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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #375 on: July 28, 2019, 05:33:52 PM »
I hope underage means like 14, but regardless your dad is an absolute legend.
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #376 on: July 28, 2019, 05:44:39 PM »
The legal drinking age for 3.2 beer was 18 then but my mom said he was "definitely underage and happy he got a pitcher of margs"

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #377 on: July 28, 2019, 07:11:08 PM »
Your dad is a hero.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #378 on: July 28, 2019, 07:32:27 PM »
The kicker is my parents never go to sporting events and maybe watch half of all kstate fball/bball games on TV at most. I never went to a game at BSFS or the OOD until I was in school.

He was just in in for the hustle.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #379 on: August 20, 2019, 10:32:03 AM »
My parents are currently in NV and apparently my Dad is pretty worried about getting busted by the feds for running bets.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #380 on: August 20, 2019, 10:39:10 AM »
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #381 on: August 20, 2019, 10:40:45 AM »
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #382 on: August 20, 2019, 10:41:32 AM »
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #383 on: August 20, 2019, 10:42:05 AM »
is your dad wanting you to swing by Nevada for an in person visit, or he wants you to swing by Nevada to place the damn bet yourself?

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #384 on: August 20, 2019, 11:43:23 AM »
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #385 on: August 20, 2019, 12:12:39 PM »
Just send him the $$ in Bitcoin, the feds won’t be able to track it.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #386 on: August 22, 2019, 08:45:52 AM »
is your dad wanting you to swing by Nevada for an in person visit, or he wants you to swing by Nevada to place the damn bet yourself?

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #387 on: August 22, 2019, 10:07:20 AM »
I feel like if we compiled all of BenJi's posts and sent them to Joe Rogan we could get his dad on the podcast.  it might break youtube.  Eddie Bravo would probably never leave your dad's side.  Would be incredible.
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #388 on: August 30, 2019, 09:26:53 PM »
Went over to the parents for dinner tonight, some highlights

1. My dad was telling me about how he read an article about how vaping was bad so I asked him if he had ever considered vaping his snake venom. "No, vaping wouldnt work, you have to inject it" I asked why you had to inject it and he said "Science"

2. I asked him how he knows when its time for another injection and he said "Whenever I start getting cranky, usually around 21 days"

3. We spent about 30 minutes looking up who has gotten the most crop subsidies around the farm and debating whether or not they had enough land to marry my sister (Inside joke for like 15 years where he tells my sister about some bachelor farmer with land in WKS who is looking for a wife)

4. His name popped up in the subsidy search for the first time and he was really proud of it.

5. I asked him about trumps claims that windmills cause cancer and told me it was fake news and asked for a source...I performed a quick google search and played the clip where trump said they cause cancer...he said it wasnt turned up loud enough and he didnt hear it.  :ROFL:

6. He was talking about running for office as a county commissioner but can't now unless he changed his address to the farm.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #389 on: August 30, 2019, 11:11:15 PM »
So we’re just going to skip over that ben ji asked his dad “are we cousins?” obviously talking about the Washburn football player and his dad replied “No. You are my child”?
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