Author Topic: Alabama: Cat fights, assault, civil suits, litigation (Read 4274 times)

sonofdaxjones · « **on:** July 12, 2012, 07:54:18 AM »

K-State: Marriage proposals during media time outs.

We can never have nice things.

http://outkickthecoverage.com/nick-sabans-daughter-kristen-accused-of-sorority-catfight-beatdown.php

Trim · « **Reply #1 on:** July 12, 2012, 08:00:50 AM »

BV?

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #2 on:** July 12, 2012, 08:01:49 AM »

Quote from: Trim on July 12, 2012, 08:00:50 AM

BV?

wes mantooth · « **Reply #3 on:** July 12, 2012, 08:04:23 AM »

So blessed?

deputy dawg · « **Reply #4 on:** July 12, 2012, 08:53:51 AM »

Kristen Saban is the one in the middle. Do I have to do everything? Sheesh, you know any type of catfight thread isn't complete without at least a pic of one or more of the participants.

BTW, pic is representative of obesity epidemic in the southern states.

kstate16 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 12, 2012, 09:08:06 AM »

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #6 on:** July 12, 2012, 09:09:49 AM »

What do you know...a coach has a crazy rough ridin' daughter. Who would have thought?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #7 on:** July 12, 2012, 09:41:18 AM »

BV wouldn't hit that.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #8 on:** July 12, 2012, 09:46:41 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on July 12, 2012, 09:41:18 AM

BV wouldn't hit that.

I'm betting she has an ample supply of coke.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #9 on:** July 12, 2012, 09:49:19 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on July 12, 2012, 09:41:18 AM

BV wouldn't hit that.

I bet he's all bragging to his frat bros that girls beat each other up over him...

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #10 on:** July 12, 2012, 09:53:48 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on July 12, 2012, 09:41:18 AM

BV wouldn't hit that.

Should, the crazy ones are the best (for the hitting of the that).

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #11 on:** July 12, 2012, 09:58:28 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 12, 2012, 09:53:48 AM

Quote from: Limestone on July 12, 2012, 09:41:18 AM
BV wouldn't hit that.

Should, the crazy ones are the best (for the hitting of the that).

They aren't so good after the hitting is through, though.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #12 on:** July 12, 2012, 09:59:23 AM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 12, 2012, 09:58:28 AM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 12, 2012, 09:53:48 AM
Quote from: Limestone on July 12, 2012, 09:41:18 AM
BV wouldn't hit that.

Should, the crazy ones are the best (for the hitting of the that).

They aren't so good after the hitting is through, though.

Well ya. The first feeling after ejaculation is always regret.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #13 on:** July 12, 2012, 10:01:23 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 12, 2012, 09:59:23 AM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 12, 2012, 09:58:28 AM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 12, 2012, 09:53:48 AM
Quote from: Limestone on July 12, 2012, 09:41:18 AM
BV wouldn't hit that.

Should, the crazy ones are the best (for the hitting of the that).

They aren't so good after the hitting is through, though.

Well ya. The first feeling after ejaculation is always regret.

regret followed by strange phone calls followed by tons of random chance meetings followed by violent outbursts followed by a restraining order

Brock Landers · « **Reply #14 on:** July 12, 2012, 10:09:22 AM »

Did she chant "SEC SEC SEC" after delivering the beatdown?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2012, 10:10:27 AM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on July 12, 2012, 10:09:22 AM

Did she chant "SEC SEC SEC" after delivering the beatdown?

No. Her sisters chanted it during the beatdown, and the bleeding girl went ahead and chanted it on the way to the hospital, though.

MadCat · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2012, 10:59:11 AM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 12, 2012, 10:10:27 AM

Quote from: Brock Landers on July 12, 2012, 10:09:22 AM
Did she chant "SEC SEC SEC" after delivering the beatdown?

No. Her sisters chanted it during the beatdown, and the bleeding girl went ahead and chanted it on the way to the hospital, though.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #17 on:** July 12, 2012, 11:47:49 AM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 12, 2012, 10:01:23 AM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 12, 2012, 09:59:23 AM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 12, 2012, 09:58:28 AM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 12, 2012, 09:53:48 AM
Quote from: Limestone on July 12, 2012, 09:41:18 AM
BV wouldn't hit that.

Should, the crazy ones are the best (for the hitting of the that).

They aren't so good after the hitting is through, though.

Well ya. The first feeling after ejaculation is always regret.

regret followed by strange phone calls followed by tons of random chance meetings followed by violent outbursts followed by a restraining order

Wow. Awesome synopsis of banging crazy women.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #18 on:** July 12, 2012, 02:17:08 PM »

Rumblings that BV is this Alabama football player. I bet he's still running sprints for boning Nick's daughter.

http://www.rolltide.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/vogler_brian00.html

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #19 on:** July 12, 2012, 02:18:53 PM »

Quote from: BeanTownKat on July 12, 2012, 02:17:08 PM

Rumblings that BV is this Alabama football player. I bet he's still running sprints for boning Nick's daughter.

http://www.rolltide.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/vogler_brian00.html

He looks like Alex Hrebec's brother or cousin, but he does have a nice set of teeth, and that goes a long way in Alabama.

eastcat · « **Reply #20 on:** July 12, 2012, 03:00:22 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on July 12, 2012, 10:09:22 AM

Did she chant "SEC SEC SEC" after delivering the beatdown?

I enjoyed reading this post.

-eastcat

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #21 on:** July 12, 2012, 07:23:17 PM »

If you wouldn't give it to Saban's daughter, you're lying.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #22 on:** July 12, 2012, 07:57:38 PM »

Quote

57. The physician diagnosed Sarah with an elbow contusion, a
concussion, cervical strain, and headache. Later, Sarah would be diagnosed with
a deviated septum.

What?

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #23 on:** July 12, 2012, 08:00:44 PM »

Quote from: TheHamburglar on July 12, 2012, 07:57:38 PM

Quote
57. The physician diagnosed Sarah with an elbow contusion, a
concussion, cervical strain, and headache. Later, Sarah would be diagnosed with
a deviated septum.

What?

That means neck, not cervix.

MadCat · « **Reply #24 on:** July 12, 2012, 09:08:28 PM »

$!#* punt