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Re: official joel "hambone" jellison welcome thread
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2012, 12:22:37 PM »
So blessed, you guys. I think he likes us!



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Re: official joel "hambone" jellison welcome thread
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2012, 12:49:23 PM »
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Re: official joel "hambone" jellison welcome thread
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2012, 12:57:45 PM »
Registered 8/26/11

Hambone been lurkin'
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Re: official joel "hambone" jellison welcome thread
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2012, 01:25:20 PM »
Wow, this Joel guy is a character, his future wife seems beautiful and smart as well.

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Re: official joel "hambone" jellison welcome thread
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2012, 01:55:01 PM »
Wow, this Joel guy is a character, his future wife seems beautiful and smart as well.

Would you expect anything less from Hambone? With the journalism talent he has, I bet girls were lining up for miles to marry him.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: official joel "hambone" jellison welcome thread
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2012, 02:03:54 PM »
i bet hambone can't DJamer for crap.  period.


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Re: official joel "hambone" jellison welcome thread
« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2012, 02:19:12 PM »
Guys, thanks for the congrats, the well wishes and the hambone hilarity. I'm really looking forward to the new challenges that come with this beat, and excited to see what I can do with it. Thanks again for the warm welcome to the board.

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Re: official joel "hambone" jellison welcome thread
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2012, 02:20:15 PM »
Guys, thanks for the congrats, the well wishes and the hambone hilarity. I'm really looking forward to the new challenges that come with this beat, and excited to see what I can do with it. Thanks again for the warm welcome to the board.
HELLO  :excited:
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Re: official joel "hambone" jellison welcome thread
« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2012, 02:30:29 PM »
Guys, thanks for the congrats, the well wishes and the hambone hilarity. I'm really looking forward to the new challenges that come with this beat, and excited to see what I can do with it. Thanks again for the warm welcome to the board.
HELLO  :excited:

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I look forward to a long future as your anonymous source!

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Re: official joel "hambone" jellison welcome thread
« Reply #34 on: July 17, 2012, 02:34:45 PM »
Guys, thanks for the congrats, the well wishes and the hambone hilarity. I'm really looking forward to the new challenges that come with this beat, and excited to see what I can do with it. Thanks again for the warm welcome to the board.

I welcome your pm's with secret insider rumblings and also your relentless hazing of Kellis.  You are bigger, younger and smarter than him and we don't even need to mention the hair difference.  I mean....

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Re: official joel "hambone" jellison welcome thread
« Reply #35 on: July 17, 2012, 02:36:11 PM »
Guys, thanks for the congrats, the well wishes and the hambone hilarity. I'm really looking forward to the new challenges that come with this beat, and excited to see what I can do with it. Thanks again for the warm welcome to the board.


hambone, i have some questions for you.

1) who, in your opinion, is the most attractive ksu athlete? 

2) what are your thoughts on socks?

3) when you do yoga, do you do it normal, or do you "yoga like abana" (not the poster)

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Re: official joel "hambone" jellison welcome thread
« Reply #36 on: July 17, 2012, 02:39:32 PM »
Guys, thanks for the congrats, the well wishes and the hambone hilarity. I'm really looking forward to the new challenges that come with this beat, and excited to see what I can do with it. Thanks again for the warm welcome to the board.

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: official joel "hambone" jellison welcome thread
« Reply #37 on: July 26, 2012, 04:09:07 PM »
My favorite part so far is that every single hambone article is either about or includes a reference to NCAA Football 2013.

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