Author Topic: food look a likes (Read 4687 times)

Dr Rick Daris · « **on:** July 10, 2012, 08:34:04 PM »

so i just ate some kroger brand equivalent of doritos. they are much worse. why? i mean, we can clone sheep but we can't rough ridin' recreate a dorito. jfc human race.

kim carnes · « **Reply #1 on:** July 10, 2012, 08:35:19 PM »

we can clone doritos, daris

puniraptor · « **Reply #2 on:** July 10, 2012, 08:36:01 PM »

Cocoa Dino bites are superior to cocoa pebbles. Clones sometimes win.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #3 on:** July 10, 2012, 08:37:39 PM »

Quote from: kim carnes on July 10, 2012, 08:35:19 PM

we can clone doritos, daris

link?

kim carnes · « **Reply #4 on:** July 10, 2012, 08:39:20 PM »

we can, we just don't. next question.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #5 on:** July 10, 2012, 08:39:57 PM »

bread and butter pickles vs dill. I mean, why?

hemmy · « **Reply #6 on:** July 10, 2012, 08:39:59 PM »

Cereal is a bag is much worse than the cereal in a box.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #7 on:** July 10, 2012, 08:42:45 PM »

Quote from: kim carnes on July 10, 2012, 08:39:20 PM

we can, we just don't. next question.

1)where is the proof that we can?
2)why don't we?

kim carnes · « **Reply #8 on:** July 10, 2012, 08:44:21 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on July 10, 2012, 08:42:45 PM

Quote from: kim carnes on July 10, 2012, 08:39:20 PM
we can, we just don't. next question.

1)where is the proof that we can?
2)why don't we?

because of intellectual food property. look it up.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #9 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:07:37 PM »

Quote from: kim carnes on July 10, 2012, 08:44:21 PM

Quote from: rick daris on July 10, 2012, 08:42:45 PM
Quote from: kim carnes on July 10, 2012, 08:39:20 PM
we can, we just don't. next question.

1)where is the proof that we can?
2)why don't we?

because of intellectual food property. look it up.

look... i've forgot more about intellectual food property than you've ever known. sorry. those are the facts though. sorry you made an outrageous boast and can't back it up with facts and look like a dumbass, truly i am.

CHONGS · « **Reply #10 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:11:15 PM »

i used to like doritos, but i don't as much anymore

i think I would like some of the new flavors though

on topic:

generic flav-o-ice is not very good

kim carnes · « **Reply #11 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:19:32 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on July 10, 2012, 09:07:37 PM

Quote from: kim carnes on July 10, 2012, 08:44:21 PM
Quote from: rick daris on July 10, 2012, 08:42:45 PM
Quote from: kim carnes on July 10, 2012, 08:39:20 PM
we can, we just don't. next question.

1)where is the proof that we can?
2)why don't we?

because of intellectual food property. look it up.

look... i've forgot more about intellectual food property than you've ever known. sorry. those are the facts though. sorry you made an outrageous boast and can't back it up with facts and look like a dumbass, truly i am.

look rick, i hate to break it to you, but there is no such thing as intellectual food property, i made it up. i call that a bait and switch.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:20:33 PM »

Feta cheese and queso fresco. Don't mix those two up.

Cire · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:35:24 PM »

cucumbers and zucchini Watch out for that one.

CHONGS · « **Reply #14 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:36:47 PM »

Quote from: Cire on July 10, 2012, 09:35:24 PM

cucumbers and zucchini Watch out for that one.

yep and apples and tomatoes for all you other dumbasses out there

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #15 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:39:32 PM »

Pumpkin in a can isn't pumpkin pie filling

p1k3 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:42:06 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on July 10, 2012, 09:07:37 PM

Quote from: kim carnes on July 10, 2012, 08:44:21 PM
Quote from: rick daris on July 10, 2012, 08:42:45 PM
Quote from: kim carnes on July 10, 2012, 08:39:20 PM
we can, we just don't. next question.

1)where is the proof that we can?
2)why don't we?

because of intellectual food property. look it up.

look... i've forgot more about intellectual food property than you've ever known. sorry. those are the facts though. sorry you made an outrageous boast and can't back it up with facts and look like a dumbass, truly i am.

Doritos are so bad they have to put all those nasty high calorie seasonings on them. Its a fraud

_33 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:51:09 PM »

Have you guys tried Doritos toasted corn flavored chips. They are just plain tortilla chips. Don't be fooled. They don't have toasted corn seasoning on them.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #18 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:59:51 PM »

what about if you're really far from some corn and maybe you don't have you contacts in or something and then you put them in or get closer to the corn and you realize that they are those vomit inducing mini corns that come in certain asian dishes. oh crap, just tell me you don't want to punch somebody if that happens.

michigancat · « **Reply #19 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:10:33 PM »

Aldi has the best knockoff products. Were they Aldi doritos?

puniraptor · « **Reply #20 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:15:29 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on July 10, 2012, 09:59:51 PM

what about if you're really far from some corn and maybe you don't have you contacts in or something and then you put them in or get closer to the corn and you realize that they are those vomit inducing mini corns that come in certain asian dishes. oh crap, just tell me you don't want to punch somebody if that happens.

lol minicorn#life

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #21 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:16:17 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on July 10, 2012, 10:10:33 PM

Aldi has the best knockoff products. Were they Aldi doritos?

no. kroger/dillons/etc.

i mean, i ate them and all but man. why just why, ya know? put your focus somewhere else if you're going to halfass it that bad kroger/dillons/etc.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #22 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:19:10 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on July 10, 2012, 10:10:33 PM

Aldi has the best knockoff products. Were they Aldi doritos?

yes and its not even close.. there hummus to die for! literally I would kill for it

puniraptor · « **Reply #23 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:21:26 PM »

Salt looks like sugar. ever put salt on your cheerios when you intended to put sugar? If not, let me tell you it is the worst.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #24 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:26:39 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on July 10, 2012, 08:39:57 PM

bread and butter pickles vs dill. I mean, why?

really this is the best though saul. there is no reason other than the fact that some guy a hundred years ago named joseph bread teamed up with his cousin alfred butter and they together decided to make an inferior pickle and push it on the public. aside from that i mean no, just no. it makes no sense.