HORRORSURPRISE!

[Dugout DickStone]

WTF is this crap? Not a good way to start the day after our country's bday. Sams, it's fanning, I love you! This should be enough for you to stay, call me, maybe. -fanning

FYP

[EllToPay]

WTF is this crap? Not a good way to start the day after our country's bday. Sams, it's fanning, I love you! This should be enough for you to stay, call me. -fanning

This is a great oppy for you Fanning to prove your Merc worthy. Get to the bottom of this and methinks you'll have this job locked down.

 

[catzacker]

I'll assume a few of things:

 - they aren't practicing (other than maybe their "voluntary" 7 on 7 or QB/WR drills?  maybe not even those if Vaughn/Currie had anything to say about them)
 - the coaching staff hasn't asked Sams to move to another position, they've just given some type of indication (based on those 7 on 7 drills?) that Bender is the #2...as of now.
 - Sams didn't like that and was pissed about this and is doing some pouting.

I assume that the staff hasn't told Sams they want him to switch.  I mean, even for Snyds and Co, I can't imagine that they would be that absurdly f*cking stupid to look at what their roster/depth will look like at QB after this year and say "hey, let's take our 1st or 2nd most talented QB we have and move him to WR". 

If by some weird miracle, we signed kincaid (which is doubtful, but a kid can dream) and NEXT year at this time we asked Sams to move, then fine.  But now?  It'd be dumber than wasting a scholarship on a relative who doesn't deserve one.

[Panjandrum]

I'll assume a few of things:

 - they aren't practicing (other than maybe their "voluntary" 7 on 7 or QB/WR drills?  maybe not even those if Vaughn/Currie had anything to say about them)
 - the coaching staff hasn't asked Sams to move to another position, they've just given some type of indication (based on those 7 on 7 drills?) that Bender is the #2...as of now.
 - Sams didn't like that and was pissed about this and is doing some pouting.

I assume that the staff hasn't told Sams they want him to switch.  I mean, even for Snyds and Co, I can't imagine that they would be that absurdly f*cking stupid to look at what their roster/depth will look like at QB after this year and say "hey, let's take our 1st or 2nd most talented QB we have and move him to WR". 

If by some weird miracle, we signed kincaid (which is doubtful, but a kid can dream) and NEXT year at this time we asked Sams to move, then fine.  But now?  It'd be dumber than wasting a scholarship on a relative who doesn't deserve one.

Agreed on all counts.

Or maybe they're saying, "Well, you won't get on the field much this year at QB, so let's try running some routes to get you on the field, but in the meantime, we'll have Bender take the #2 snaps so you can get more reps at WR," and he's upset about it.

[Dugout DickStone]

I'll assume a few of things:

 - they aren't practicing (other than maybe their "voluntary" 7 on 7 or QB/WR drills?  maybe not even those if Vaughn/Currie had anything to say about them)
 - the coaching staff hasn't asked Sams to move to another position, they've just given some type of indication (based on those 7 on 7 drills?) that Bender is the #2...as of now.
 - Sams didn't like that and was pissed about this and is doing some pouting.

I assume that the staff hasn't told Sams they want him to switch.  I mean, even for Snyds and Co, I can't imagine that they would be that absurdly f*cking stupid to look at what their roster/depth will look like at QB after this year and say "hey, let's take our 1st or 2nd most talented QB we have and move him to WR". 

If by some weird miracle, we signed kincaid (which is doubtful, but a kid can dream) and NEXT year at this time we asked Sams to move, then fine.  But now?  It'd be dumber than wasting a scholarship on a relative who doesn't deserve one.

More importantly, forcing a position change on a stud who you recruited by promising they could stay at their chosen position would be recruiting suicide.  Even worse than we already recruit.

[WildcatNkilt]

I'll assume a few of things:

 - they aren't practicing (other than maybe their "voluntary" 7 on 7 or QB/WR drills?  maybe not even those if Vaughn/Currie had anything to say about them)
 - the coaching staff hasn't asked Sams to move to another position, they've just given some type of indication (based on those 7 on 7 drills?) that Bender is the #2...as of now.
 - Sams didn't like that and was pissed about this and is doing some pouting.

