Went over to the parents for dinner tonight, some highlights
1. My dad was telling me about how he read an article about how vaping was bad so I asked him if he had ever considered vaping his snake venom. "No, vaping wouldnt work, you have to inject it" I asked why you had to inject it and he said "Science"
2. I asked him how he knows when its time for another injection and he said "Whenever I start getting cranky, usually around 21 days"
3. We spent about 30 minutes looking up who has gotten the most crop subsidies around the farm and debating whether or not they had enough land to marry my sister (Inside joke for like 15 years where he tells my sister about some bachelor farmer with land in WKS who is looking for a wife)
4. His name popped up in the subsidy search for the first time and he was really proud of it.
5. I asked him about trumps claims that windmills cause cancer and told me it was fake news and asked for a source...I performed a quick google search and played the clip where trump said they cause cancer...he said it wasnt turned up loud enough and he didnt hear it.
6. He was talking about running for office as a county commissioner but can't now unless he changed his address to the farm.