Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads

[8manpick]

Sys idk if you're itk about this kind of thing, but a girl i work with wants me to go "clubbing in fresno" sometime soon. The way I see it there is a chance I get laid, but there is also a chance I get stabbed. I'm erring on the side of not going because some parts of fresno scare the crap out of me. Thoughts?

This is all you need to know about Fresno:

[p1k3]

Sys idk if you're itk about this kind of thing, but a girl i work with wants me to go "clubbing in fresno" sometime soon. The way I see it there is a chance I get laid, but there is also a chance I get stabbed. I'm erring on the side of not going because some parts of fresno scare the crap out of me. Thoughts?

This is all you need to know about Fresno:

holy crap


my main concern is crossing paths with these guys:



Im just a humble white midwesterner 

[sys]

Sys idk if you're itk about this kind of thing, but a girl i work with wants me to go "clubbing in fresno" sometime soon. The way I see it there is a chance I get laid, but there is also a chance I get stabbed. I'm erring on the side of not going because some parts of fresno scare the crap out of me. Thoughts?

fresno isn't scary, it's just ugly, poor and Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

[steve dave]

you guys, obama is forcing everyone to have OBAMAcare which apparently sucks ass as insurance.  I personally have BCBS right now which rules and according to this add Obama will make me have his insurance instead and I'll probably never get the care I need next time I have the flu.  Another point to Romney. 

[slobber]

how did I know pike moved to california forevor ago but nobody else did?

yeah, i think i recall that he moved to fresno.  prolly fits in well.

Clovis...it's the wealthier KSTATEO part of Fresno.

EDIT: Please let us know if they still have the "Together, we can make Fresno 'FresYES'" campaign.

Madera 

If you live in Madera, you should be a hell of a lot more than  . For starters, I'd add  .

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

you guys, obama is forcing everyone to have OBAMAcare which apparently sucks ass as insurance.  I personally have BCBS right now which rules and according to this add Obama will make me have his insurance instead and I'll probably never get the care I need next time I have the flu.  Another point to Romney.

BCBS is the tits.