I assume that the staff hasn't told Sams they want him to switch.  I mean, even for Snyds and Co, I can't imagine that they would be that absurdly f*cking stupid to look at what their roster/depth will look like at QB after this year and say "hey, let's take our 1st or 2nd most talented QB we have and move him to WR". 

If by some weird miracle, we signed kincaid (which is doubtful, but a kid can dream) and NEXT year at this time we asked Sams to move, then fine.  But now?  It'd be dumber than wasting a scholarship on a relative who doesn't deserve one.

More importantly, forcing a position change on a stud who you recruited by promising they could stay at their chosen position would be recruiting suicide.  Even worse than we already recruit.

Kind of like shooting yourself in the prosthetic. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

WTF is this crap? Not a good way to start the day after our country's bday. Sams, it's fanning, I love you! This should be enough for you to stay, call me, maybe. -fanning

FYP

sams,

the teams just misses you.
stop acting crazy.
here's my number.

call me,
fanning

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Kind of like shooting yourself in the prosthetic.

Incredible. 

[Kat Kid]

Hey guys, maybe Sams isn't having fun times during the slow summer months.  One thing that my mom taught me about is that at work her and a few other people that are really fun have a small ad-hoc committee called the "cheer squad."  Now this was not a bunch of cheerleaders (LOL no!) but instead it was a group of fun-loving people that would work to cheer up people in their time of need.  Maybe they had just lost a loved one, perhaps they were having a frustrating time at work or maybe they themselves had just been given a diagnosis of 3rd degree butthurt.  Whatever the circumstances, they would come in during a lull in the work day (pretty much any time) and would blast a song that is fun to dance to.  They would have some balloons and wigs and hulla hoops and grass skirts (always have at least one guy with a grass skirt/coconut top combo!) and they would party for the 3 and a half minutes or whatever to cheer the person up.

What do you think about this?  Maybe Mr. Sams just needs a little cheer squad in his life!

[Dugout DickStone]

Hey guys, maybe Sams isn't having fun times during the slow summer months.  One thing that my mom taught me about is that at work her and a few other people that are really fun have a small ad-hoc committee called the "cheer squad."  Now this was not a bunch of cheerleaders (LOL no!) but instead it was a group of fun-loving people that would work to cheer up people in their time of need.  Maybe they had just lost a loved one, perhaps they were having a frustrating time at work or maybe they themselves had just been given a diagnosis of 3rd degree butthurt.  Whatever the circumstances, they would come in during a lull in the work day (pretty much any time) and would blast a song that is fun to dance to.  They would have some balloons and wigs and hulla hoops and grass skirts (always have at least one guy with a grass skirt/coconut top combo!) and they would party for the 3 and a half minutes or whatever to cheer the person up.

What do you think about this?  Maybe Mr. Sams just needs a little cheer squad in his life!

Sign me up.

[Trim]

Hey guys, maybe Sams isn't having fun times during the slow summer months.  One thing that my mom taught me about is that at work her and a few other people that are really fun have a small ad-hoc committee called the "cheer squad."  Now this was not a bunch of cheerleaders (LOL no!) but instead it was a group of fun-loving people that would work to cheer up people in their time of need.  Maybe they had just lost a loved one, perhaps they were having a frustrating time at work or maybe they themselves had just been given a diagnosis of 3rd degree butthurt.  Whatever the circumstances, they would come in during a lull in the work day (pretty much any time) and would blast a song that is fun to dance to.  They would have some balloons and wigs and hulla hoops and grass skirts (always have at least one guy with a grass skirt/coconut top combo!) and they would party for the 3 and a half minutes or whatever to cheer the person up.

What do you think about this?  Maybe Mr. Sams just needs a little cheer squad in his life!

I foresee a Sams twitpic about white girls happening.

