Help AbeFroman/fanning find a new/used car

[Trim]

I just got crushed this week (See master dating thread). Anything you say about a girl I'm looking fwd to taking to the game is going to be over the top ( in my mind). It's science, dork.

Your mind is a horrible reader.

[EMAWmeister]

Protip: girls who drive VW bugs (especially yellow) are crazy as balls.

Keep that in mind fanning, in your pursuit of willesgirl

[8manpick]

What in the eff happened in here last night? My goodness.

[420seriouscat69]

What in the eff happened in here last night? My goodness.

Trim gonna Trim. Fanning gonna fanning.

[Trim]

What in the eff happened in here last night? My goodness.

I caught fanning in a lie Sunday, and I finally caught up on parts of the board last night to find this thread to tell him about it.  The integrity of the #fanningbrag is forever tarnished. 

I'm also certain that kid is his now.

[420seriouscat69]

  uh oh. did I strike a nerve, trim? you can't censor this, dork.

[Saulbadguy]

It's a 99 Nissan Sentra, fanning. 167k miles.

[Trim]

uh oh. did I strike a nerve, trim? you can't censor this, dork.

Post whatever you've got showing that she sought you out on facebook and "friended" you because she just had to meet the SuperEMAW she'd seen on the news.  Maybe she's the liar. 

[Trim]

uh oh. did I strike a nerve, trim? you can't censor this, dork.

Post whatever you've got showing that she sought you out on facebook and "friended" you because she just had to meet the SuperEMAW she'd seen on the news.  Maybe she's the liar. 

Is there such a thing as a #fillybrag?

[420seriouscat69]

Yeah. A lot of grey areas in this story. She followed me on twitter first. I'd post the comment about the news thing, the timing of the "friending", etc. But it's been a year since the filly thread and I'd like to think I learned something. Sorry, Trim. Try harder.

[Willesgirl]

Protip: girls who drive VW bugs (especially yellow) are crazy as balls.

Keep that in mind fanning, in your pursuit of willesgirl

FTR, I am above the diagonal line on Barney Stinson's crazy-hot scale.

But who cares about that? This internet fight is WAAAY better than the one I'll be watching later today IRL. (It involves a doll house my grandmother bought my mother and one of her sisters got a hair brush and somehow Christmas dinner always devolves into this fight about who grandma loves more. It's tradition.)

So, yeah. I pick this fight, because I know my mother, aunts and grandmother won't be crying at the end of it. Let's hear more about this kid, Fanning. I have low-bro code IQ, but Trim, I'm pretty sure talking smack about your (Internet???) friend to a chick he likes breaks some rule somewhere. More about that, too.

 

[Trim]

Yeah. A lot of grey areas in this story. She followed me on twitter first. I'd post the comment about the news thing, the timing of the "friending", etc. But it's been a year since the filly thread and I'd like to think I learned something. Sorry, Trim. Try harder.

Well, you don't necessarily have to post it.  I mean, there's emails and PMs and all that. 

If the #fanningbrags are all made up, you should make them better, imo.

[420seriouscat69]

goEMAW likes to start rumors on Fanning (easy target, I always go along with it). One of the best bbs'rs of our time (emawgeddon) is great at striking a cord on these. She has made up such elaborate stories as: "fanning screwed a married chick by saying he's the sole owner of goEMAW, fanning had sex with my friend and she had a kid, etc." Now our good boy trim is trying to dissect something that was pretty simple to start with.

[Trim]

I have low-bro code IQ, but Trim, I'm pretty sure talking smack about your (Internet???) friend to a chick he likes breaks some rule somewhere.

No bros, smack, code, etc.  Just an opportunity to observe the girl talk that we always speculate must be happening in reaction to one of fanning's episodes.

[420seriouscat69]

Trim, when I get home, and pm you the info. I want an apology. I'm serious. I've been your guys punching bag for close to two years now (cause it's fun for the board), but I'm putting my foot down on this one.

[Trim]

goEMAW likes to start rumors on Fanning (easy target, I always go along with it). One of the best bbs'rs of our time (emawgeddon) is great at striking a cord on these. She has made up such elaborate stories as: "fanning screwed a married chick by saying he's the sole owner of goEMAW, fanning had sex with my friend and she had a kid, etc." Now our good boy trim is trying to dissect something that was pretty simple to start with.

Not a single reason to doubt either event.  Hope the boy's got plenty of male figures around making this a good Christmas this year.

[Trim]

Trim, when I get home, and pm you the info. I want an apology. I'm serious. I've been your guys punching bag for close to two years now (cause it's fun for the board), but I'm putting my foot down on this one.

CAN'T WAIT

[420seriouscat69]

Also, what is "IT"? I mean there are plenty of retards on this board, but why am I the one you've sought out? It's sooo weird. It doesn't make sense in my head.

[Trim]

Also, what is "IT"?

Saul's department.

[Trim]

Also, what is "IT"? I mean there are plenty of retards on this board, but why am I the one you've sought out? It's sooo weird. It doesn't make sense in my head.

Just kidding,  

You're the one who even when I'm gone for weeks, I can routinely come back and find "fanning has meltdown" threads featuring fanning meltdowns.  But mainly, the #fanningbrags and #fanningstuff that you do all on your own, both within and outside of goEMAW.  Like I said on your voicemail way back when, you're like a real-life sock.  Until The Ed started coming here, we had nothing like you.  So you are were one-of-a-kind, and you'll always have a place to freak out here!

[Kat Kid]

Trim regularly makes insider references that I think only he understands.

You should've came to Wichita for Christmas!

Your mom's lasagna.

[Trim]

It doesn't make sense in my head.

Also, make this part of your sig.

[Trim]

Trim regularly makes insider references that I think only he understands.

You should've came to Wichita for Christmas!

Your mom's lasagna.

 

Not related to the fanning stuff on Sunday, did you see The Ed making moves on those same girls, and earning a promise of home-cooked lasagna dinner from one?

[420seriouscat69]

Good to know. Have a good one. Merry Christmas you guise.

[Kat Kid]

Trim regularly makes insider references that I think only he understands.

You should've came to Wichita for Christmas!

Your mom's lasagna.

 

Not related to the fanning stuff on Sunday, did you see The Ed making moves on those same girls, and earning a promise of home-cooked lasagna dinner from one?

No idea here.