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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2012, 09:49:14 AM »
IKEA takes about an hour and a half to get in and out.  Then you spend another 2 hours assembling whatever cheap crap you bought.   Before long, you're out of a day. 

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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2012, 10:06:48 AM »
Sorry bout 'cha, NFM.

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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2012, 10:42:20 AM »
Sorry bout 'cha, NFM.

interestingly, NFM is currently building a store in The Colony, TX (DFW area) which is right next to the IKEA there
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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2012, 10:42:58 AM »
Sorry bout 'cha, NFM.

no way.  ikea sells Target grade furniture to hipsters.  the nfm market won't be touched.


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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2012, 11:46:49 AM »
http://www.kansascity.com/2012/09/27/3836143/ikea-to-announce-plans-for-store.html

How boss is our country where we build a $73 million building, NEVER USE IT, then tear it down to build an IKEA?  Or when we ripped down a brand new West Edge project to build a fancy lawfirm there?

Brings a tear to the eye, just thinking of how boss we are.

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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2012, 01:24:39 PM »
http://www.kansascity.com/2012/09/27/3836143/ikea-to-announce-plans-for-store.html

How boss is our country where we build a $73 million building, NEVER USE IT, then tear it down to build an IKEA?  Or when we ripped down a brand new West Edge project to build a fancy lawfirm there?

Brings a tear to the eye, just thinking of how boss we are.

To be fair that seasonal Halloween store was there.
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« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2012, 01:28:55 PM »
http://www.kansascity.com/2012/09/27/3836143/ikea-to-announce-plans-for-store.html

How boss is our country where we build a $73 million building, NEVER USE IT, then tear it down to build an IKEA?  Or when we ripped down a brand new West Edge project to build a fancy lawfirm there?

Brings a tear to the eye, just thinking of how boss we are.

Yes. Very Boss.

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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2012, 01:39:41 PM »
I would enjoy seeing the pic.  That kind of crap blows my mind.  Stayed at Red Rocks in Vegas one time and it is surrounded by half done construction projects.

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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2012, 02:16:17 PM »
There are like 2 or 3 large hotel developments on the strip in Vegas right now that are sitting unfinished because of the financial crisis.  Mostly on the north end IIRC.
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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2012, 02:17:26 PM »
There are like 2 or 3 large hotel developments on the strip in Vegas right now that are sitting unfinished because of the financial crisis.  Mostly on the north end IIRC.

 :dubious:  must be pretty far north

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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2012, 02:25:07 PM »
Sorry bout 'cha, NFM.

no way.  ikea sells Target grade furniture to hipsters.  the nfm market won't be touched.

Give Ikea a chance!

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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2012, 02:26:43 PM »
I had to put together a TV stand the other day and it almost killed me. NEVER AGAIN!

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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2012, 02:27:09 PM »
I didn't go to college for 5 1/2 years to build furniture Pete!

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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2012, 02:27:46 PM »
Sorry bout 'cha, NFM.

no way.  ikea sells Target grade furniture to hipsters.  the nfm market won't be touched.

Give Ikea a chance!

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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #40 on: September 27, 2012, 04:42:34 PM »
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« Reply #41 on: September 27, 2012, 04:44:01 PM »
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #42 on: September 27, 2012, 07:34:39 PM »
cant wait for michigancat to get done with MOABT so he can comment on this thread.
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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #43 on: September 27, 2012, 08:21:49 PM »
There are like 2 or 3 large hotel developments on the strip in Vegas right now that are sitting unfinished because of the financial crisis.  Mostly on the north end IIRC.

 :dubious:  must be pretty far north

They are. Both up by Circus Circus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fontainebleau_Resort_Las_Vegas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echelon_Place
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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #44 on: September 27, 2012, 08:24:30 PM »
There is also The Harmon but its on hold because it was built by functioning retards. This ties well into how boss America is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Harmon_Hotel_and_Spa
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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #45 on: September 27, 2012, 08:39:57 PM »
When I was still in college my dad would always surprise me with crap that needed putting together if I came home on a long weekend/holiday.

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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #46 on: February 25, 2013, 07:11:47 AM »
 :sdeek:

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BREAKING: Ikea halts meatball sales in Sweden after horse meat found by Czech authorities.
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Re: WE ARE GOING TO EAT THE crap OUT OF IKEA MEATBALLS!
« Reply #47 on: February 25, 2013, 07:12:33 AM »
I've never knowingly eaten horse. any good?

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« Reply #48 on: February 25, 2013, 07:19:46 AM »
I ate what turned out to be cat at a Mongolian BBQ place oncd and have had cardboard-stuffed "dumplings" multiple times (more or less knowingly). Wasn't bad. I don't see the big deal.
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« Reply #49 on: February 25, 2013, 07:37:46 AM »
Still love them (but I bet the meat is sourced Regionally)