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Knock Knock
« on: June 17, 2012, 12:48:52 AM »
Who's there?

A KSU football player

A KSU football player who

Cantele's wearing a helmet so I can't see his face!

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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2012, 12:52:07 AM »
i dunno how rick daris manages to hack goEMAW accounts between la hacienda trips, but my god it's glorious

also, :lol:
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2012, 12:52:24 AM »
Who's there?

A KSU football player

A KSU football player who?

Well he just quit the team actually, so Foketi even brought it up.

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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2012, 12:54:26 AM »
Who's there?

A KSU football player

Okay Huberter quit knockin' on my Doerr before I call the cops, kid!

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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2012, 01:14:07 AM »
knock knock

who's there?

collin klien

collin klien who?

collin klien is an excellent football player and should be in the heisman race this year.
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2012, 01:16:52 AM »
Quote from: seven on June 17, 2012, 01:14:07 AM
knock knock

who's there?

collin klien

collin klien who?

collin klien is an excellent football player and should be in the heisman race this year.
LOL

I love these knock knock jokes!
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2012, 01:22:13 AM »
knock knock

who's there?

dlew12

dlew12 who?

dlew12 from goEMAW.com loves knock knock jokes, you should tell him some.
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2012, 01:58:31 AM »
Quote from: seven on June 17, 2012, 01:22:13 AM
knock knock

who's there?

dlew12

dlew12 who?

dlew12 from goEMAW.com loves knock knock jokes, you should tell him some.
:lol:

TO A T!
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Knock Knock
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2012, 07:50:47 AM »
Who's there?

Arthur

Arthur who

Arthur of the book They Said It Couldn't Be Done II
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2012, 11:26:24 AM »
these are v. good, dlew
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2012, 12:17:11 PM »
knock knock
who's there
the endzone
the endzone who?
GO CATS
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2012, 12:17:45 PM »
Knock knock

Who's there? 

LHC Bill Snyder

Bill Snyd......hey you haven't even come in yet, where are you going?

Back to my office to scheme
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2012, 12:56:05 PM »
Knock Knock

Whos there?

Ferguson

Ferguson who?

Turd Ferguson, its a funny name.

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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2012, 12:56:52 PM »
Knock Knock

Whos there?

Dickey doo

Dickey doo who?

Your belly hangs out farther than your dickey doo


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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2012, 03:01:51 PM »
Knock Knock

Who's There?

Bobby

Bobby who?

Bobby Walker!  The safety!  Let me in and I'll tell you some fun stories about that 02 defense! 

Sure come on in!
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2012, 03:29:49 PM »
Knock Knock

Who's There?

Big 12 Champs!

Big 12 Champs who?

Lockett is up AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!!
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Knock Knock
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2012, 04:19:06 PM »
knock knock

What do you want?

CATS!

k, here is one here is a calico kitten

LOL, I meant go CATS! The football team!

K, give me my calico kitten back then

K, here it is

K, bye for now

K, bye
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2012, 04:26:33 PM »
(silence)

(door busts down)

OBz: WTF?!?!?

Jamie Vaughn: Gimme your phone.
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2012, 04:32:28 PM »
knock knock

whose there?

it's actually supposed to be "who's" not "whose"

how did you even know which one I said?

not sure, bye
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Re: Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2012, 04:46:09 PM »
Quote from: Trim on June 17, 2012, 04:26:33 PM
(silence)

(door busts down)

OBz: WTF?!?!?

Jamie Vaughn: Gimme your phone.

simultaneously awesome and depressing

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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2012, 05:14:27 PM »
Quote from: _33 on June 17, 2012, 04:32:28 PM
knock knock

whose there?

it's actually supposed to be "who's" not "whose"

how did you even know which one I said?

not sure, bye
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2012, 06:28:22 PM »
Knock knock

Who's there?

Charlie Weiss

Charlie Weiss who?

Charlie Weiss my butt in the front? I'm not trying to be funny. Weiss this happening. I think theres something very wrong. I poop when I pee and pee when I poop.
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2012, 07:15:57 PM »
knock knock
who's there
love
love who
love this thread
oh man so do i, don't stop
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2012, 07:29:12 PM »
noc noc?

Still happy hour?

Of course.

Sweet.  Cue up that nazi zombie movie.
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Re: Knock Knock
« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2012, 07:59:03 PM »
Knock knock

who's there!?

orange

orange who?!

Orange you glad I hired oscar Weber?!
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