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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #50 on: June 20, 2012, 10:19:07 AM »
interesting that you didn't want to be like Léon in the Professional, i guess he had too much heart to be admired by a real assassin.


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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #51 on: June 20, 2012, 10:25:57 AM »
interesting that you didn't want to be like Léon in the Professional, i guess he had too much heart to be admired by a real assassin.

That movie painted a sad and lonely portrait of killing for money.  Did not want as a child. 

eta:  Also, while a badass, he was a chump as far as handling his finances was concerned.  I didn't aspire to be a simp.  On a side note, he was playing with some serious pedophile fire there.  You can only toe that line for so long totally unsupervised and unaccountable.  Probably best he died. 
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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #52 on: June 20, 2012, 01:04:55 PM »
i wanted to own a ranch with 1,000 horses. it could still happen i guess. but, like i wouldn't even know where to start...

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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #53 on: June 20, 2012, 01:58:02 PM »
Had a crazy dream that I was going to play basketball for the Georgia Bulldogs with my younger bro. We were going to live with my grandpa in his house in Athens.

Then after college I planned on playing for the Atlanta Hawks but commuting to Atlanta every day via helicopter from our family's time share in the north Georgia mountains.

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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #54 on: June 20, 2012, 02:03:54 PM »
i wanted to own a ranch with 1,000 horses. it could still happen i guess. but, like i wouldn't even know where to start...

Two horses?  :dunno:
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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #55 on: June 20, 2012, 04:57:23 PM »
Oh I forgot, in addition to being a professional Lego player wither, I wanted to be a fighter pilot like crazy. F/A-18. Man, what a letdown real life is.

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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #56 on: June 21, 2012, 01:32:52 AM »
i wanted to own a ranch with 1,000 horses. it could still happen i guess. but, like i wouldn't even know where to start...

 :love: oh man! i still harbor a dream of one day training a kentucky derby horse. can i rent out a stall pretty please  :excited:
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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #57 on: June 21, 2012, 06:39:14 AM »
i wanted to own a ranch with 1,000 horses. it could still happen i guess. but, like i wouldn't even know where to start...

Two horses?  :dunno:

1 miniature horse.

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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #58 on: June 21, 2012, 10:28:25 AM »
It looks like this horse ranch thing is really starting to come together.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #59 on: June 21, 2012, 11:28:22 AM »
It looks like this horse ranch thing is really starting to come together.
obviously i'm going to need some help with this 1 miniature horse/2 real horses/1 kentucky derby horse thing....so you're all hired. no wages, only room & board.

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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #60 on: June 21, 2012, 11:30:56 AM »
1) buy a ranch
2) buy 999 horses
3) buy EPAW from emawgeddon
4) party

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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #61 on: June 21, 2012, 11:44:39 AM »
1) buy a ranch
2) buy 999 horses
3) buy EPAW from emawgeddon
4) party

Whoah, Nelly! You forgot to mention which credit card(s) to use to purchase the horses for maximum rewards points.

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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #62 on: June 21, 2012, 12:06:18 PM »
I wanted to have the looks and coolness of benny the jet rodriguez and the humor of ham porter.... mission accomplished  :gocho:

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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #63 on: June 21, 2012, 02:22:54 PM »
I hope every horse in the history of earth dies/died a painful death.

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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #64 on: June 21, 2012, 05:00:34 PM »
I hope every horse in the history of earth dies/died a painful death.



just go exit this world you bad person.

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #65 on: June 21, 2012, 05:39:03 PM »
I hope every horse in the history of earth dies/died a painful death.



just go exit this world you bad person.


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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #66 on: June 21, 2012, 06:39:13 PM »
I hope every horse in the history of earth dies/died a painful death.



just go exit this world you bad person.



that's it buster now you got me really good and mad*





*thanks for using a statue not a real horse it was good of you
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #67 on: June 21, 2012, 06:39:48 PM »
It's over, 'Meister. No need to beat a dead horse!  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #68 on: June 21, 2012, 07:00:04 PM »
Astronaut or scientist - later wanted to be an artist when my parents wouldn't send me to space camp. 

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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #69 on: June 25, 2012, 10:38:41 PM »
Rambo from First Blood.

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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #70 on: June 18, 2013, 12:38:09 AM »
I thought I was going to be a hall of fame linebacker for the Denver Broncos. I also thought I would win a gold medal in freestyle wrestling. I would have made it too if it wasn't for Crohn's disease.



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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #71 on: June 18, 2013, 12:45:28 AM »
I wanted to be a lawyer.  I mean is there any more boring dream you could possibly have as a kid?

I was going to be an english professor.
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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #72 on: June 18, 2013, 01:12:15 AM »
Sports Broadcaster.

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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #73 on: June 18, 2013, 07:58:31 AM »
Sniper in the USMC.

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Re: What did you want to be when you grew up?
« Reply #74 on: June 18, 2013, 08:24:32 AM »
Married to Elle Macpherson.  I was a young and impressionable 14 year old boy, she was a 26 year old SI swimsuit model.  It probably wouldn't have worked out.
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