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Offline steve dave

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Never Eat Shredded Wheat
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2012, 12:36:20 PM »
Use the Never Eat Shredded Wheat saying to find north. Eat is east and so on.

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Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2012, 04:45:58 PM »
the moon will tell you what is north

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Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2012, 05:06:49 PM »
the moon will tell you what is north

you can't eat the moon. nobody can.

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Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2012, 05:12:13 PM »
If you are someone that is terrible at cardinal directions, why would you ever base your directions with respect to your position on Earth in relation to them?

Also... :lol: for not having a phone with google maps, gps, or anything.

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Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2012, 05:12:59 PM »
the moon will tell you what is north

you can't eat the moon. nobody can.
You can if its made of hot dogs.

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Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2012, 05:22:10 PM »
the moon will tell you what is north

you can't eat the moon. nobody can.
You can if its made of hot dogs.

that's ridiculous.

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Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2012, 09:08:29 PM »
If you eat frosted shredded wheat the little wheat guy will sit on your shoulder and point for you.

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Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
« Reply #32 on: July 02, 2012, 06:36:16 AM »
Phone compass. Science wins again!


Or stick little iron bits in your nose and sense the magnetic poles.
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Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
« Reply #33 on: July 02, 2012, 08:36:47 AM »
But I like shredded wheat.  I think I will eat it.