Author Topic: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year? (Read 5392 times)

steve dave · « **on:** July 19, 2012, 11:45:23 AM »

I'm going to hand out pamphlets about getting off of prescription pain killers and meth. I will probably offer to provide financial assistance to them if they need help fighting their demons as I understand that it is an extremely poor community. I will then rub abrasive hand sanitizer all over my hands and arms and any other exposed body part that may have come into contact with them.

ben ji · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2012, 11:46:37 AM »

I plan on asking everyone I meet how they are related to the whites(Family not

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steve dave · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2012, 11:48:15 AM »

maybe combo my get off of drugs campaign with some sort of literacy push as well.

CNS · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2012, 11:48:44 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 19, 2012, 11:48:15 AM

maybe combo my get off of drugs campaign with some sort of literacy push as well.

Otherwise the pamphlets would have to be all pictures.

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2012, 11:55:17 AM »

Should we vaccinate them? Seems like maybe we should.

DQ12 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 19, 2012, 12:27:09 PM »

i'm going to bring a ton of cheap, daily vitamins to pass out. just seems like the right thing to do.

also maybe some sex ed info/free condoms

Bloodfart · « **Reply #6 on:** July 19, 2012, 12:56:54 PM »

I will be handing out sunblock for all the coal mine dwellers (every WVU fan).

Bloodfart · « **Reply #7 on:** July 19, 2012, 12:57:28 PM »

I will be conducting a seminar on how to meet new people/it's better to mix blood lines.

pissclams · « **Reply #8 on:** July 19, 2012, 12:59:21 PM »

i read somewhere that only like 3% of the population in west viriginia has internet access. we should bring a couple of laptops and blow their minds by showing them the internet. i doubt they would understand it though.

kind of like those weird african tribes that think you're stealing their souls when you take a picture, it'll just go way over their mullet covered heads.

LickNeckey · « **Reply #9 on:** July 19, 2012, 12:59:26 PM »

Hand out toothbrushes and bottles of water loaded with fluoride.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #10 on:** July 19, 2012, 01:00:53 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on July 19, 2012, 12:59:21 PM

i read somewhere that only like 3% of the population in west viriginia has internet access. we should bring a couple of laptops and blow their minds by showing them the internet. i doubt they would understand it though.

kind of like those weird african tribes that think you're stealing their souls when you take a picture, it'll just go way over their mullet covered heads.

We should show Two Girls One Cup on the jumbotron.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #11 on:** July 19, 2012, 01:01:40 PM »

pissclams · « **Reply #12 on:** July 19, 2012, 01:03:20 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 19, 2012, 01:00:53 PM

Quote from: pissclams on July 19, 2012, 12:59:21 PM
i read somewhere that only like 3% of the population in west viriginia has internet access. we should bring a couple of laptops and blow their minds by showing them the internet. i doubt they would understand it though.

kind of like those weird african tribes that think you're stealing their souls when you take a picture, it'll just go way over their mullet covered heads.

We should show Two Girls One Cup on the jumbotron.

disgusting. i like the jumbotron idea, maybe that carly rae/justin beiber youtube vid?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #13 on:** July 19, 2012, 01:04:04 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 19, 2012, 11:55:17 AM

Should we vaccinate them? Seems like maybe we should.

I put a call into BSIC, check your pms this evening.

LickNeckey · « **Reply #14 on:** July 19, 2012, 01:37:51 PM »

My wife is an RN and says she is willing to donate her time to help vaccinate these poor souls.

I also reached out to a friend who is a dental hygienist. She laughed in my face and said it was a waste of time?

Spaces · « **Reply #15 on:** July 19, 2012, 03:09:27 PM »

Now that WVU is in the Big 12, I'm really excited to go see the "Big House." Always been one of my favorite stadiums in sports. I'll probably ask one of the WVU fans for a little tour in exchange for money/laptops/vaccinations etc.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #16 on:** July 19, 2012, 03:14:08 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on July 19, 2012, 01:04:04 PM

Quote from: steve dave on July 19, 2012, 11:55:17 AM
Should we vaccinate them? Seems like maybe we should.

I put a call into BSIC, check your pms this evening.

I'm totally in favor of giving them all Autism as well.

Spaces · « **Reply #17 on:** July 19, 2012, 03:20:49 PM »

Always loved this tradition! I'll most likely ask one of them how it got started.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #18 on:** July 19, 2012, 04:26:49 PM »

This is a real tough one for me as the ol' blumpster is torn. I love me some trailer trash big uns and West Virginia has got to be stacked with the chunkies that know how to get down in the double-wide. On the other hand...it's West Virginia and you have got to watch out for third world diseases and conditions (black plauge, malaria, no internetz/schools).

I think I'm going to do two things. First, I'm going to raise money for mosquito nets for the double-wide trailers to prevent Malaria. It's the right thing to do. Next, I'm going to educate the West Virgins about not buying dented canned soup to help the Botulism epidemic plauging these Appalachian friends.

Finally...I'm definitely going to eat a Dorritos/Cheetos/Funyuns combo off a WVU chunklord's backside. This mixture (called DoCheapHoes) creates a unique scent all fatties crave.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #19 on:** July 19, 2012, 04:31:19 PM »

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on July 19, 2012, 04:26:49 PM

This is a real tough one for me as the ol' blumpster is torn. I love me some trailer trash big uns and West Virginia has got to be stacked with the chunkies that know how to get down in the double-wide. On the other hand...it's West Virginia and you have got to watch out for third world diseases and conditions (black plauge, malaria, no internetz/schools).

I think I'm going to do two things. First, I'm going to raise money for mosquito nets for the double-wide trailers to prevent Malaria. It's the right thing to do. Next, I'm going to educate the West Virgins about not buying dented canned soup to help the Botulism epidemic plauging these Appalachian friends.

Finally...I'm definitely going to eat a Dorritos/Cheetos/Funyuns combo off a WVU chunklord's backside. This mixture (called DoCheapHoes) creates a unique scent all fatties crave.

Can I just adopt this list of things, sd?

Winters · « **Reply #20 on:** July 19, 2012, 04:52:25 PM »

Pete · « **Reply #21 on:** July 19, 2012, 04:54:51 PM »

I plan on cutting the tails off as many coon skin caps as I can.

CNS · « **Reply #22 on:** July 19, 2012, 05:01:56 PM »

Fire in the hole jokes. etc

Mixed-Nutz · « **Reply #23 on:** July 19, 2012, 06:50:51 PM »

Probably start a Dentures for West Virginia relief fund.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 19, 2012, 07:21:53 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on July 19, 2012, 05:01:56 PM

Fire in the hole jokes. etc

Trim?