Author Topic: official joel "hambone" jellison welcome thread (Read 4429 times)

Dr Rick Daris · « **on:** July 16, 2012, 03:55:01 PM »

welcome to "the beat" joel. we love you already and expect nothing but great things from you. you can do it! we're also here for help, guidance, ideas for scoops that you could get and friendship.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2012, 03:55:49 PM »

'grats, 'bone.

will look you up on the old 'witter and make sure and include you on the monthly newsletter.

puniraptor · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2012, 03:56:49 PM »

I look forward to retweeting any interesting or clever tweets you have for us.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2012, 03:58:08 PM »

You are invited to MOAP3

Pete · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2012, 04:40:35 PM »

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2012, 05:28:40 PM »

Joel Jellison ?@Joel_Jellison
My fiancé thinks this hambone nickname I've been seeing is hilarious

CHONGS · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2012, 05:28:52 PM »

Dude loves dolphins, but you wouldn't think he would.

steve dave · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2012, 05:32:34 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on July 16, 2012, 05:28:52 PM

Dude loves dolphins, but you wouldn't think he would.

you would definitely think it was flippy

steve dave · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2012, 05:32:59 PM »

Also, welcome Joel!

wabash909 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2012, 05:33:56 PM »

Welcome to the purple train, "hambone".

Pete · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2012, 05:47:16 PM »

What do you guys think of when you hear the name "Joel Jellison?"

Me, I think of a news sloothing laser eyed reporter machine who breaks all the recruiting stories and is a loose cannon who cannot be censored or told to be quiet and will always land the story and then posts on goEMAW about the cats.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 16, 2012, 05:48:28 PM »

Joel Jellison sounds like someone who would use his connections to force an assistant coach out just so he could be the first to report it.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #12 on:** July 16, 2012, 05:50:21 PM »

Hambone. Scoops. Joel 'Hambone' McScoops-Jellison.

wabash909 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2012, 06:08:42 PM »

Quote from: Pete on July 16, 2012, 05:47:16 PM

What do you guys think of when you hear the name "Joel Jellison?"

I think of a guy who's primary job is to cover the KSU Cats.

CNS · « **Reply #14 on:** July 16, 2012, 06:28:17 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on July 16, 2012, 05:48:28 PM

Joel Jellison sounds like someone who would use his connections to force an assistant coach out just so he could be the first to report it.

One can hope

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Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #15 on:** July 16, 2012, 07:39:33 PM »

Quote from: the real KKK on July 16, 2012, 05:28:40 PM

Joel Jellison ?@Joel_Jellison
My fiancé thinks this hambone nickname I've been seeing is hilarious

ha! that is soooo hambone.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #16 on:** July 16, 2012, 07:54:49 PM »

Classic h'bone

OK_Cat · « **Reply #17 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:39:53 PM »

you better bet your ass that old man william snyder will give "the bone" all of the good scoops. bill loves salt-of-the-earth type fellas.

slobber · « **Reply #18 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:44:57 PM »

Congratulations Joel!
If you have yet to write LHC Bill Snyder a letter of introduction, I think goEMAW would be able to help with that. Please let us know, as starting off on the right foot is key.
PROTIP- Send letter of introduction in a package of chocolate chip cookies.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #19 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:07:17 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on July 16, 2012, 07:39:33 PM

Quote from: the real KKK on July 16, 2012, 05:28:40 PM
Joel Jellison ?@Joel_Jellison
My fiancé thinks this hambone nickname I've been seeing is hilarious

ha! that is soooo hambone.

Lol, Mrs. hambone is quite a firecracker!

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #20 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:43:27 AM »

Joel "hambone" Jellison

pg

CNS · « **Reply #21 on:** July 17, 2012, 08:59:16 AM »

Quote from: dobber on July 16, 2012, 09:44:57 PM

Congratulations Joel!
If you have yet to write LHC Bill Snyder a letter of introduction, I think goEMAW would be able to help with that. Please let us know, as starting off on the right foot is key.
PROTIP- Send letter of introduction in a package of chocolate chip cookies.

Being real, he should do this. Hand written letter w/ box of high quality cookies and a gift card to Taco Bell. Get in the door, hambone.

Some lawn mower oil and a DQ gift card will do for oscar(like it rough ridin' matters???).

slobber · « **Reply #22 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:01:21 AM »

Webster has probably all ready called Joel and invited him out for chicken nuggets. He will want to get on Joel's good side for the eventual slide of MBB at KSU.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #23 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:13:08 AM »

So blessed, you guys. I think he likes us!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #24 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:25:32 AM »

Quote from: the real KKK on July 17, 2012, 09:13:08 AM

So blessed, you guys. I think he likes us!

hambone never sleeps when he is out scoop hunting.