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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2012, 05:40:01 PM »
Warm water lazy river in November/December?
Free edge up to defensive starters when opponents held under 10.

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2012, 07:44:03 PM »
Fund raising potential:
--Tube rental for premium seating--none of this "I sat on the 30 yard line" crap.  You'd get to go from endzone to endzone without having to walk or do any work
--Ditto kayak/canoe rental
--Increased beverage sales as floating bar can service the entire stadium--just another additional cereal malt beverage outlet for fans
--Promotional opportunities--the sky is the limit here
--Scantily clad chicks on tubes (maybe in tube tops) will bring in the donor cash

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2012, 08:04:28 PM »
Dlew, I can only assume from this thread that you got :bigtoke: as balls today and forgot to invite me...

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2012, 08:07:08 PM »
It would be cheaper to flood BSFS like the Roman Coliseum and then just install a turf field on a floating barge. Might give the floodaggies an advantage though.

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2012, 08:08:15 PM »
As a founder father of the Monorail plan I hereby throw my full support around the lazy river project.

God bless Dlew and God bless Kansas State University

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2012, 08:08:56 PM »
Dlew, I can only assume from this thread that you got :bigtoke: as balls today and forgot to invite me...
Uh, no.  Mostly just a lot of planning and research. 


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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #31 on: June 18, 2012, 09:11:05 PM »
For opening day, we could have Sea Doo day, where our loyal fans can pay thousands of dollars to drive their Sea Doos around the stadium and splash the fans in the front row. The next week, we could have the soldiers put up a floating bridge across the entire lazy river for Ft. Riley Day. Then the next week, we could have Harley Day, where our fans pay thousands of dollars to ride their Harleys across the pontoon bridge constructed by the soldiers at Ft. Riley Day. Then, we could take down the bridge and resume general lazy river activities for every other game. It will be glorious.

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #32 on: June 18, 2012, 09:14:25 PM »
Really great idea Dlew! Glad to have you on our side   :lynchmob:
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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #33 on: June 18, 2012, 09:15:07 PM »
Guys, what about an orca?


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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #34 on: June 18, 2012, 09:15:24 PM »
nevermind.  dumb idea.  would never work.


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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #35 on: June 18, 2012, 09:25:10 PM »
Can't wait to get Pak'd and then after the game hop on the GoCats Ferry back to the ville to get more pak'd. Cut's down on drunk driving, which is reason enough for the townies to support this.

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #36 on: June 18, 2012, 09:26:51 PM »
It would be cheaper to flood BSFS like the Roman Coliseum and then just install a turf field on a floating barge.
This is how we can get an 80,000 seat stadium and always sell it out. (32,000 are submerged)

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2012, 09:28:18 PM »
Guys, what about an orca?
nevermind.  dumb idea.  would never work.

I dunno, Willie the Wildcat and Willy the Whale would be quite the dynamic duo.

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #38 on: June 18, 2012, 09:30:21 PM »
Fwiw, Willie's head is already similar to that of a shark

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #39 on: June 18, 2012, 09:49:09 PM »
Instead of Willie running and tackling a squawk at mid field he could swim below water and jump up and eat the squawk off a life raft. Jaws music in the background of course.

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #40 on: June 18, 2012, 10:01:15 PM »
Instead of Willie running and tackling a squawk at mid field he could swim below water and jump up and eat the squawk off a life raft. Jaws music in the background of course.

Or we could train the Willy the Whale to do it :dunno:

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #41 on: June 18, 2012, 10:03:50 PM »
Instead of Willie running and tackling a squawk at mid field he could swim below water and jump up and eat the squawk off a life raft. Jaws music in the background of course.
Way ahead of you bro.  Poster idea for the 2015 season:



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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #42 on: June 18, 2012, 10:05:28 PM »
Instead of Willie running and tackling a squawk at mid field he could swim below water and jump up and eat the squawk off a life raft. Jaws music in the background of course.

Or we could train the Willy the Whale to do it :dunno:

I mean yeah whatever works. Doesn't hurt to improvise.


Willie Wildcat could battle Squawk armies by land, and Willie Whale ward them off at sea.

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #43 on: June 18, 2012, 10:23:59 PM »
lifeguards guys, helping players swim = impermissible benefits? Someone call Jamie Vaughn we need an answer ASAP before we pitch this idea to the townies.

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #44 on: June 18, 2012, 10:30:30 PM »
Sorry guys, sorry but I've crunched the numbers and there is no was this is feasible. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.  Sorry but I just don't see it happening in the current economic climate. Sorry.

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #45 on: June 18, 2012, 10:46:02 PM »
Sorry guys, sorry but I've crunched the numbers and there is no was this is feasible. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.  Sorry but I just don't see it happening in the current economic climate. Sorry.
Thanks for the advice, Dave Ramsey.


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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #46 on: June 19, 2012, 12:08:09 AM »
Wow, guys. I read a lot of foolish stuff on this site and get a hearty chuckle out of most things. However, I don't post this with a sly smile, but with some new info to share with you folks.

A few of my buddies today talked to me today discussing the feasibility of such an idea. They said it was cooky, irresponsible, and furthermore a sham.

While I politely disagreed, I answered a call from a source who is directly ITK on matters in the athletic department. No sooner did I great him with my heartiest of wildcat growls, he said, "cas, stop with the growling. the animal has the plans for the "secret phase" for bsfs expansion."

Knowing what the phase was because of my earlier message board stop, I politely asked, "Where is the money coming from?" My source cooly replied, "Do you REALLY think that the White House cut NBAF funding?!?"  :gocho:

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #47 on: June 19, 2012, 12:58:54 AM »
Lazy river full of NBAF mutants  :ohno:

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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #48 on: June 19, 2012, 01:35:51 AM »
Lazy river full of NBAF mutants  :ohno:


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Re: Big Idea
« Reply #49 on: June 19, 2012, 05:35:38 AM »
Lil bro trying to square off stadium (like big bro's) and add lazy river (like big bro).

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