Author Topic: Never Eat Shredded Wheat (Read 3151 times)

_33 · « **on:** June 30, 2012, 09:03:47 PM »

How does this even help you at all? It just tells you which letter each direction starts with. It doesn't help you know which way a certain direction is.

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2012, 09:07:05 PM »

well....you have a better idea einstein?

_33 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2012, 09:12:03 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on June 30, 2012, 09:07:05 PM

well....you have a better idea einstein?

Well, I'm just upset because this guy made me feel dumb because I asked which direction was north and he said "don't you know the Never Eat Shredded Wheat thing?" Yes, I know what letter each direction starts with dumbass but how does that help me point north?

highway61 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2012, 09:24:16 PM »

Perhaps you should try never eat sour watermelon. That has done pretty well by me all these years.

Trim · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2012, 09:30:50 PM »

Maybe you're supposed to imagine the words getting laid out clockwise, and then they become a compass.

12
9 3
6

Never
Wheat Eat
Shredded

hemmy · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2012, 09:34:03 PM »

Its Never Eat Soggy Waffles. And it helps you remember what is to your right if you face north.

steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2012, 09:39:34 PM »

33, they stand for the directions. like Never stands for North. Shredded stands for South. Get it?

steve dave · « **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2012, 09:40:00 PM »

If you are into something else I bet we can come up with different words though

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2012, 09:54:14 PM »

If you eat frosted shredded wheat the little wheat guy will sit on your shoulder and point for you.

sys · « **Reply #9 on:** June 30, 2012, 10:02:18 PM »

never heard of this. lol @ people that don't know where north is, btw.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #10 on:** June 30, 2012, 10:15:02 PM »

33's worst thread ever? I know.

_33 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 30, 2012, 10:26:32 PM »

Quote from: hemmy on June 30, 2012, 09:34:03 PM

Its Never Eat Soggy Waffles. And it helps you remember what is to your right if you face north.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE NORTH WAS DUMBASS. HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE NORTH IS WHEN IT IS NIGHT TIME AND YOU ARE IN TENNESSEE AND YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN TENNESSEE BEFORE?

Well, I know I am right about this so it doesn't matter what you guys say.

puniraptor · « **Reply #12 on:** June 30, 2012, 10:38:17 PM »

Maybe learn some astronomy or something since knowing the letters doesn't help?

steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** June 30, 2012, 10:46:02 PM »

Quote from: _33 on June 30, 2012, 10:26:32 PM

Quote from: hemmy on June 30, 2012, 09:34:03 PM
Its Never Eat Soggy Waffles. And it helps you remember what is to your right if you face north.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE NORTH WAS DUMBASS. HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE NORTH IS WHEN IT IS NIGHT TIME AND YOU ARE IN TENNESSEE AND YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN TENNESSEE BEFORE?

Well, I know I am right about this so it doesn't matter what you guys say.

Try this 33, Nobody Ever Sucks Walnuts. because you eat walnuts, you don't suck them. maybe that would help you know what direction you are facing?

sys · « **Reply #14 on:** June 30, 2012, 10:52:37 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on June 30, 2012, 10:46:02 PM

Try this 33, Nobody Ever Sucks Walnuts. because you eat walnuts, you don't suck them. maybe that would help you know what direction you are facing?

he doesn't know where east, south and west are because he doesn't know where north is, not because he sucks walnuts instead of eating them, you Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) rough ridin' nazi.

33, try this. go outside and point yourself towards north. now north will be the direction you are facing and you can figure out the others from there.

steve dave · « **Reply #15 on:** June 30, 2012, 11:01:03 PM »

Quote from: sys on June 30, 2012, 10:52:37 PM

Quote from: steve dave on June 30, 2012, 10:46:02 PM
Try this 33, Nobody Ever Sucks Walnuts. because you eat walnuts, you don't suck them. maybe that would help you know what direction you are facing?

he doesn't know where east, south and west are because he doesn't know where north is, not because he sucks walnuts instead of eating them, you Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) rough ridin' nazi.

33, try this. go outside and point yourself towards north. now north will be the direction you are facing and you can figure out the others from there.

sys, obviously you have the Never Eat Shredded Wheat down but 33 doesn't. 33, have you tried working counter clockwise? Like, Now We Saw Everthing? Maybe left handed?

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 30, 2012, 11:29:48 PM »

_33, I have often wondered this myself. People are so stupid. That's why people like Nazis exist, because they were too dumb to think for themselves.

hemmy · « **Reply #17 on:** June 30, 2012, 11:40:46 PM »

You look at the north star.

Funnily enough though, I enjoy soggy waffles. (with syrup)

steve dave · « **Reply #18 on:** July 01, 2012, 12:43:13 AM »

If you are lost are you just unable to remember the saying? Or is it all the time?

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #19 on:** July 01, 2012, 02:10:31 AM »

what the hell is going here.

_33 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 01, 2012, 06:35:24 AM »

Thanks for trying guys but I made up a new one it goes North East South West and it has really helped me remember the directions and the letters and which way to point. Sorry all of your tips were stupid and I had to figure it out on my own but I guess sometimes in life you have to learn how to ignore a ton of stupid idiots trying to give you advice and just come up with a great idea on your own. Thanks again everyone.

steve dave · « **Reply #21 on:** July 01, 2012, 08:39:40 AM »

Anyone else have any problems they would like me to solve?

cas4ksu · « **Reply #22 on:** July 01, 2012, 09:42:01 AM »

What I like to do is imagine, "Where would the End Zone Fun Zone be located to where I am standing right now?" Instantly, I am able to conclude which direction North is. Then it is all down hill from there. go cats.

highway61 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 01, 2012, 11:39:49 AM »

Quote from: _33 on June 30, 2012, 10:26:32 PM

Quote from: hemmy on June 30, 2012, 09:34:03 PM
Its Never Eat Soggy Waffles. And it helps you remember what is to your right if you face north.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE NORTH WAS DUMBASS. HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE NORTH IS WHEN IT IS NIGHT TIME AND YOU ARE IN TENNESSEE AND YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN TENNESSEE BEFORE?

Well, I know I am right about this so it doesn't matter what you guys say.

Look for the North star?

kim carnes · « **Reply #24 on:** July 01, 2012, 12:25:47 PM »

Quote from: highway61 on July 01, 2012, 11:39:49 AM

Quote from: _33 on June 30, 2012, 10:26:32 PM
Quote from: hemmy on June 30, 2012, 09:34:03 PM
Its Never Eat Soggy Waffles. And it helps you remember what is to your right if you face north.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE NORTH WAS DUMBASS. HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE NORTH IS WHEN IT IS NIGHT TIME AND YOU ARE IN TENNESSEE AND YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN TENNESSEE BEFORE?

Well, I know I am right about this so it doesn't matter what you guys say.

Look for the North star?

What if there are clouds dumbass? Then what is he supposed to do?