Mine are from older movies and such.
When being rushed to do something I don't want to do: "We got our own lives to live, like, we ain't had breakfast yet."
When I have to go old school on someone: "Make me an Old Fashioned the old fashioned way, the way dear old Dad used to do it."
When I settle up a bet I lost: "And that should cover everything, including the emancipation of women."
Pretty much multiple scenarios: "You look like the vermin-ridden son of a bitch you are."
Seeing a hot girl: "How'd you like to sink your teeth in that, develop lock-jaw, and get dragged to death?"