[EllToPay]

has CanConfirm just wiped CaptainCrap off the face of this bbs? because i could use a healthy dose of a patronizing 'be patient' right about now.

[puniraptor]

Hey guys, maybe Sams isn't having fun times during the slow summer months.  One thing that my mom taught me about is that at work her and a few other people that are really fun have a small ad-hoc committee called the "cheer squad."  Now this was not a bunch of cheerleaders (LOL no!) but instead it was a group of fun-loving people that would work to cheer up people in their time of need.  Maybe they had just lost a loved one, perhaps they were having a frustrating time at work or maybe they themselves had just been given a diagnosis of 3rd degree butthurt.  Whatever the circumstances, they would come in during a lull in the work day (pretty much any time) and would blast a song that is fun to dance to.  They would have some balloons and wigs and hulla hoops and grass skirts (always have at least one guy with a grass skirt/coconut top combo!) and they would party for the 3 and a half minutes or whatever to cheer the person up.

What do you think about this?  Maybe Mr. Sams just needs a little cheer squad in his life!

This post would be a real difference-maker in the "crying at work" thread.

[steve dave]

has CanConfirm just wiped CaptainCrap off the face of this bbs? because i could use a healthy dose of a patronizing 'be patient' right about now.

yeah, he was in this thread earlier too.... 

[MadCat]

He could take the crap-talking on Currie but drew the line at the cc namesake. 

[EMAWesome]

Who is this 'Sams' guy ya'll talking about?

 

[slobber]

You can give me hell for cutting and pasting my own post from a different thread, but god dammit, I want this to happen so bad:

Brent: Well folks, we are back here in Norman, Oklahoma and the KSU faithful are here in force today and letting these Sooner fans know it. Arthur Brown just destroyed Landry Jones on that last play and the 6,000 strong contingency from Manhattan, KS gave their seal of approval as the Wildcat defense left the field after forcing OU to a quick three and out.

Herbie: Brent, I don't think Coach Stoops was expecting an all out blitz on 3rd and 3. LHC Bill Snyder has his team ready to play today and they are pulling out all of the stops.
Collin Klein is coming in here today off another excellent non-conference performance. He already has 10 rushing touchdowns on the season, but probably even more surprising is his passing. He has completed 76% of his passes for another 6 TD's. The competition is a bit tougher today, so as he leads the Wildcats out for their first series, we'll see if he can keep that prolific production going.

Brent: And here they come from the sidelines, being lead by big #7. Klein will line them up and attempt to methodically move the Wildcats down the......wait....Kirk, Klein has lined up next to the tackle in the TE position....is that.... Arthur Brown behind center????!

Herbie: IT'S NOT BROWN, it is the red shirt freshman Daniel Sams lining up to take the first snap! What kind of scheme is Coach LHC Bill Snyder pulling out of his bag of tricks today?

Brent: Sams now steps back into the shotgun as he audibles while the Sooners are attempting to adjust on defense and the play clock winds down. Here is the snap...he drops back, looking deep for the speedster Lockett who is locked down tight. Sams spins out to his right, he has some room....there he goes! He's to midfield and makes another move. WOW! Another miss at the 30! He is going in! Nobody can catch him now! Holy cow Kirk! This crowd of 80,000 is on their feet in stunned silence except that group of purple letting their Wildcats and Sooner nation know they are here today.

Herbie: Oh man! That was outstanding! Daniel Sams, who only had mop up duty in two games coming into today just took the first offensive snap for KSU 73 yards on a play that you will see again and again this year! LHC Bill Snyder and his Wildcats are alive and well and they just let the Oklahoma Sooners know that they have come into Norman ready to play!

Brent: And Herbie, do you know who had the key block on that play? It was Collin Klein that sprung Sams at their own 40 yard line. The rest was all Daniel Sams as he made four Sooners miss on the way to the end zone. What a play and what a run by the other number 4. The extra point is good and the Wildcats from Manhattan, KS have the early one touchdown lead here in Norman, OK.

