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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2012, 09:59:22 AM »
Fanning, did you get that Hummer* we talked about? When I'm super depressed I just go to Hertz and rent an H3 for the day. Then I Yahoo! Map all of the highways near me to find which ones have a decent traffic density and I drive really fast, like 100+ mph down those highways and run people off the road until I realize that my day can't possibly be as shitty as theirs.

*Could also be slang for fellatio, which would also cheer me up

This actually sounds like a great idea

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2012, 10:07:09 AM »
fanning, maybe you  just need a good cry.

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2012, 10:10:37 AM »
Microwave a tony's frozen pizza and roll it up like a burrito and eat it

before you roll it up, slather a little bit of gates hot & spicy in the middle of the pizza on top of the cheese.  be careful not too much.


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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2012, 10:12:05 AM »


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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2012, 10:12:14 AM »
Fanning, why are you feeling blue? That will affect my answer.

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2012, 11:05:37 AM »
Fanning, why are you feeling blue? That will affect my answer.

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2012, 11:06:16 AM »
Fanning, why are you feeling blue? That will affect my answer.
My opening post. Off season, wreck----->financials, family stuff, and work----->New boss. These are great btw.

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #32 on: July 12, 2012, 11:10:04 AM »
eat spicy food

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #33 on: July 12, 2012, 11:10:58 AM »
family stuff

I talked to EMAWgeddon earlier today.  It's this (assuming fanning is now using the term "family" for the boy).

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #34 on: July 12, 2012, 11:15:14 AM »
family stuff

I talked to EMAWgeddon earlier today.  It's this (assuming fanning is now using the term "family" for the boy).

That's a big step for fanning. I remember not too long ago he didn't think it was even his kid!! This is exciting  :popcorn:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #35 on: July 12, 2012, 11:16:10 AM »
go outside and do this at a busy intersection: :emawkid:

there's a guy that does this in my hometown and everyone either loves him or thinks he's on cocaine.

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #36 on: July 12, 2012, 11:21:26 AM »
eat spicy food

I like this idea.  Try this, go to some Thai place, ask for extra spicy, sweat/burn the sorrow away, ... , profit. :thumbs:
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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #37 on: July 12, 2012, 11:21:34 AM »
go outside and do this at a busy intersection: :emawkid:

there's a guy that does this in my hometown and everyone either loves him or thinks he's on cocaine.
I think he is on cocaine, but I love him. (I don't know what town it is, I am only going by the description you provided.)

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #38 on: July 12, 2012, 11:26:40 AM »
go to a part of town you've never been to and check it out.  maybe go into an eatery or bar and chat up the bartender/staff about the area. 

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #39 on: July 12, 2012, 11:37:25 AM »
Apply for a new job in a different field.  Something you would rather do, if the job is a prob.  You are young enough and more importantly free enough of responsibility to try out a change in fields. 

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #40 on: July 12, 2012, 11:38:03 AM »
 :jerk: ... works every time ....
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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #41 on: July 12, 2012, 11:40:50 AM »
order a large pizza and just go to town on it

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #42 on: July 12, 2012, 01:09:52 PM »
order a large pizza and just go to town on it

do this at the tail end of your getting wrecked and listening to gnr thing, imo
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #43 on: July 12, 2012, 01:21:48 PM »
I read fanningstuff.

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #44 on: July 12, 2012, 01:34:43 PM »
Fifth of scotch and Ethel Merman greatest hits CD.  You will be feeling better in no time....or black out drunk.  Either way it is a win-win.
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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #46 on: July 12, 2012, 01:49:43 PM »
Black hooker. Always changes your luck for the better.

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #47 on: July 12, 2012, 01:57:33 PM »
My opening post. Off season, wreck----->financials, family stuff, and work----->New boss.

the easiest thing for you to do is to just get comfortable with the fact that these things will never change and will be with you your entire life.  sure there are pockets of time when everything is great and you're on top of the proverbial kathead, but it will always come crashing down around you.  ying and the yang.  everyone deals with crap like this.  accept it, and move on.


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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #48 on: July 12, 2012, 02:23:27 PM »
Quit your job and move to a city with adequate public transportation. Sorry for not reading the OP.

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Re: What do you do to pick yourself up?
« Reply #49 on: July 12, 2012, 02:46:18 PM »
family stuff

I talked to EMAWgeddon earlier today.  It's this (assuming fanning is now using the term "family" for the boy).

Well, Fanning should just bite the bullet and meet his son. He is sure to feel better about this whole situation after that.