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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #25 on: June 21, 2012, 08:56:08 AM »
great email BOTC

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #26 on: June 21, 2012, 12:28:14 PM »
:thumbs:

I guess we'll never know what John Currie wears to a wichita catbackers event.

He didn't even show up? What a coward.

He's gunshy.

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #27 on: June 21, 2012, 12:29:07 PM »
i was really hoping people would utilize this thread to give me advice & tips on country stampede. for example, what should i wear? are there any seasoned county stampeders i should seek out once inside? how much should i encourage dlew to jump on stage and sing in between performances?

Wear a car taking you to fattyfest instead.

i'm a bridesmaid in a wedding that starts at 2pm on saturday  :cry:

but if you guys could live tweet your pub crawl location...let's meet up after  :cheers:

OK.

For serious country fashion advice, email John Currie.
thanks for the excellent suggestion! i took your advice and sent JC an e-mail a couple of minutes ago. am anxiously awaiting his response!

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Hi John! I hope you're having a great summer! I just wanted to ask you a question about my upcoming trip to Manhattan, Kansas, 'America's Town' (and Forbes' current victor of Best Small Places for Business and Careers!!). I'm having a really difficult time trying to decide what to wear to Country Stampede this weekend. I heard you've spent a lengthy amount of time in the backwoods of Tennessee and figured you might have some expertise in this area.

Only catch is, I'm so poor that my mom can't afford to buy our family groceries. Do you think it'd be okay if my mom's friend sent me some money so i could afford a pair of jorts to wear to Country Stampede?

Thanks for your time! EMAW Forever!
Tana

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #28 on: June 21, 2012, 01:28:17 PM »
i was really hoping people would utilize this thread to give me advice & tips on country stampede. for example, what should i wear? are there any seasoned county stampeders i should seek out once inside? how much should i encourage dlew to jump on stage and sing in between performances?

Wear a car taking you to fattyfest instead.

i'm a bridesmaid in a wedding that starts at 2pm on saturday  :cry:

but if you guys could live tweet your pub crawl location...let's meet up after  :cheers:

OK.

For serious country fashion advice, email John Currie.
thanks for the excellent suggestion! i took your advice and sent JC an e-mail a couple of minutes ago. am anxiously awaiting his response!

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Hi John! I hope you're having a great summer! I just wanted to ask you a question about my upcoming trip to Manhattan, Kansas, 'America's Town' (and Forbes' current victor of Best Small Places for Business and Careers!!). I'm having a really difficult time trying to decide what to wear to Country Stampede this weekend. I heard you've spent a lengthy amount of time in the backwoods of Tennessee and figured you might have some expertise in this area.

Only catch is, I'm so poor that my mom can't afford to buy our family groceries. Do you think it'd be okay if my mom's friend sent me some money so i could afford a pair of jorts to wear to Country Stampede?

Thanks for your time! EMAW Forever!
Tana

He might send you a mini ball signed by HCBW too  :crossfingers:

Tanya,

Thanks for the support!

GO WILDCATS!!!

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #29 on: June 21, 2012, 01:30:39 PM »
:thumbs:

I guess we'll never know what John Currie wears to a wichita catbackers event.

He didn't even show up? What a coward.

With Vaughn gone someone has to monitor the Derb/Dillons trashcans back in Manhattan.

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #30 on: June 21, 2012, 09:07:05 PM »
Has anyone been stabbed out there yet? If not, can someone just post a picture of someone doing something super awesome or whatever. TIA
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #31 on: June 21, 2012, 10:15:09 PM »
Of course there have been stabbings. It's the FPD of country and western music.

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #32 on: June 22, 2012, 09:24:37 AM »
Oh man.

 :D


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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #33 on: June 22, 2012, 10:23:31 AM »
Oh man.

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are you camping? you have to be in the campgrounds to get the full effect

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #34 on: June 22, 2012, 11:10:25 AM »
Anyone die yet? The over/under is 2.5, I took the under :ohno:
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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #35 on: June 22, 2012, 11:46:13 AM »
"I'm thankful our MHK forefathers had the foresight to lynch white dudes so that we might be able to throw up the mob with a clear conscience."

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #36 on: June 22, 2012, 04:16:55 PM »
 :horrorsurprise:   My oh my, Dlew12.  You look fantastic!
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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #37 on: June 22, 2012, 04:26:18 PM »
:horrorsurprise:   My oh my, Dlew12.  You look fantastic!

 :dubious: Not buying it. Not enough chest hair...
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #38 on: June 22, 2012, 04:28:51 PM »
 :pray: the dam breaks

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #39 on: June 22, 2012, 05:45:56 PM »
Just got back from picking up BOTC at the 'neck fest, you guys. I did not witness this with my own eyes, but there are rumblings of Dlew paying a random lady 2 beers in exchange for a mullet haircut...  :horrorsurprise:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #40 on: June 22, 2012, 06:13:09 PM »
Just got back from picking up BOTC at the 'neck fest, you guys. I did not witness this with my own eyes, but there are rumblings of Dlew paying a random lady 2 beers in exchange for a mullet haircut...  :horrorsurprise:
Can confirm

 

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #41 on: June 23, 2012, 05:32:44 AM »
It looks really awful, but "when in Rome" and stuff I guess.  Prepare your jokes for Fattyfest.
« Last Edit: June 23, 2012, 08:17:28 AM by Dlew12 »


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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2012, 08:59:49 AM »
i was really hoping people would utilize this thread to give me advice & tips on country stampede. for example, what should i wear? are there any seasoned county stampeders i should seek out once inside? how much should i encourage dlew to jump on stage and sing in between performances?



One of the frats has raised the bar on stampede fashion. 

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2012, 10:18:04 AM »
Just got back from picking up BOTC at the 'neck fest, you guys. I did not witness this with my own eyes, but there are rumblings of Dlew paying a random lady 2 beers in exchange for a mullet haircut...  :horrorsurprise:
Can confirm

 

Why are you drinking keystone light? Sheesh.

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2012, 10:19:33 AM »
Why are you drinking keystone light? Sheesh.
Why am I wearing a Hawaiian shirt?  Why am I getting a mullet?  Why am I at Stampede?  Why does anybody do anything?


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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #45 on: June 23, 2012, 10:41:45 AM »
Why are you drinking keystone light? Sheesh.
Why am I wearing a Hawaiian shirt?  Why am I getting a mullet?  Why am I at Stampede?  Why does anybody do anything?

thought-provoking post

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #46 on: June 23, 2012, 11:51:49 AM »
Why are you drinking keystone light? Sheesh.
Why am I wearing a Hawaiian shirt?  Why am I getting a mullet?  Why am I at Stampede?  Why does anybody do anything?

this is a great post.

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #47 on: June 23, 2012, 01:06:14 PM »
Oh man guys. Oh man.


50 yr old dude got his dick sucked by his wife with cheese wiz all over it in front of all of us it was so funny haha

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #48 on: June 23, 2012, 01:10:28 PM »
Oh man guys. Oh man.


50 yr old dude got his dick sucked by his wife with cheese wiz all over it in front of all of us it was so funny haha

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Re: COUNTRY STAMPEDE
« Reply #49 on: June 23, 2012, 01:12:24 PM »
Oh man guys. Oh man.


50 yr old dude got his dick sucked by his wife with cheese wiz all over it in front of all of us it was so funny haha

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