Fanning, you are awesome and deserve good things. Eventually, those endorphins are going kick in from the two-hour workouts and you'll feel great.
Abe, I'm NOT suggesting you buy a used VW. You'd look silly in my car (probably). If I were you -- or what I imagine you to be -- I'd buy a kick-ass crossover with a bike rack on top, preferably one that you can get for less than $20k, which means used. I like this one:
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