Author Topic: Things that should stop, immediately: (Read 4561 times)

PoetWarrior · « **on:** July 16, 2012, 09:56:34 PM »

5. Indifference toward uniforms.

11. Playing Proud of this House.

3. Hiring of caucasian coaches, head or assistant, born before 1970.

21. Believing in tradition.

40. Slothfulness.

19. The band's desire to be culturally significant.

9. Inconsistency in sock type.

12. Undervaluing socks.

32. Believing coaches know best.

26. Recruiting based on attributes unrelated to athleticism.

Perry · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:57:58 PM »

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:59:00 PM »

it's PW season!

slobber · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:59:25 PM »

Quote from: PoetWarrior on July 16, 2012, 09:56:34 PM

5. Indifference toward uniforms.

11. Playing Proud of this House.

3. Hiring of caucasian coaches, head or assistant, born before 1970.

21. Believing in tradition.

40. Slothfulness.

19. The band's desire to be culturally significant.

9. Inconsistency in sock type.

12. Undervaluing socks.

32. Believing coaches know best.

26. Recruiting based on attributes unrelated to athleticism.

I could get behind this list, but I would like to see the entire list prior to signing on.

puniraptor · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:59:26 PM »

Are you drafting a goEMAW constitution?

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:08:40 PM »

Do you really have a list of 1-40+, or are you just randomly assigning numbers to things?

puniraptor · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:09:27 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on July 16, 2012, 10:08:40 PM

Do you really have a list of 1-40+, or are you just randomly assigning numbers to things?

It's not random. It's art.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:11:45 PM »

anyone else curious if #10 and #11 are also sock related?

pissclams · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:13:29 PM »

can't agree more on the sock comments, it's like when shorty left, he took all sock knowledge with him

kim carnes · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:14:32 PM »

i feel like there should be something in there about shoes

DQ12 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:48:12 AM »

it's just a game, man.

KITNfury · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:45:18 AM »

Quote from: kim carnes on July 16, 2012, 10:14:32 PM

i feel like there should be something in there about shoes

Yea, like long cleats for wet Texas turfs.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2012, 05:57:35 AM »

26 reminds me of an interview of Stanbot, who accompanied LHCBS to some type of combine or scouting trip. He said LHCBS placed a premium on athletes with muscular butts. I am not making this up.

Pete · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2012, 07:11:03 AM »

Quote from: kim carnes on July 16, 2012, 10:14:32 PM

i feel like there should be something in there about shoes

13 - 31, bro

treysolid · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2012, 07:12:08 AM »

Quote from: rick daris on July 16, 2012, 10:11:45 PM

anyone else curious if #10 and #11 are also sock related?

wabash909 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 17, 2012, 07:15:33 AM »

Quote from: deputy dawg on July 17, 2012, 05:57:35 AM

26 reminds me of an interview of Stanbot, who accompanied LHCBS to some type of combine or scouting trip. He said LHCBS placed a premium on athletes with muscular butts. I am not making this up.

This is great, but I'm sure the story involved multiple tangential life analogies and the phrases 'wait a minute' and 'guess what, K-State fans' were used repeatedly as well.

PoetWarrior · « **Reply #16 on:** July 17, 2012, 08:52:54 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on July 17, 2012, 12:48:12 AM

it's just a game, man.

"Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for men..."

CNS · « **Reply #17 on:** July 17, 2012, 08:57:32 AM »

What about hiring family? Seems like there could be a limit of one family member allowed on staff or the team, but no more.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #18 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:07:46 AM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on July 17, 2012, 08:57:32 AM

What about hiring family? Seems like there could be a limit of one family member allowed on staff or the team, but no more.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #19 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:10:04 AM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on July 17, 2012, 08:57:32 AM

What about hiring family? Seems like there could be a limit of one family member allowed on staff or the team, but no more.

It's a good rule to have with Bill, but I wouldn't want to shoehorn ourselves into that rule forever. I mean, what if one day we hire Coach Gronk?

unleashthemob · « **Reply #20 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:10:59 PM »

How about OB's heart, what number is that?

PoetWarrior · « **Reply #21 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:37:34 PM »

23. Allowing Tim Fitzgerald to be a part of the game-day radio broadcast.

6. Embracing Kansans or caucasians over better, more deserving players.

48. Cutting recruiting spending.

18. Tailgating that involves alcohol.

41. Allowing coaches to make decisions off the field.

37. The backwards powercat.

1. The idea that K-State must remain in its present state.

8. Treating all players with the same methods.

30. Losing the two good players in the state each year.

22. Believing players choose schools for reasons other than uniforms, style and playing time.

slobber · « **Reply #22 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:39:29 PM »

Quote from: PoetWarrior on July 17, 2012, 09:37:34 PM

23. Allowing Tim Fitzgerald to be a part of the game-day radio broadcast.

6. Embracing Kansans or caucasians over better, more deserving players.

48. Cutting recruiting spending.

18. Tailgating that involves alcohol.

41. Allowing coaches to make decisions off the field.

37. The backwards powercat.

1. The idea that K-State must remain in its present state.

8. Treating all players with the same methods.

30. Losing the two good players in the state each year.

22. Believing players choose schools for reasons other than uniforms, style and playing time.

#18 you lost me here.

Mixed-Nutz · « **Reply #23 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:54:05 PM »

Quote from: PoetWarrior on July 16, 2012, 09:56:34 PM

5. Indifference toward uniforms.
26. Recruiting based on attributes unrelated to athleticism.

What about swag, swag is very important, WE NEED MORE SWAG.

MadCat · « **Reply #24 on:** July 17, 2012, 10:43:39 PM »

I like how these are released in no particular order much like the 16 virtues of wild wildcat football.