gun-fire erupts. you scramble for safety while clawing your way through the chaos. do you know which way is north, south, east, west, up or down? probably not. did you just see another smoke device? maybe! or maybe not. Was it from a different direction? Maybe! Maybe not.

there wasn't a second person in on it, dumbass.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #474 on:** August 03, 2012, 04:46:29 PM »

Quote from: kstatefreak42 on August 03, 2012, 04:23:06 PM

Funny how the police investigation is not including the eye witness reports of a second man. Who threw another canister of tear gas from the opposite side of holmes.

AAAAAAAAAAND you've somehow moved from zero credibility to negative credibility. 'grats on that.