[cas4ksu]

You can give me hell for cutting and pasting my own post from a different thread, but god dammit, I want this to happen so bad:

Brent: Well folks, we are back here in Norman, Oklahoma and the KSU faithful are here in force today and letting these Sooner fans know it. Arthur Brown just destroyed Landry Jones on that last play and the 6,000 strong contingency from Manhattan, KS gave their seal of approval as the Wildcat defense left the field after forcing OU to a quick three and out.

Herbie: Brent, I don't think Coach Stoops was expecting an all out blitz on 3rd and 3. LHC LHC Bill Snyder has his team ready to play today and they are pulling out all of the stops.
Collin Klein is coming in here today off another excellent non-conference performance. He already has 10 rushing touchdowns on the season, but probably even more surprising is his passing. He has completed 76% of his passes for another 6 TD's. The competition is a bit tougher today, so as he leads the Wildcats out for their first series, we'll see if he can keep that prolific production going.

Brent: And here they come from the sidelines, being lead by big #7. Klein will line them up and attempt to methodically move the Wildcats down the......wait....Kirk, Klein has lined up next to the tackle in the TE position....is that.... Arthur Brown behind center????!

Herbie: IT'S NOT BROWN, it is the red shirt freshman Daniel Sams lining up to take the first snap! What kind of scheme is Coach LHC LHC Bill Snyder pulling out of his bag of tricks today?

Brent: Sams now steps back into the shotgun as he audibles while the Sooners are attempting to adjust on defense and the play clock winds down. Here is the snap...he drops back, looking deep for the speedster Lockett who is locked down tight. Sams spins out to his right, he has some room....there he goes! He's to midfield and makes another move. WOW! Another miss at the 30! He is going in! Nobody can catch him now! Holy cow Kirk! This crowd of 80,000 is on their feet in stunned silence except that group of purple letting their Wildcats and Sooner nation know they are here today.

Herbie: Oh man! That was outstanding! Daniel Sams, who only had mop up duty in two games coming into today just took the first offensive snap for KSU 73 yards on a play that you will see again and again this year! LHC LHC Bill Snyder and his Wildcats are alive and well and they just let the Oklahoma Sooners know that they have come into Norman ready to play!

Brent: And Herbie, do you know who had the key block on that play? It was Collin Klein that sprung Sams at their own 40 yard line. The rest was all Daniel Sams as he made four Sooners miss on the way to the end zone. What a play and what a run by the other number 4. The extra point is good and the Wildcats from Manhattan, KS have the early one touchdown lead here in Norman, OK.

"HELLLLOOOO BALLGAME! TIMEOUT."- Mussy.

[bucket]

I was really looking forward to seeing Sams in some Wildcat formations this year.  The ones we use for Pease, where he drops back to throw and then runs for like two yards every time.

I was really looking forward to him throwing the long bomb laser passes that Collin can't make and running around the end really fast and jukey like Collin doesn't.  they would have been a good combo with their different strengths.

I was really looking forward to him doing a "Call me, maybe" youtube video with Bonus Lockett and D. Marc.

 you're embarrassing yourself 

[Dugout DickStone]

I was really looking forward to seeing Sams in some Wildcat formations this year.  The ones we use for Pease, where he drops back to throw and then runs for like two yards every time.

I was really looking forward to him throwing the long bomb laser passes that Collin can't make and running around the end really fast and jukey like Collin doesn't.  they would have been a good combo with their different strengths.

I was really looking forward to him doing a "Call me, maybe" youtube video with Bonus Lockett and D. Marc.

 you're embarrassing yourself 

Old guy outed.

[bucket]

class of 09!   

[michigancat]

Snyder's gonna Snyd.

[steve dave]

Tyler Dreilling said on twitter that Sams is at workouts 

[bubbles4ksu]

Tyler Dreilling said on twitter that Sams is at workouts 

o thank heavens.

[yoEMAW]

Tyler Dreilling said on twitter that Sams is at workouts 

It's working you guys. Keep the cheer flowing.